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MEMBERS ONLY – May 10, 2023: MERSH Completely Dismantles Aaron Imholte & Steel Toe!
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KRUTCHES KRUMBLES! Steel Toe Sidekick CRIES & COLLAPESES. On Air After Criticism! (Part One)
INT. BASEMENT – MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me – does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a shot across the crippled bow of Krunchman that lands with such precision that it shall be talked about henceforth! Behold as the second cohost in as many months runs from the broadcast in tears, only to return and do it again TWO MORE TIMES before Mooby waves the white flag, declares the internet a bunch of meanies, and loses another wrestling match with his conscious over which of his stupid friends to side with. One thing is becoming very clear – Mooby better learn to fly solo! …
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KRUTCHES KRUMBLES! Mersh DISMANTLES Crippled Emotional Man SAVAGELY! (Part Two)
INT. BASEMENT – MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me – does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a shot across the crippled bow of Krunchman that lands with such precision that it shall be talked about henceforth! Behold as the second cohost in as many months runs from the broadcast in tears, only to return and do it again TWO MORE TIMES before Mooby waves the white flag, declares the internet a bunch of meanies, and loses another wrestling match with his conscious over which of his stupid friends to side with. One thing is becoming very clear – Mooby better learn to fly solo! …
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May 7, 2024: Steel Toe Morning Show GETS WORSE! The BIGGEST Ladies We Know! TRAINING TUESDAY!
We’d be ignoring our civic duty if we didn’t bring your daily dose of Aaron Imholte coping about his missing wife April Imholte, and losing his mind over his haters and the goal. How long will this guy continue to spaz out at the very people that support him and his insane fantasy to be behind a microphone for a living. Glitter and Lasers heads out on the water to see if she can float. What happens when a fat girl at sea can’t fit in to the bathroom? I know a bunch of fish and sea turtles that don’t want to find out. The chat determines what kind of fat is acceptable and we coin a new term, “normal fat.” We take Training Tuesday back to where it started with a visit to America’s most dangerous breakfast spot, Waffle House. …
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May 6, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Is MAX Lazy! MERSH Madness! Is SUMMER SINCLAIR a Fake Reality Star?!
Another week and another round of half-hearted attempts at improving a crumbling program. Aaron Imholte is at a loss without his lady and he’s winning so much, and his show is growing so well that he is changing things left and right. Patrick always says nothing is funnier than when a lolcow actually tries to do something, and last nights Members Only program from the Steel Toe whatever show minus April Imholte. Mersh has a new clipper that expertly captured a recent meltdown from the poor Florida streamer. Is Summer Sinclair trying to get fame or just a few dollars from her recent appearance in a couple of fake reality viral videos. Who makes this kind of crap content and how did they find Summer? …
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MEMBERS ONLY: STEEL TOE vs. Jesse PS
Patrick is here on a Friday night to continue watching the appearance of Jesse PS from PodAwful as he attempts to navigate the muddy waters of St.Cloud Minnesota. Jesse mostly plays with Aaron, trolling him with confusing narratives about Opie and Anthony and his missing wife. Aside from hammering Aaron with the same truth bombs that the rest of the internet has been screaming at the weak-chinned non-man for over a year. Let’s watch a troll mess with a man who thinks he is beyond trolling and see what happens. …
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May 2, 2023: Bob Levy Is Lonely? KB Gets Older? Steel Toe WINE SHOW! Aaron Imholte LOVES Patrick?
Join Patrick for a late night catch up show, where Patrick apologizes for his inconsistent schedule due to a lot of the logistical stuff going on with Hackamania. Is Bob Levy on the outs with the Shuli network? Is this just another work to fool Kevin Brennan in to showing his spiteful nature? Is BOB solo now or is he looking for new partners? Kevin Brennan gets another year older, but his cold sore is still under two months young. Aaron Imholte is definitely coping witha new single life, and fantasizes about teaming up with Patrick for shows and even absconding to Las Vegas to Hackamania. Will Mooby have the balls to show? …
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April 30, 2024: What’s Happened To MLC? FELICIA is FINE as FUNK! APRIL IMHOLTE Needs A Job!
Patrick is recovering from a headache that could choke a donkey. That doesn’t mean anything. Don’t overthink it. Let’s check out the latest version of MLC and try to figure out what this show has become. It’s the last day of April and we need to make our nut. There’s four squares left on the wall and daddy needs to hit the goal! Stuttering John and Kate Meaney are on a fantasy world where Patrick is about to get arrested for some imagined crime at any moment. John is wasted and has seems to have pink eye from wiping with his hands before snacking. We check out the imagined new jobs for April Imholte aka April Anderson now that she’s out of the Steel Toe business. …
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April 29, 2024: STEEL TOE Reboots Itself – OGAIN! NOBODY Knows Tech In Minnesota!
