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August 29, 2023 – Steel Toe LIES Continue, Goals Suck, The Imholte Divorce Clock & More!

August 29, 2023

We’ve been busy collecting lots of dirt on our friends up in Minnesota, and you won’t believe what we’ve heard! Aaron and his little scrimp are planning a covert trip to Las Vegas THIS WEEKEND and don’t want you, and more importantly Patrick, to know about it! Is this the behavior of a man who wants to box? We watch Aaron miss another goal and end the show on a bummer note for the second morning this week. But Patrick knows the importance of ending the show on a high note, so you won’t believe what he drops at the end today! Let’s have a nice, fun Tuesday! …

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NLO 1407: Clawee

December 22, 2021

It’s the week before Christmas, but as an adult, how much should you care? Do you have kids? Do you have them go to a mall and sit on Santa’s lap? Seems like some sick, weird stuff. You better not have raped. Patrick has been force-feeding his dog CBD after her laparoscopic spay surgery. People who feel too strongly one way or another about mask mandates are mentally ill. Speaking of mentally ill, Patrick is worried about society not really caring about facts or accurate historical understanding. Tesla is sold out of cars until 2023 and Patrick thinks he should just yeet and order one with the hopes he will be able to afford it by then. Thai Rivera has moved into a room and doesn’t seem happy about it. Patrick is going through a very traumatizing divorce. …