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March 1, 2024: CHAD ZUMOCK Gets MEALS ON WHEELS! Addicted To Profits (David Skarica) Is BACK!

March 1, 2024

You couldn’t ask for a more complete breakfast! Patrick has a whole floor that is sticky with weirdos and trash, and today we are going to do our best to sweep them up. Our girl Summer Sinclair seems to have been spotted in the wild, and her real-life self is worse than her acting. Our Bahamian boob David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits is back and wants to be a guy without being a guy. Steel Toe goes through the motions of doing their Rumble Friday show. Chad Zumock is looking ROUGH and he’s started pulling videos down from YouTube so people don’t stare at his gray hair and gut. Kevin Brennan is back on Shuli and Bob Levy again, and you have to wonder why he is so obsessed with how other people are doing. …

February 29, 2024: STEEL TOE Squirm Show! Ray Devito CANNOT COMMUNICATE!

February 29, 2024

It’s Thursday, and we typically reserve Thursdays for talking about some of the biggest R’s strutting around the net. Today is no exception! Ray Devito has already managed to cause a bit of a bumble with his Hackamania travel plans, and Patrick would love your opinion on who screwed things up. Ray is also in the middle of planning two separate roasts, both of which will be the same roast, and both of which will be done to an audience of no one, or maybe someone, but probably not anyone. Shoud Ray bring the roast to NLO? David Chandler is back and you can almost hear Aaron Imholte make white in his panties from here. Steel Toe Morning Show is basically a daily meme show now, and today’s sad glimpse in to Aaron and April Imholte’s relationship was another cringe banger. Don’t miss your NLO this morning! …

February 27, 2024: FAT TUESDAY! Gross Piggies Only! Bring Your Wiping Sticks!

February 27, 2024

We can’t continue our journey through the Dabbleverse without stopping along the way for some sweet sustenance. Pull over with Patrick and gather some provisions with some of our favorite porkers on the internet. Today we catch up with Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkeylips, as he learns what his body is capable of at his mature age. Planet with a Palate inspires others by teaching that you’re never to fat to roll around your kitchen on a chair. We’ve got a new fat lady to watch live a day in the life of the super-obese. And if there’s time we could learn a thing or two about a thing or two from the fine people at Hardees. Grab a meal and a fork and join us at the adult table, won’t you? …

February 26, 2024: MUNDANE MONDAY! Steel Toe Is GIVING UP! Chad Zumock Has NO IDEA What To Do!

February 26, 2024

When things are at their worst, couples try to put on a facade. And if that’s not what Aaron and April Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show are doing, then they have Patrick fooled. The days of late-night macaroni salad and trips to Jersey Mike’s to chase away the blues with a tuna torpedo are coming to end, and we are here for it. Watch the wind-down of this sad program continue with the latest attempt to phone in a program for their remaining few brain-dead Minnesota fans. Chad Zumock appears for the first time in a week to do the muscle-memory version of what a 62 IQ child thinks a podcast might be. Patrick hasn’t seen it at all, and it’s time we take a thorough account of just what the mudshark thinks he is still doing. Strap in, spergs! We have a lot to catch up on! …

February 23, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE Has RUINED Steel Toe! Aaron is DUMBER Than Anyone Ever Knew!

February 25, 2024

April Imholte has systematically become broken down as a cohost and a woman on the Steel Toe Morning Show, first by the listeners and now her own husband. Watch as April tries to host the show herself, regaling the chat with tales of how she murdered a deer and let it go to waste and how she is so hungry she can’t stop rubbing her tit. This woman is the single worst decision Aaron Imholte ever made in his life, and he hers. A more disasterous couple there has not beedn, and the road is only getting bumpier as time goes on. Mooby doesn’t know the difference between tires and wheels, and teaches everyone how cars work, proving he may be the dumbest man behind a microphone. Let’s examine April and find out if the hate she receives is worth it, or if it’s just a bunch of horned up incels who wish they could have the way with her bony body. …

February 22, 2024: KATE MEANEY Can’t Stop! Heather Guillespie LOSES Baby! Haley Sacks Is OILY!

February 22, 2024

The chronicles of human anal windsock Kate Meaney continue! It’s been a blast watching this young ingenue turned pleasure pocket flail around from show to show, trying to reinvent herself in the wake of her last thrashing. What will Kate Meaney do next? Perhaps her mother Mary Ann Halford can offer a glimpse from the past for the masses to evaluate. Aaron and April Imholte keep getting weirder and weirder, and it’s hard to tell exactly where their relationship is on the sad meter. We watch as Aaron once again proves he is a midwestern dolt whose professional show is unraveling before our eyes. Haley Sacks aka Ms. Dow Jones is back with another video that’s sure to make you curdle with disgust. Heather Gillespie, the human Chicago trash train, has given birth to her baby and the state has already taken it away. What’s next? Will she ever get the dream life she dreams about, or is she destined to roll around in tent urnine and chancla chunks?
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February 16, 2024: STEEL TOE Is Losing Fans Fast! Who’s This NICK REKIETA Fella?