Aaron Imholte can’t stop declaring himself a winner over and over again. After a hard drive crash, a lack of backups, and little-to-no technical knowledge, the Minnesota luddite tries to get a show going with Keanu for almost forty-five minutes. We take a closer look at Aaron and April Imholte and their friendships with other streamers. There’s a new Mersh clipper in town, and he’s arrived at just ther right time. Things are not going well over at Captain Fatty’s Kitten Castle, and he’s taken to yelling at sponsors and his godfathers at Rumble about his treatment and his recent stress about paying taxes. For a winner, Mersh certainly is always in constant financial panic. …
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BONUS: Aaron Imholte BACKTRACKS His Responsibility For Hiring April! NOT A Narcissist! CONFIRMED!
We are really doing it, and this is the truth. I have seen the mystery clouded by a greedy sleuth. We are in the trenches, the wildlings are on the mend. Come with me to NLO town, take my hand, good friend. Aaron Imholte convinces himself he isn’t a bad guy, he might have lost his edge, and so much more nonsense.
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April 26, 2024: NLO vs STEEL TOE! Battle Of TROUBLED TECH!
Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today? …
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April 23, 2024: Kevin Brennan BROKEN & SPIRALING! Old Man Pays GIGGLY GIRL To Cosign BREAKDOWN!
It’s been weeks since we’ve checked in on Uncle Kevin Brennan, Neal Brenann’s less successful brother and once-wannabe wacky physical comic. Kevin’s podcast is entering a new phase. The self-production and lack of punctuality were already causing fans to become irritable, but how will the new crop of MLC clueless comics fare in the colosseum that is the MLC revolving door. Let’s watch Kevin Brennan go over weeks-old clips and renew his anger while regurgitating stories to one of the most giggly, fake-laughing open mic-stresses that has slid across the NLO console in quite awhile. Come taunt this mans wife! …
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April 22, 2024: SHATTERING STEEL TOE! DonkeyLips Won’t Fall For Scams! We Got A NEW GUY?
Patrick is back this morning to go over some of the last bits of information gathered surrounding the Steel Toe Morning Show demise, it’s crumbling, and reflections about what this means for the future of this Minnesota couple. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips has left his house and, while waddling around, informs the public about some recent occurrences in his life, as well as how he’s too smart to fall for free computer scams from haters who might be fans but are bad people. It’s hard to decipher. …
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STAR80 Movie Watch – April 21, 2024
Patrick settles in to watch the film STAR80 starring Eric Roberts and Mariel Hemingway about a famous playboy model that got murdered by her jealous and bitter husband. The parallels between the movie characters and Aaron Imholte and April Imholte or soon to be April Anderson are startling. Let’s watch this disturbing film and make our own predictions. …
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April 19, 2024: The Big FRIDAY Program!
Come on, feel the noise! Girls rock those boys! Let’s get wild wild wild! Come on down for a wrap up of the weekend to see wha’ts crackin’ daddy-o! …
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MEMBERS ONLY: April 19, 2024
We talk to Mr. Kill Everything from Misery Loves Company fame. Patrick is sure Kevin is not going to like it. Patrick tries to do a watch of the movie Star 80 but gets got good. Was it a plan by Doom to get Patrick expelled from YouTube? Probably not! …
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April 18, 2024: Did APRIL IMHOLTE CHEAT On Aaron Imholte? The NEW GIRL Of STEEL TOE!
A new theory has emerged in the April Anderson saga as we try to uncover what happend that led to the downfall of the marriage and on-air partnership at Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron marches on with his show, without a plan or the confidence to admit it’s not going well. If there were a prize for constantly changing your panic to confidence and vice-versa, Aaron Imholte would win hands down. And where is April Imholte aka April Anderson from Litchfield? Is she running around town trying to get hired while rumors of drug abuse and sexual impropriety swirl? Or is she locked away in a facility, sucking down Suboxone like a used-up witch? The winds of Minnesota have not been kind to this simple and very racist couple. Why is Aaron running around town singing and dancing and flirting openly with other women? Does Kiki want to be in the middle of this tumultuous relationship? …
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April 17, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE’S SECRET JOURNAL! Songs of Sadness! It’s WORSE Than We Ever Knew!
Patrick is fresh off a full day of productivity and chair shopping, and the butts at Hackamania are going to appreciate the dedication to comfort and quality. Some of our discord dorks have uncovered a playlist made by April Imholte Anderson, and four days ago she was updating it with new songs like Someone Like You by Adele. Watch and Moody calls in to walk us through a sonic journey of sadness, chronicling the events and feelings that led up to April leading the show, and we see if her choice of songs, and the metadata around her playlist, can help us decipher her plans for the future. Spoiler alert – it’s not looking good for this Minnesota mis-matched couple. …