Come get some, mother plumper! Ray is BUMMED that I sniped a guy who snipes everybody! WAHHHH! Come get some, Kevin! You old stupid sack of sour! Let's get this party popping!
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It’s Thursday, and the hits just keep on coming for Patrick. He’s been dealing with a lice infestation for the past day, like a worried member of the local PTA. Pat Dixon has lost his YouTube channel, and this will become more and more common as time and intolerance march forward. Kevin Brennan throws his biggest tantrum about paying guests yet, claiming to have a solution for “conflicts of interest” that don’t exist. Ray Devito is confused about everything. Chad Zumock can’t stop telling alternating lies depending on the day, and we live to watch the MudWorm waddle around his neighborhood out of breath while uttering miserable sentiments about his life between gasps of delusional cope. …
My how THE TURN tables! Chad Zumock has seemingly worn out his welcome for the third time as a guest on the MLC podcast with Kevin Brennan. Kevin unloads on Chad in a tirade as nonsensical as it was unexpected, referencing everything from crashing his car to wishing Chrissy Mayr’s baby death. When Kevin is done with you, he’s done. Pat Dixon gets caught in the crossfire. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is depressed about something that may or may not be happening to him. It’s hard to tell when paranoia seems to run his life. Heather Gillespie has had her baby taken away from her, and she has a lot of advice and information for everyone else on how to live while she waits to earn that baby back! …
Join Patrick in watching Chad's latest disaster with Mazur where he hopes to one day experiment with drugs and stuff! Then we head over to watch Steel Toe gush about their invites to the wedding of the year! And finally Chad gets bitch slapped around MLC, proving the cycle will always begin anew.
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Gather around! Bring a friend! Grab a drink! Circle a classified ad! Patrick will do anything you ask him to do nicely. That's the magic of BLAP. What is BLAP? It's all of us, really. It's whatever you want it to be. What's your guess?
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Come join Patrick and an army of animal critters as they take over the underforest and save the Amazon from the likes of Evilcorp! Don't forget to use code BEEEBADABEEBADABOO at Lake City Quiet Pills for a huge discount!
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You couldn’t ask for a more complete breakfast! Patrick has a whole floor that is sticky with weirdos and trash, and today we are going to do our best to sweep them up. Our girl Summer Sinclair seems to have been spotted in the wild, and her real-life self is worse than her acting. Our Bahamian boob David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits is back and wants to be a guy without being a guy. Steel Toe goes through the motions of doing their Rumble Friday show. Chad Zumock is looking ROUGH and he’s started pulling videos down from YouTube so people don’t stare at his gray hair and gut. Kevin Brennan is back on Shuli and Bob Levy again, and you have to wonder why he is so obsessed with how other people are doing. …
It’s Thursday, and we typically reserve Thursdays for talking about some of the biggest R’s strutting around the net. Today is no exception! Ray Devito has already managed to cause a bit of a bumble with his Hackamania travel plans, and Patrick would love your opinion on who screwed things up. Ray is also in the middle of planning two separate roasts, both of which will be the same roast, and both of which will be done to an audience of no one, or maybe someone, but probably not anyone. Shoud Ray bring the roast to NLO? David Chandler is back and you can almost hear Aaron Imholte make white in his panties from here. Steel Toe Morning Show is basically a daily meme show now, and today’s sad glimpse in to Aaron and April Imholte’s relationship was another cringe banger. Don’t miss your NLO this morning! …
When things are at their worst, couples try to put on a facade. And if that’s not what Aaron and April Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show are doing, then they have Patrick fooled. The days of late-night macaroni salad and trips to Jersey Mike’s to chase away the blues with a tuna torpedo are coming to end, and we are here for it. Watch the wind-down of this sad program continue with the latest attempt to phone in a program for their remaining few brain-dead Minnesota fans. Chad Zumock appears for the first time in a week to do the muscle-memory version of what a 62 IQ child thinks a podcast might be. Patrick hasn’t seen it at all, and it’s time we take a thorough account of just what the mudshark thinks he is still doing. Strap in, spergs! We have a lot to catch up on! …
Strap on your hats and get ready to spunk your bunk! Patrick is back to rain on your parade. Call your dads, prep your parents and berate the local ethnic! It's NLO in the night time, and you've never looked better than you look right now, you monster!
