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Members Only Show – June 23, 2023

June 26, 2023

Thanks for being a member and supporting the show! This one is just for you! Patrick has some thoughts on the recent Lil Mir interview with Chad and wants to give Lil Mir a message about his content. The Dr. Chow collab may be a good idea. Summer Sinclair’s boyfriend has some pretty harsh words for Patrick and the onions. Blondecast gets weirder and weirder. Are they only chopping up one episode a month and putting it out as multiple episodes? Is Casper poor? Does he need shirts? Why does Hailey have to listen to a playlist to psych herself up to do three minutes of comedy? What are these dorks doing? …

NLO 1442: SWAT Dream

November 16, 2022

There’s a good chance we aren’t going to make it. All aboard the crazy train! Patrick Is hopped up on Indian food and promoting the new stuff over in the NLO Store. Patrick is excited about his upcoming birthday so please buy him something immediately or send dollars. Patrick wants to really start using the PO Box so send in your weird stuff immediately! We go over a brief history of SWATing and how it works. Is Less Than Jake dead yet because Patrick has memories about it. Apologies for the crappy sign, but it could be a lot worse. Captain Paprika himself, David Hollywood Hulett cuts his live stream when they discover NLO watching! Thai goes to Ocha to “hang out” now. Patrick makes a mistake about GrandTheftGinger Ryan Bourassa.. …

Aftershow 1441: Halloween Spectacular!

November 16, 2022

Patrick is back with a FREE apology show to make up for the cancellation of last night’s aftershow! It’s the anniversary of Butch Bradley stealing $1200 from Patrick! We get in to some hot BBQ talk and give a warning for anyone who wants to brine a turkey this Thanksgiving.If you think you know everything there is to know about rubs and coarse ground pepper, you have another thing coming! We present a very scary HALLOWEEN edition of The Tweets I Seen, featuring Casper The Comic in heels and lipstick. Angie Krum cannot stop herself from grabbing low-hanging comedy fruit, and she wants you to be hacky on the radio like her! Our old friend Nick Starr is back posting mental breakdowns and publicly airing out his relationship drama on social media again. …

NLO 1441: Musk Mandates

November 16, 2022

Patrick is in a mood and he’s here to take it out on your ear holes! We’re relaunching PM in the AM over on Rokfin and Patrick has some plugging to do about it. Patrick thought there was a ghost in the studio and yelled at the curtain for no reason. The midterm election is right around the corner, and Patrick has some opinions on how stupid all of it is. Paul Pelosi has been hammered in the head, which is crazy! The chat gets very uncomfortable as Patrick tries to shake people away from being radicalized robots. Reboot your brains and start thinking again for the sake of society. Patrick talks about why starting your own whatever never works anymore. Practical home alarm system advice is hard to come by, but we’ve got it here …

SPECIAL: Hunting of the Ghost

October 24, 2022

Nobody Likes Onions is proud to present one of its deep dives! For fans of conspiracies and the mentally ill, Patrick is proud to present Casper ThaComic, Las Vegas’s very own bad-boy rapper turned chuckle cuck. But who is this comedy newb who showed up in Vegas pounding his chest? Agent O has provided the show with so much information on the previous career attempts of this young try hard. Before his fledgling attempt at comedy for the past 9 months, Casper ThaComic was Casper ThaGamer, and before that, he was Casper ThaGhost, a lower-tier battle rapping nerd with the sporadic cadence of a Tourette’s school marching band. We go through the battles, from the rap stage to the gaming console, both virtual and verbal. The cringe is real …

Trouble in Vegas AGAIN!?

October 19, 2022

Pull up a Thai and order some chair. Patrick predicts an ending to the Thai Ocha Open Mic live streams and fanfare very soon. We are watching the slow train wreck that is Casper’s ego collide with the ever-changing permitter of Thai Rivera’s insecurity. It could blow at any moment. We still don’t have time for new people. Patrick thinks Vegas is turning him sour. A comedy club in Vegas has a real problem with their videos. Patrick calls Ocha Thai to see if the open mic is cancelled or if Thai is genuinely in hiding. We cover a recent violent incident on the Las Vegas comedy scene which involves a past NLO lolcow getting popped and locked. Patrick reveals never-before-seen messages from Trouble in Vegas. …

Aftershow 1435: Ghost Hunting

October 10, 2022

Casper the Comic might be more insidious than we originally realized. Regardless of his intentions, the overconfidence embodied by this dude is beyond cringe. We dive in to Casper and start to also explore a new potential curiosity named Amaru out of Lansing, Michigan. Agent O has submitted quite a few new case studies to our little museum of oddities, and we plan to get to them all. Be patient while Patrick meanders the mazes of mystery laid before us. Everything in due time. ow drink your medicine and say your prayers. Night falls soon. …

NLO 1435: A Night of Apologies

October 10, 2022

Patrick is fresh off his appearance on the Laugh After Dark podcast and he’s going to spill all the dirt. Our chat room members are all hiding something. Patrick has a big announcement about the Overdose to kick off the night on the right foot. There’s a word of warning for people thinking about home invading Patrick in the future. Johnny Brim spent his Monday trying to find enough signal out at Hoover Dam to post multiple cope fits about the recent show that covered his roast with Casper. There’s been a giant misunderstanding and tonight we get to the bottom of it. Johnny Brim shows up in the chat and the boys bury the hatchet like gentlemen of means. Casper the Comic might be more insidious than we originally realized. …

NLO 1433: Johnny Go Brrrrr

September 13, 2022

You’ve been missed, children! Patrick is back from NYC, Scotland and Lake Tahoe and he has stories. So much has happened that we need to discuss! There’s new comedy specials, from local friends and big stars. Patrick has heard a super-sad sprinkle of a rumor through Agent O reports about a beloved member of the Las Vegas comedy community. Patrick can’t stop watching the creations of other Vegas comedians. Thai Rivera has appeared on an episode of Kill Tony, so he can’t edit out his ticks! We watch a mentally ill local Vegas guy named Johnny Brim who, for some reason, thinks he’s a savage comedian, but more closely resembles a lonely fat boy on a playground who’s not sure who to mimic to fit in. …