It's Friday and it's Christmas and you'll never take this away from us! Come join us as we celebrate Chad and everything he has brought to this winter wonderland! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
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I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
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In the quiet, there’s a place—Xylith’s Veil. A place where echoes twist into something else. Listen carefully. Sounds come, but they don’t leave. The walls bend, whispers grow teeth, and your shadow might start to follow you. The hours flicker strangely, like paper burning from the edges. Vernix once found the stillness there, but he’s not the same now. Will you be? Don’t ask. Don’t search for answers. Just listen. And when you hear it, don’t say its name.
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In the quiet, there’s a place—Xylith’s Veil. A place where echoes twist into something else. Listen carefully. Sounds come, but they don’t leave. The walls bend, whispers grow teeth, and your shadow might start to follow you. The hours flicker strangely, like paper burning from the edges. Vernix once found the stillness there, but he’s not the same now. Will you be? Don’t ask. Don’t search for answers. Just listen. And when you hear it, don’t say its name.
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Come on, people, now. Smile on your brother. Everybody get together. Try to love one another, right now.
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Were you forced to spend Friday night and all day Saturday with you friends and family, rather than hanging in a chat of debaucherous nerds talking about everything from Push Pops to Pinwheels! Come on down and have fun with Patrick and the gang! Pull up a thong and light up a SONG! Okay?
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Patrick bet everything he had on the big fight an it's weighing on his conscience. Can we talk about something funny for once? Will you please stop bringing everyone down about it? This is the worst.
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Patrick pretends to be drunk for almost two hours to show how desperate the people who hate Nick are to believe their own narratives. Please don't comment about how bad this is. Everyone knows. It's on purpose.
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It's the day after ween, and all through them street, you can gather up candy, and gobble them sweets. Join Patrick and his maritime friends for a romp in the seas and a a helluva good time! I gotta have AI start writing these things!
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Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has let go of another co-host, and he cannot decide how much to lower the goal by if any. First he announced it would be twenty dollars, then fifty, and by next week he will be back to full goals hoping you forgot all about his brain-dead cohost. It turns out Mat might have a reactive and mentally-ill partner at home, and Aaron confirms it. Halloween is here and we have some HAUNTING impressions of Chad that have come in to the Onion Inbox. Patrick checks in on Tampa radio personality Mike Calta aka Cowhead to see the latest project by another radio dinosaur who has completely fallen asleep at the wheel as the broadcast industry dies around him. …
Patrick checks out the latest in radio wars heating up around the country. There is Bubba versus Cowhead in Tampa, and the recent Opie and Anthony blowup. Just some chill radio stuff, and a lot…...
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Shooby aka Snooby sits in for a show today to talk about his issues. His latest issue, which is introduced by a brand new Shooby News theme, is leaving a nice bowl of pee for …
Patrick wakes up early to hear Bubba the Love Sponge return to Tampa radio. We listen to most of the show live (ads and all). Patrick doesn’t talk too much because of a sore throat…....
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Tony Gaud sits with Patrick in a comedy condo in Tampa, FL for a show. This show takes place in a thunderstorm, and at one point lightning strikes pretty much inside the room. Watch the …
After our big Bill Burr show last week, we have a 6+ hour aftershow that got super fun. First we talk a little bit about the aftermath of the whole Josh Denny situation. Then we …
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