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The chronicles of human anal windsock Kate Meaney continue! It’s been a blast watching this young ingenue turned pleasure pocket flail around from show to show, trying to reinvent herself in the wake of her last thrashing. What will Kate Meaney do next? Perhaps her mother Mary Ann Halford can offer a glimpse from the past for the masses to evaluate. Aaron and April Imholte keep getting weirder and weirder, and it’s hard to tell exactly where their relationship is on the sad meter. We watch as Aaron once again proves he is a midwestern dolt whose professional show is unraveling before our eyes. Haley Sacks aka Ms. Dow Jones is back with another video that’s sure to make you curdle with disgust. Heather Gillespie, the human Chicago trash train, has given birth to her baby and the state has already taken it away. What’s next? Will she ever get the dream life she dreams about, or is she destined to roll around in tent urnine and chancla chunks?
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The dabblenerds are at it again, shaking things up and switching sides to stick it to each other. Watch as they all turn and turn and turn, revealing each other’s private informations and hoping for new future alliances amongst the same old losers that they’ve embraced in the past. Kate Meaney, NBC executive Mary Ann Halford and comedian Kevin Meaney’s daughter, is looking for a new daddy once again, an she’s looking in all the wrong habit. How bad is Kathleen Meaney’s coke habit? It’s hard to tell! Chad Zumock strikes out in NYC and is very bitter about it. A favorite fatty friend of the show has a song she wants to sing to you. Nobody Likes Onions has the tools to make sure you always have the right inventory for your franchise. …
It’s president’s day, and Patrick is the commander-in-chief of all the clip shows! A listener is able to demonstrate purchasing memberships for pennies on the dollar, opening up some serious accusations against The Shuli Network. But is it just needless hate and speculation, or is there any evidence of foul play? Is Kevin Brennan chasing the numbers dragon himself in light of newly available data? Let’s have a look at the numbers! Corey Adam takes a vacation with his mom and can’t stop making boring reels about it. Heather Gillespie is overdue and little baby Rico must be clairvoyant, because he’s refusing to come out and join his mother on her loser parade through life. We check in on what might be the worst mom in America. …
Happy Friday night and welcome to a members only stream. There's lots of members streams out there, but this one is just for making fun of comedian Chad Zumock as he navigates a world that has rejected him. Determined to make people thing he is a still a working comic, and clamoring for relevance with some of the most B-list comics ever, Chad continues his fight for mediocrity and we are here for it!
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Happy Friday, you sappy sack of sycophants! Onion Army rise up! Can you imagine? Chad Zumock has rejected Patrick’s offer to attend Hackamania, prompting Patrick to prematurely pull the offer. What does this mean for Hackamania? Does the event need Chad to be a success? Only time will tell. Aaron Imholte continues his toxic warpath against his own fans, dwindling his audience down to just a few dozen loyal NPCs. Who is Nick Rekieta, and is there more going on with their relationship with the Imholtes? What’s got April crying? What’s got Mooby lashing out? And what’s got this Nick guy looking outside of his own marriage to make his ding dong go six to midnight? Let’s explore! …
Patrick is back from Atlantic City and he’s ready to do a data dump from the weekend. This show should be a constant flow of thoughts and memories from AC, as well as an attempt to catch up with some of the insane occurrences we may have missed. Chad is fully off the wagon after a weekend of truth smacking him across his fat chins. Not only did Chad fail at putting on a good comedy show, he came face to face with his lack of support and fans. After being rejected from the NYC comedy scene after just one day without meeting any of his heroes to stick it to his haters. Steel Toe Morning Show keeps tanking and is now desperate to do anything for superheats. They want back in the Dabbleverse worse than anything, and they’re chasing Chad Zumock to make it happen. Mooby has even sunk to the low of allowing his wife to strip on stream next to him, but the superheats are NOT flowing. …
Live from Atlantic City, NJ. …
Live from Atlantic City, NJ. …
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