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July 26, 2024: CHAD ZUMOCK The DRUNK PIGGY! Steel Toe DEFLECTS Abuse Questions! BEST Guitarist Ever?

July 26, 2024

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April 5, 2024: April Imholte Is SCARED Of Her Job! Aaron Is ALL ALONE! Steel Toe Is DRIFTING!

April 5, 2024

It’s been an odd week, but it’s hard to focus on much more than the goings-on of Steel Toe and the disaster that is April Imholte aka April Anderson coming to the realization that she is trapped in a life that isn’t what it seemed just a few years ago. Rapidly approaching 30, stuck taking care of children that are not hers, performing tasks for a job she doesn’t comprehend, and not being allowed to seek a more fulfilling purpose outside the home that could bring stability to their financial life. The wedding rings are off. The tears are flowing. April is collecting a salary from her parent’s home while Aaron tries to keep in all together for the loyal few who still don’t see the train wreck is coming for these midwestern mopes! …

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March 28, 2024: Kevin Brennan GASLIGHTS His Life! An Offer DONKEYLIPS Can’t Refuse!

March 28, 2024

Early onset Kevin cannot stop lying to his audience, and more importantly himself, about his relationships with people and his career. Resulting to putting down Dave Attell to make himself feel better about the obvious state of his life. Let’s watch Kevin’s latest show and pick apart what the old man is going through, and what the immediate future could hold for the future of Misery Loves Company. Michael Ray Bower is on a run of bad luck. First, his decade-old computer has given up the ghost, and his repeated attempts to talk it in to working and replace it with an even older machine have failed. As if things couldn’t get worse, Donkeylips could have been involved in the kid-touching scandals at Nickelodeon? Perhaps a recent package can turn things around for the once-prolific actor-turned-sad-sack. …

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March 26, 2024: Steel Toe Trouble Town! Never Trust Stevie Lew!

March 26, 2024

As the dust from the Dabbleverse settles and everyone else besides Kevin Brennan realizes that Mike Bochetti’s simple charm has worn thin, Patrick still has some questions. The drama around one Stevie Lew needs to be put to bed. and Patrick has some final thoughts. We watch a recent interaction between Ray Devito, Quadfather and Stevie on a recent podcast, and try to decipher whether or not this entire thing is a big joke. Chad is back in Tampa, and the drinking and depression train is sure to hit the wannabe comedian hard as he falls back in to his daily routine of not working. The lessons of the day are to be careful who you associate with and watch what you say to strangers. Before you know it your own husband could be trashing you on a podcast, or you could be caught in more lies than you can manage to maintain. …

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March 18, 2024: KEVIN BRENNAN Tries To Improve His Show! RAY DEVITO Has Had Enough!

March 18, 2024

Another weekend sails by, and the occupants of the Dabblewhatever are strapped in tight for another tumultuous week turning on each other, faking events, and trying to undermine each other’s enemies. Can you feel it in the air? Kevin Brennan has cast aside everyone in his stable, from Pat Dixon to Ray Devito to Chad Zumock. Some are taking it better than others. Chad is too busy pretending to be a comedian for a couple of weeks to concern himself with the Dabbleverse unitil the end of March, when his calendar once again will be empty, leaving him desperate for the sweet MLC pay drip. Ray Devito seems to be growing some common sense about Kevin Brennan. Kevin takes his show up a notch with some green fabric that he doesn’t need or know how to use. …

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March 15, 2024: Kevin Brennan The LOLCLOWN! Hackamania is Under Attack!

March 15, 2024

It’s Friday and we haven’t focused on the Fat Community all week. We have to make this right! The tubby amongst us are getting restless! We cover the latest drama from MLC, Kevin Brennan, Pat Dixon and Ray Devito, and the effect and fallout of Kevin’s rage on the upcoming Hackamania event. Kevin Brennan tries to do a morning show and snipe Patrick, only to be shut down immediately and pivot to his backup snipe session of The BS Show. When that doesn’t work either, Kevin’s resorts to telling stories about sunburns, reading superchats, and swallowing bait. Its a bitter man having a bitch fest and you should show up for it! Have yourself a very merry weekend, children! …

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March 14, 2024: Kevin Brennan’s Latest Money Tantrum! Chad Zumock Can’t Stop SELF-HARMING!

March 14, 2024

It’s Thursday, and the hits just keep on coming for Patrick. He’s been dealing with a lice infestation for the past day, like a worried member of the local PTA. Pat Dixon has lost his YouTube channel, and this will become more and more common as time and intolerance march forward. Kevin Brennan throws his biggest tantrum about paying guests yet, claiming to have a solution for “conflicts of interest” that don’t exist. Ray Devito is confused about everything. Chad Zumock can’t stop telling alternating lies depending on the day, and we live to watch the MudWorm waddle around his neighborhood out of breath while uttering miserable sentiments about his life between gasps of delusional cope. …

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March 12, 2024: Chad Zumock Is PAINFULLY Dumb! Donkeylips is Being SHADOWBANNED!? Heather’s BABY!