February 16, 2024

Happy Friday, you sappy sack of sycophants! Onion Army rise up! Can you imagine? Chad Zumock has rejected Patrick’s offer to attend Hackamania, prompting Patrick to prematurely pull the offer. What does this mean for Hackamania? Does the event need Chad to be a success? Only time will tell. Aaron Imholte continues his toxic warpath against his own fans, dwindling his audience down to just a few dozen loyal NPCs. Who is Nick Rekieta, and is there more going on with their relationship with the Imholtes? What’s got April crying? What’s got Mooby lashing out? And what’s got this Nick guy looking outside of his own marriage to make his ding dong go six to midnight? Let’s explore! …

February 15, 2024: STEEL TOE Morning Show is DESPERATE! Chad Zumock Is An ALCOHOLIC FAILURE!

February 15, 2024

Patrick is back from Atlantic City and he’s ready to do a data dump from the weekend. This show should be a constant flow of thoughts and memories from AC, as well as an attempt to catch up with some of the insane occurrences we may have missed. Chad is fully off the wagon after a weekend of truth smacking him across his fat chins. Not only did Chad fail at putting on a good comedy show, he came face to face with his lack of support and fans. After being rejected from the NYC comedy scene after just one day without meeting any of his heroes to stick it to his haters. Steel Toe Morning Show keeps tanking and is now desperate to do anything for superheats. They want back in the Dabbleverse worse than anything, and they’re chasing Chad Zumock to make it happen. Mooby has even sunk to the low of allowing his wife to strip on stream next to him, but the superheats are NOT flowing. …

February 8, 2024: CHAD ZUMOCK’S Delusion Spiral! IMHOLTE Divorce Watch! Bower Has NEW Excuses?

February 8, 2024

It’s Thursday, but it might as well be Friday! After today’s show, Patrick is packing up and heading to the airport to head to Atlantic City for the rumble at the Borgata! We check in with Aaron and April and it’s going worse than you could ever imagine for the Steel Toe Morning Show. Chad Zumock is flailing around, trying to find his place in the dabbleverse. Why is his show not working? Why is his relationship with Kevin Brennan tenuous at best? Let’s go down memory lane with Chad again to find out whrere it all went wrong. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is back, but he isn’t walking while talking. We have an amazing PO Box haul! Sit tight, kids! …

February 5, 2024: CHAD ZUMOCK’s Early Years! STEEL TOE Struggle Show!

February 5, 2024

Another weekend has come and gone, with Chad Zumock sitting alone in his dark apartment, drinking himself to the point of being paralyzingly afraid of hitting the GO LIVE button on his little Playskool laptop. How many shows will the Mudshark do this week before the big Atlantic City meetup? How will Chad’s big standup show – the one he’s throwing to ‘give back’ and surprise people by ‘doing something’ in this stupid podcast world. We listen to Chad’s own words describing how he thinks it will play out. We also take a look at Chad’s origin story to find out exactly where this preppy peanut got too puffed up for his own good. PLUS Steel Toe Morning Show is back with Aaron Imholte and his lil buddy Johnny, and they’re reading chats and cranking out no content better than anyone in Minnesota. …

January 30, 2024: Is KEVIN BRENNAN Okay? Steel Toe Is SUPER NASTY! Sketti Tooth Birthday!

January 30, 2024

Patrick brings receipts so everything can watch Kevin Brennan transform in to a cope baby right before their very eyes. Watch how 72 hours makes one-time successful comedian Kevin Brennan turns from a braggadocios confident man in to a confused, angry man regretting painting himself in to a corner. We take a final look at “the bet” before putting Kevin’s dementia to bed as it pertains to this issue. Aaron Imholte proves that he has given up on his radio dream and settled in to begging to not get a real job. Watch as his wife tells us about how he keeps her up late eating spaghetti in bed and blasting music. The midnight carb curmudgeon is back, and this time it isn’t mac salad! …

January 29, 2024: MEEK MEN MONDAY! Kevin Brenna CAN’T STOP LYING About How Well He’s Doing!

