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It’s Nicholas Rikieta’s birthday, so we are all going to take turns filling up his belly button with fun! Just imagine the SEETHING the haters will do! Aaron Imholte has had a year to figure out the difference between wheels and tires, since being roasted last year about his ignorance. He is completely lacking when it comes to any semblance of masculine knowledge. Hackamania tickets are on sale and Patrick is going to talk your ear off about it! Johnny is back and the goal is probably going to get BLOWN OUT so quick because of the talent levels on Steel Toe these days. Or is it? …

There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction they are going! There’s no knowing where they’re rowing, Or which way the river’s flowing! Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they’re certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing… …

Mike Calta has become aware that he’s being watched on the internet, and in true insecure Cowhead fashion he is pretending Patrick doesn’t exist. Watch as he trots his unfunny wife out to explain she has no business doing a show and isn’t built for the internet. Aaron Imholte and Mike Calta both have what they consider trophy women, and they are compelled to keep showing them off to their audience for clout. Aaron talks about his legal issues and court date, and we find out whether or not he wants to stop slandering Patrick any time soon. …

Mersh cannot stop hanging out with losers, and the struggle sessions recently have been painful to watch. He’s teamed up with Geno Bisconte to tell everyone what is wrong with the Dabbleverse. Every show these guys hate, Steel Toe included, are doing better than them. Geno’s wish to leave YouTube comes trues after he shows full boof to the live stream. Kevin Brennan wants Shuli dirt from Bob now that he’s back in tow over at MLC. Watch Kevin roll around in glee when learning about Geno Bisconte losing his YouTube channel! …

Aaron Imholte can’t stop himself from talking about Patrick, even though the more he runs his mouth he may find himself in a whole new mess of legal drama in 2025. Only time will tell! Investigators have figured out where Aaron Imholte has been taking his boo on Wednesday nights, and it’s worse than we could have ever imagined. Watch as we reveal the actual truck stop where this banal bunch of mouth-breathers goes for a night out! Mike Calta loves acting like the big dog around the 102.5 offices, but anyone who can recognize peak cringe wants out of this industry asap. Except Aaron Imholte. He’d take Calta’s job tomorrow! …

Aaron Imholte and his boys can’t stop smelling their own farts and calling the wind sour! Watch some of the most amazing breakdowns from some of the strangest people. Bob Levy returns to MLC to shove the “years long work” in everyone’s face? What is happening? Patrick wants to try his hand at defauding his fans and wants to launch a new crypto token! …