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Steel Toe Shine Box Volume 5

March 12, 2023

There’s an energy shift in the air – Chad Zumock has a renewed sense of vigor and confidence and it’s becoming enjoyable to watch. Meanwhile Aaron Imholte is crumbling before our very eyes – the confidence is gone, the eyes are constantly scanning the chat, and there’s a hurried uncertainty in every breath he takes. Monday brought Steel Toe Morning Show his largest audience ever, but were they there for the Steel Toe show, or to watch the dram unfold? I think you know. Aaron says he may be the last guy who just does a fun show. Patrick has some startling results from the NLO Lab about April Imholte’s forehead. Join the Onion Army, fellow ToeJoes! …

Steel Toe Shine Box Volume 4

March 12, 2023

Patrick watches Steel Toe Morning Show’s “special” show that was released on Compound Media, only to be disgusted immediately with the level of pandering and stale show prep done by the St. Cloud dynamic duo, Aaron and April Imholte. The nerves, the dog whistles, and the complete lap-dog fantasy don’t stop for the entire show! Watch as Aaron and April expound on some crazy fantasy of beating Joe Rogan, joining Anthony Cumia, making millions, and being kings of the radio with their contemporary Ant! We also get some more background on Steel Toe and his past bullying with cohost Corey Adam as they attack a nice boy who goes by the name Wrestling Otaku. Join the hang that’s uniting the universe around the Steel Toe Morning Show. …

Steel Toe Shine Box Volume 2

March 12, 2023

The investigation of Steel Toe Morning Show and Aaron Imholte continues, by venturing in to the news archives to find out why Aaron quit terrestrial radio. Is he just doing a bad impression of his radio heroes to try to gain some sort of hardcore rep? We listen to an old show that sounds creepily familiar, and hear a different energy from the Aaron Imholte of days go by. Is there a level of hypocrisy to the Aaron of today when compared to his past self? Why won’t he just admit his priorities and personality has changed? Why try to spin the retreat as a win? We watch some tapes that expose Aaron’s relationship with his parents and his ex-wife. Is April sensitive? …

Steel Toe Shine Box Volume 1

March 12, 2023

This Steel Toe universe is ever expanding, and we’re on night six of our multi-hour conversational hangs exploring every facet of this show, from it’s storied history to it’s current incarnation of complete retreat while surrounded by comedians of questionable talent and morals. Patrick gets his first ever taste of Geno Bisconte, we talk about the “kind of guy” Aaron Imholte is, and learn about his unique ability to go to town on that hot wife of his! Aaron’s cohost Corey Adam teaches us how to cook a brick as we watch him destroy a $250 wagyu steak, and then he talks about how Aaron has been cutting back his pay because the show may be having some money issues. …

BONUS: Chad Wins Against Steel Toe!?

March 12, 2023

Steel Toe Morning Show’s host Aaron Imholte along with shiny new wife April Imholte are iacting weird. For six months, he intimidated, challenged, baited, taunted and ridiculed comedian Chad Zumock about his physical appearance, sense of humor, podcasting chops, relationships and family issues, personal issues and much more. And as Chad tried fighting back relentlessly, he began to chink away at Aaron’s armor, discovering a weakness in the radio-man’s apparent thick skin. As Chad began taunting Aaron about his past fidelity with his expectant wife, his relationship with his children, his parents, and April’s role in those relationships, Aaron and April have waived the white flag and stepped out of the ring. …

Aftershow 1459: Zumock Unhinged!

March 9, 2023

The ordeal between Steel Toe Morning Show and comedian Chad Zumock continue. We listen to Steel Toe’s Aaron Imholte try to make his case more and more that Chad is an unhinged and broken danger to himself. And with some of Chad’s most recent videos, we can’t say that it’s hard to agree. Patrick is a little taken aback by how graphic and far Chad goes with some of his rhetoric and insults when it comes to Aaron. Perhaps the comments about April are even more distasteful, if far funnier. Listen as Patrick sets Chad’s amazing rants to some banging beats for the hip hop sensation of the summer. Who will win this epic battle of comedic wits? it’s too early to tell! …

[BONUS] Steel Toe DESTROYS Nobody Likes Onions

March 5, 2023

Chad Zumock has blocked Patrick on Twitter and called him a cuck for simply exploring the very conflict that Chad was directing everyone to check out through his ongoing feuds on Twitter. Why so mad, Chad? Is there more to this than meets the eye? Or is there less – a lot less? Aaron Imholte and Corey Adam from the Steel Toe Morning Show cannot stand Patrick and rip apart the Nobody Likes Onions program. Corey Adam becomes more and more emotional as the show goes on, first pretending to not know much about Patrick, and then expounding on his alcoholism, podcast origins, show prep ability, inflated ego, and much more …

[BONUS] Chad Zumock VS. Steel Toe Morning Show! You Decide!

March 5, 2023

In late 2021, Patrick was introduced to a comedian named Chad Zumock when they worked together in Tulsa, Oklahoma. A year later, Patrick has noticed an increase in chatter about the Z-Man, and Chad has recenly been arguing with a radioman named Aaron Imholte based in Minnesota. Allegations of stolen credit cards, drunk driving, a mysterious Dry Bar Comedy special, ties to other podcasts and hosts, and so much more! We try to unravel this mess of broadcaster ball-busting, but the thread we pull just keeps getting longer. Watch as we trace the history of Chad Zumock through Kevin Brennan, Anthony Cumia, the Steel Toe Morning Show, and so many others. Who’s side are you on? Who’s the unreasonable one? …

NLO 1408: Trolls and Tables

January 6, 2022

Happy 2022! Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel is in studio. Betty White didn’t make it, but we all did. We have a new character in the chat named Concerned Troll, but he doesn’t seem to be able to communicate effectively when doling out criticism. Patton Oswalt is a disgraceful worm, and the amount of fake diplomacy he demonstrated is disgustingly insincere. Patrick has a new fascination with Kevin Brennan after a recent weekend working with comedian Chad Zumock. There’s a big misunderstanding about conventions and tables. Patrick isn’t in to Dune, Spider Man, or the Matrix – is he officially old? Kool Aid has grown out of watching wrestling. Thai Rivera recently stunk it up and a New Year’s Eve show. Kool Aid walks us through memories of the Burger King BK Kid’s Club. …

NLO 1402: Checking Chad

October 22, 2021

Patrick is on the road, and that means less frequent podcasts, slower uploads, and disgruntled listeners everywhere. It’s ok, kids. You’ll be fine. More shows are on the way. On this episode, Patrick sits down with comedian Chad Zumock to talk about their week working in Tulsa, Oklahoma, as well as various topics in the world, from the ongoing nightmare of the pandemic to Brian Laundrie and his insane caper to escape the authorities. Chad is also in the middle of a feud with his fellow podcast host an friend Kevin Brennan revolving around Chad’s friendship with comedian Dave Landau. Kevin doesn’t like Dave and he apparently thinks that Chad shouldn’t be friends with him either. …