January 29, 2024

It’s the start of another week, and this one will see us through to the beginning of February and usher in a new era of excitement as Kevin Brennan’s Atlantic City meetup. Kevin Brennan screamed again about his numbers, proclaiming he will send them to anyone who asks, only to backtrack immediately and begin issuing challenges and excuses for his lack of follow-through. Steel Toe Morning Show is off to a whimper of a start this week, as both Johnny and April stand Aaron up, and the professional broadcaster resorts to sheepishly reading the chat room and faking his way through another morning of an excuse for entertainment. You decide whether or not the talent is genuine or if this pretend radio man is nearing the end of his make-believe career. …

January 26, 2024: STEEL TOE Struggle Show! DONKEYLIPS Goes Mobile! CRAZY JOE Is Killing It!

January 26, 2024

Happy Friday! We’ve got an extremely awkward moment from Minnesota’s favorite failed radio duo, Aaron and April Imholte. What’s going on with the couple? After opining about a renewed career in terrestrial radio and seeing their support dry up before their very eyes, what’s next for the distraught darlings of the radio dial as they hurl toward poverty? Micheal Ray Bower has figurered out how his legs work and wants you to come on a walk with him. Our old friend Crazy Joe is becoming slowly awakened to the new presence of the onions in is life again, and it’s not going to go well for the cranky old senior citizen. …

January 12, 2024: Steel Toe Fib-Fest! Catching Up With The UNHINGED! P.O. Box Surprises!

January 12, 2024

Happy Friday to you, wherever and whenever you may be. Yes, whenever. We don’t discriminate against time-travelers here. Michael Ray Bower is just about ready to launch his podcast, and it’s nothing like anything he’s described before. Is this really it? Heather Gillespie is still outside in Chicago fighting injustice and working hard to make sure she has a warm and dry place to squirt her baby out in a few weeks. Crazy Joe has become aware of the onions again, and he isn’t happy about all the attention. We do a quick peek in the P.O. Box to find a package from Flatcar Jessica and more. …

January 9, 2024: MERSH Says Don’t Worry! Bower Wants His LIFE Back! Aaron Imholte HATES Mornings!

January 9, 2024

Patrick’s here on a Tuesday to stock your stuffings with goofy goo! Hit the like button, you mortals! Sexual pest Corey Adam can’t stop coping on multiple podcasts about his status in both the comedy community and on the internet. Mersh doesn’t like the internet talking about him almost passing out on his stream. But it’s happening more and more, and how could you not be concerned for the Floridian fat man’s constant mini strokes? Michael Ray Bower has some new complaints and excuses about why he hasn’t been walking and or talking. Steel Toe Morning Show is still trying to pretend like they’re a popular growing show, while it’s more than evident that April ha most likely gone back to the work force. …

January 8, 2024: BIG MONDAY! Corey Adam Reality Check! WORST Enchiladas Ever! Get MERSH A Cot!

January 8, 2024

Can you believe it’s 2024 and we are still watching Mersh experiment with weed and try not to pass out in a room full of cats where he will most surely be eaten clean to the bone within hours? Me neither! Today we are going to learn how to make the most revolting Mexican dish that you’ve never wondered about, with our planet-sized instructor Rayne. Will you have an appetite by the time the are ready? Steel Toe Morning Show’s Aaron Imholte has never been popular in his home town, and some old Facebook comments can prove it. Former Steel Toe second-mic and wannabe comedian Corey Adam has a nervous breakdown live when confronted with his own reality by a fan over the phone. …

January 5, 2024: Kevin Brennan SCARED? Chad Zumock LOOPS Ogain!

January 5, 2024

Kevin Brennan is full wackadoo and it’s funnier than ever! Chad Zumock tries a new time slot and runs away from his own shadow. Watch as the once-bold mudshark folds and runs away in seconds. Kate Meaney asks the internet if she should do a podcast, confirming that she is deeper in her own delusion than the last man to sprinkle seed deep inside her colon. Steel Toe is doing their Rumble Friday best to get you excited about what’s coming up on the show today. Watch the life drain out of April before your very eyes as Mooby regales her with movie quotes and act outs that seem to make her physically ill. Why are these guys so confused about what is? Let’s try to get to the bottom of things! …

December 22, 2023: Did Chad PRANK Patrick? Kate Meaney Shows Off! Ray Loses ANOTHER Dad!

December 22, 2023

Kevin Brennan has kicked Ray to the curb, after making him quit the Shuli Network and his own stream out of loyalty. Will Ray ever realize the toxic push and pull of Kevin is wreaking havoc on his joints! Chad Zumock panics like a fool again when Patrick reveals another traitor in his midst. Get the full behind-the-scenes breakdown of events on today’s show. Kate Meaney keeps on doing podcasts, and may even be launching her own project very soon. Don’t believe it? Hear it from her own mouth as she sits down with Ray for a dull-off the likes of which you’ve never seen! Hit the like button and wish yourself a merry little Christmas! …