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Members Only Show – June 23, 2023

June 26, 2023

Thanks for being a member and supporting the show! This one is just for you! Patrick has some thoughts on the recent Lil Mir interview with Chad and wants to give Lil Mir a message about his content. The Dr. Chow collab may be a good idea. Summer Sinclair’s boyfriend has some pretty harsh words for Patrick and the onions. Blondecast gets weirder and weirder. Are they only chopping up one episode a month and putting it out as multiple episodes? Is Casper poor? Does he need shirts? Why does Hailey have to listen to a playlist to psych herself up to do three minutes of comedy? What are these dorks doing? …

NLO (NOT) LIVE: Bowers Micro Peen, Erik Nagel Stinks, April’s Saucy Breast (June 23, 2023)

June 26, 2023

Happy Friday! Patrick is on vacation at the beach, but he slaved away for you yesterday pre-recording a whole show so that you chat monkeys would get your fix! Patrick has some quick thoughts about Chad and why he needs to knock it off with the constant cope-lies regarding his numbers. What is is! A listener writes in to tell Patrick that all his problems stem from pork! Micheal Ray Bower is changing up his whole auction process and he walks you through how it might probably maybe work one day. There’s an unearthed video where Bower admits to having a micro-penis and proclaiming he doesn’t care about the consequences. April Imholte has opened her social media accounts with confidence an is showing off what’s left of her family whole also displaying more cleavage in preparation for more simpcasting! …

NLO LIVE: Bower Auction Breakdown, Mooby Snaps & More! (June 21, 2023)

June 26, 2023

It’s a CLASSIC SUMMER Wednesday and Patrick is here to help you over the hump! And you’ve picked an excellent show to not miss, because this one has some twists and turns you can’t even begin to believe. Ray DeVito has let the Bud Light eat in to his brain if he thinks he knows his labia from his laptop. Michael Ray Bower gives a very long and sad auction update. Patrick gets a job interview at Facebook. Little Lemmi is letting her Steel Toe mod power trip flare up again as Aaron cannot seem to reach 10k subscribers to save his life. …

NLO LIVE: Mooby’s Info Moat, The Blondecast (June 20, 2023)

June 26, 2023

It’s Tuesday and Patrick has had another horrific night of sleep, but he’s such a show soldier that he’s here for you anyway. We have some big things coming up this week and you’re probably going to want to listen. Las Vegas comedian Casper ThaGhost has a new podcast and he’s been very sneaky about it. Butch Bradley has a friend with a dream. Patrick owes Suli an apology, but he also manages to work in some digs at the same time. Aaron Imholte gets caught up in a big flex while coping with his inability to hit 10K subscribers. …

Members Only Show – June 16, 2023

June 18, 2023

Come relax and make Fridays Fridays again! Join Patrick as we learn about Micheal Ray Bower’s newly-announced memnto auction! What treasures will DonkeyLips have in store for us? How much is he going to earn? What red-hot collectible will hit the auction block first? We are dying to know the answers to these questions and more. Stick around for the premiere of Dillion Dilligaf’s new film Hell’s Coming For You, an interview with Ryan Bourassa, an attempt to laugh at Mike Bochetti, and a fantastic new recipe for a crunchy snack from our favorite e-chef, Simply Sara. …

NLO LIVE: Parasocial Fans, Chad is Plastered Again, ATP Art Assignment (June 16, 2023)

June 18, 2023

It’s Friday and you should stand up and try to reach some part of your back to pat it for making it through this one. Patrick briefly recaps the latest from everybody’s favorite sauced soothsayer, Chad Zumock. Ski Mark and Lil Mir get in to a fight which prompts Patrick to see a bigger trend. Ask yourself to imagine other rooms and areas in David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits Bahamian homestead and commit them to an everlasting piece of art. And finally, you won’t believe the tweets Patrick seen… …

NLO LIVE: Bower Fire Sale, A Fresh Summer Set, Chad Chugs Around Town (June 14, 2023)

June 14, 2023

Summer is here! I mean here in Las Vegas. Summer Sinclair, the famous actress and comedian. She has a fresh set you need to see. Chad Zumock is chugging around Tampa with a selfie stick and ring light, completely oblivious. He reveals yet another merch mogul has turned their back on him, as well as other lies he totally cucked everyone with. We have some good old-fashioned fun watching a rap battle. Michel Ray Bower is selling off some of his clutter from his toilet. Addicted to Profits may actually be really bad guy. Don’t miss today’s show! …

NLO LIVE: Addicted to Steel Toe, Is KC Alright? (June 13, 2023)

June 14, 2023

It’s FRIDAY and Patrick’s new album WE HAVE FUN is available! Help get it to number ne in the iTunes Charts by buying a copy today! Patrick has been to court, hence the unannounced absence yesterday. Patrick will be spilling the beans on exactly who his courtroom nemesis is and what went down during this insane exchange. Chad Zumock has seemingly allowed the alcohol in his brain to take the driver’s seat all the way to his hell gig in the middle of Georgia. Patrick gives his stale take on the Wednesday incident. You won’t want to miss this historical episode of the Nobody Likes Onions program. …

MLC Aftershow – June 12, 2023

June 12, 2023

David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits aka Addicted to Gains is a Bahamas guy who think he knows all about finances and he would be happy to help your family lose it all. Join Patrick as he discusses this complete nut, why he is so upset, and how a simple gray steak seemed to set this man on a path of a complete breakdown. What do Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan think? Are David’s voicemails and calls helping? Let’s get in to more of the mystery that is Addicted to Profits! …