March 12, 2024

My how THE TURN tables! Chad Zumock has seemingly worn out his welcome for the third time as a guest on the MLC podcast with Kevin Brennan. Kevin unloads on Chad in a tirade as nonsensical as it was unexpected, referencing everything from crashing his car to wishing Chrissy Mayr’s baby death. When Kevin is done with you, he’s done. Pat Dixon gets caught in the crossfire. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is depressed about something that may or may not be happening to him. It’s hard to tell when paranoia seems to run his life. Heather Gillespie has had her baby taken away from her, and she has a lot of advice and information for everyone else on how to live while she waits to earn that baby back! …

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BONUS SNIPE SHOW – March 11, 2024

March 11, 2024

Join Patrick in watching Chad’s latest disaster with Mazur where he hopes to one day experiment with drugs and stuff! Then we head over to watch Steel Toe gush about their invites to the wedding of the year! And finally Chad gets bitch slapped around MLC, proving the cycle will always begin anew. …

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March 1, 2024: CHAD ZUMOCK Gets MEALS ON WHEELS! Addicted To Profits (David Skarica) Is BACK!

March 1, 2024

You couldn’t ask for a more complete breakfast! Patrick has a whole floor that is sticky with weirdos and trash, and today we are going to do our best to sweep them up. Our girl Summer Sinclair seems to have been spotted in the wild, and her real-life self is worse than her acting. Our Bahamian boob David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits is back and wants to be a guy without being a guy. Steel Toe goes through the motions of doing their Rumble Friday show. Chad Zumock is looking ROUGH and he’s started pulling videos down from YouTube so people don’t stare at his gray hair and gut. Kevin Brennan is back on Shuli and Bob Levy again, and you have to wonder why he is so obsessed with how other people are doing. …

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February 29, 2024: STEEL TOE Squirm Show! Ray Devito CANNOT COMMUNICATE!

February 29, 2024

It’s Thursday, and we typically reserve Thursdays for talking about some of the biggest R’s strutting around the net. Today is no exception! Ray Devito has already managed to cause a bit of a bumble with his Hackamania travel plans, and Patrick would love your opinion on who screwed things up. Ray is also in the middle of planning two separate roasts, both of which will be the same roast, and both of which will be done to an audience of no one, or maybe someone, but probably not anyone. Shoud Ray bring the roast to NLO? David Chandler is back and you can almost hear Aaron Imholte make white in his panties from here. Steel Toe Morning Show is basically a daily meme show now, and today’s sad glimpse in to Aaron and April Imholte’s relationship was another cringe banger. Don’t miss your NLO this morning! …

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February 26, 2024: MUNDANE MONDAY! Steel Toe Is GIVING UP! Chad Zumock Has NO IDEA What To Do!

February 26, 2024

When things are at their worst, couples try to put on a facade. And if that’s not what Aaron and April Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show are doing, then they have Patrick fooled. The days of late-night macaroni salad and trips to Jersey Mike’s to chase away the blues with a tuna torpedo are coming to end, and we are here for it. Watch the wind-down of this sad program continue with the latest attempt to phone in a program for their remaining few brain-dead Minnesota fans. Chad Zumock appears for the first time in a week to do the muscle-memory version of what a 62 IQ child thinks a podcast might be. Patrick hasn’t seen it at all, and it’s time we take a thorough account of just what the mudshark thinks he is still doing. Strap in, spergs! We have a lot to catch up on! …

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February 22, 2024: KATE MEANEY Can’t Stop! Heather Guillespie LOSES Baby! Haley Sacks Is OILY!

February 22, 2024

The chronicles of human anal windsock Kate Meaney continue! It’s been a blast watching this young ingenue turned pleasure pocket flail around from show to show, trying to reinvent herself in the wake of her last thrashing. What will Kate Meaney do next? Perhaps her mother Mary Ann Halford can offer a glimpse from the past for the masses to evaluate. Aaron and April Imholte keep getting weirder and weirder, and it’s hard to tell exactly where their relationship is on the sad meter. We watch as Aaron once again proves he is a midwestern dolt whose professional show is unraveling before our eyes. Haley Sacks aka Ms. Dow Jones is back with another video that’s sure to make you curdle with disgust. Heather Gillespie, the human Chicago trash train, has given birth to her baby and the state has already taken it away. What’s next? Will she ever get the dream life she dreams about, or is she destined to roll around in tent urnine and chancla chunks?
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