Patrick doesn’t want to sleep and he sure don’t want to get up early. So let’s do it and see how long we can keep doing it. You dig? …
Patrick is diving headfirst into the Trump vs. Biden debate. Strap in for a very serious breakdown of Trump’s word salads and Biden’s nostalgic detours. We’ll navigate the political circus with sarcasm and skepticism, dissecting dodged questions and accidental wisdom. Grab your popcorn, jerbs! …
Patrick is here on a Friday night, and the drinks and opinions are flowing. On this show, Patrick explores Donald Trump’s latest scam – collectible NFT trading cards, featuring some of the sickest Trump memes out there. What is he doing with this money? Who are the idiots advising our leaders? Elon Musk becomes more and more unhinged as he lets his personal emotions dictate policy at Twitter, sometimes with very little notice to users. Is someone after him? Doesn’t he have other companies to run? The White House is probably lying. Wild Fork Foods sends Patrick a very special gift package. Women are confused about who they are and how they are supposed to behave ad relate to men on dates. …
It’s the morning after the election and we all feel like we slept with someone last night but can’t remember who it was. We try to make sense of all the news and spin, but nobody really knows anything except that everything keeps changing. Patrick gets in to conspiracies and cults, and we look back at Heaven’s Gate, a cult from the 1990’s that really liked sneakers. We take a look at some of the latest nonsense from Thai Rivera. …
Patrick continues his exclusive brand of irreverent election coverage with the renewed zest of a man who has recently returned from the toilet. In this FOUR HOUR block, we begin to see Donald Trump surge in some key states to the chagrin of most newscasters. Biden starts to lead in the popular vote, but who cares. Ohio, Florida, Georgia. Everything looks to be coming up Trump! …
We watch some videos of the most recent shooting in Philadelphia. We don’t apologize for anyone getting triggered around here. Fans scare Patrick in to taking his bow off and respecting Twitch rules about graphic content. We check in on Thai Rivera, Simply Sara, Trump has some weird ads about zombies and the apocalypse, and Moody introduces Cooking with Hoarders. …
Patrick is back from doing shows on the road and is back to hunting for a house. It’s not been going well, but he has an offer in on a new place that is pretty sweet, but it’s missing that sweet natural gas he craves. Patrick is traumatized by the left and baffled by the right, and he doesn’t even know what’s real anymore. He is officially undecided for the upcoming presidential election, and the media spin isn’t making it any easier. …
Patrick has just finished up a week of work in Tulsa and sits down with comedian Scott Schaffer to bitch about these kids today. Progressing in to straight-up “get off my lawn” territory, the two discuss the state of comedy and the world by basically bitching about people who can’t stop bitching. Anyone who posts on social media might be absolutely mentally ill, and blocking people is most definitely a sign of narcissistic dementia. …
Patrick is excited to tell you about an amazing new sponsor of ours, Order Up! We investigate this company as well as others, and try to call to get to the bottom of the situation…. …
We talk about Trump and his obsession with fake news, even when he creates it. Shooby calls in to tell us what’s going on with Uber as well as some pre-Oktoberfest talk. We get too… …
If ever there was a drunk show, this is one of the drunkest. James Hesky joins in to shake his head disapprovingly of Patrick’s rantings on everything from Trump blow jobs to Nazis that maybe …
James Hesky sits in during his first show with Trump as our evil overlord. We talk about the current political climate, and mostly agree that people need to calm down with outrage for outrage sake. …
Kick back and watch Donald Trump become the leader of the free world. We watch the whole thing happen live, and the crowds are nuts. Download MP3 … This content is for OVERDOSE MEMBERS …
It’s pretty much like a Game of Thrones episode, because we’ve got Brits and a dragon. Not a dragon. Just Shooby in a stupid dinosaur costume with a voice that is suffering the effects of …
It’s a packed studio and we’re all bundled up with some hot buttered rum. Patrick doesn’t know what it is, but comedians James Hesky and Tim Unkenholz are enjoying it, courtesy of Ross Parsons. Somehow …
Comedian James Hesky is here to put to rest rumors of his suicide after the election of Donald Trump. We’re sipping on a local New York whisky and talking about what to do with a …
We catch up on all the election speeches from the important people and more. Patrick gets a call from an internet marketer. We catch up on Tommy videos and more. Download MP3 … This …
The shit show continues and we watch Hesky lose his shit over the Trump win. Join the other comics and Shooby as we watch the continued election coverage, and Shooby gives a tutorial on rolling… …
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