Members Only Show – June 10, 2023

June 11, 2023

Chad Zumock takes to the internet in another unhinged and possibly intoxicated rant. This time there’s lots of panic yelling, fake toughness, and even a chair being thrown around! Chad pretends everything he has done so far has been a big prank on you, me and everyone else. Chad gets over on everybody else because they’re so dumb. You guys are all idiots. …

Members Only Show – June 9, 2023

June 10, 2023

It’s been a great day in the Onionverse. Patrick’s album debuted at number one on the iTunes charts, and people seem to be generally enjoying it. Misery Loves Company was amazing today, with both Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan joining the pile-on of Addicted to Profits main man David Skarica, who has been having complete meltdowns over Patrick, a gray steak, and his apparent control issues. Will everyone laughing collectively make David see the error of his ways? Will Lil Mir ever be a musical powerhouse? We explore some music and some documentaries to find out what makes these weird fans tick. Enjoy! …

NLO LIVE: Album Release, Court Report (June 9, 2023)

June 10, 2023

It’s FRIDAY and Patrick’s new album WE HAVE FUN is available! Help get it to number ne in the iTunes Charts by buying a copy today! Patrick has been to court, hence the unannounced absence yesterday. Patrick will be spilling the beans on exactly who his courtroom nemesis is and what went down during this insane exchange. Chad Zumock has seemingly allowed the alcohol in his brain to take the driver’s seat all the way to his hell gig in the middle of Georgia. Patrick gives his stale take on the Wednesday incident. You won’t want to miss this historical episode of the Nobody Likes Onions program. …

NLO LIVE: Chad Zumock is a Lying Creep! (June 7, 2023)

June 9, 2023

Happy hump day. friends! Chad Zumock is running like a bitch after rallying his fans to choose him or the haters on Monday. We are going to go over Chad’s insane lies and mumble-filled self-soothing and find out what’s really going on. Chad has new merch and wants to sell you a shirt! Chad blames Patrick for his studio not being complete as well as people fleeing his Patreon. As Patrick predicted, no one is coming to help Chad, and he knows it. Misery Loves Company has some superchatters that think they can control Kevin and send Patrick out to pasture as an MLC guest, and Patrick is here to tell you that nobody gives a fuck. …

NLO LIVE: Redbar Ain’t Comin’, Addicted to Pouting (June 6, 2023)

June 9, 2023

Patrick is fresh off another flawless performance over at Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy. Patrick wins the battle of the superchats with his nemesis Addicted to Profits aka David Skarica. Steel Toe Morning Show’s Aaron Imholte is gleefully back in the piling on to Chad business. Chad Zumock disgusts some fans by trying to make Melton look beta, but what does that even mean? Plus – will daddy Redbar swoop in to save Chad? Not a fucking chance. Patrick tells you why on this episode. …

Members Only Show – June 2, 2023

June 3, 2023

Today has been a real one. Why not come and decompress with some good old-fashioned laugh and community. But don’t crosstalk. We saw some of the aftermath of crosstalk today. Crosstalk is bad. So just focus on the show, alright. You’ll all be fine. Just relax and let the weekend wash over you. Patrick goes over the most recent Ray Devito double-down on dumb. Carlos Danger tries to save him from himself once again. Patrick gets drunk and demands people prove they aren’t poor. And we succumb to morbid curiosity and get balls deep in to the drama with phone calls from Ian, Dirty Danish, and some other wackos. This is the greatest show, and we have the greatest fans. Don’t miss this exceptional evening. …

NLO’s 18th Birthday, Ray Devito Can’t Win, Chad Spirals (June 2, 2023)

June 3, 2023

Happy Friday! Today is the 18th birthday of the first official Nobody Likes Onions show hitting podcast feeds. Cut to 2023 and you barely have to constantly explain what a podcast is to people anymore! Progress! Ray Devito bought a MacBook Pro from a place that most certainly ripped him off, and he tried to blame Patrick in a spectacular fail. Chad Zumock has painted himself in to a corner with no income, no friends, and no leg to stand on when it comes to arguing. Patrick has receipts if It might help Chad prove he’s the alpha. One of the most insane community dramas unfolds live in real time. It involves several simps, an elf, infidelity, plane tickets, creeps, catfights and so much more! Plus, a Friday art project – let’s see your predictions for Chad’s new shirt idea! …

MELTON in the MORNING! (June 1, 2023)

June 1, 2023

It’s Thursday, and after a full day of not talking, Patrick has a lot to scream about and you people had better listen. Patrick bans James Banks for hitting the same note on the piano over and over for the entire first hour of the show. Beating jokes to death is Patrick’s job. Speaking of that, please pre-order Patrick’s special – link below. He doesn’t want to look like a loser. Ray is not a mean guy but Patrick doesn’t want anything to do with him. Ray can’t stop being anxious during a show. He is overprotective, ignores other people when they talk, and is notoriously opinionated about stuff he doesn’t full comprehend. And he doxxes his friends! Patrick goes through the PO box to find some cool fan creations as well as a lot of things to wipe with. Patrick issues an apology to a chatter who he may have seemed unfair with on Tuesday, and much more!
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MLC Aftershow – May 29, 2023

May 30, 2023

Patrick is scheduled to appear on MLC on Monday afternoon, so try to plan your hot dog grilling and lake activities around the depressing internet show schedule, alright? Will Patrick bomb? How jealous are all these other nerds about this hiring? Does Kevin reveal just how much he is paying Patrick for his humor services? Only time will tell. Let’s break down the show after the show! …