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CHAD ZUMOCK: Drunk Comedy LOLCOW Can’t Stop Drinking & Sucking!

December 16, 2023

Ding dong! It’s Saturday night and the mood is right! Come on down to watch the latest edition of Chad Zumock, alcoholic fail whale, completely embarrass himself for about thirty dollars. The worst part is the helpless little pig can’t keep himself sober enough to do his own gig! Drink up, piggy! Atlantic City is in two months and reality awaits you at the Borgata! Come find out how many fans are on your side, oink boy! The difference between this fantasy world where Chad has fans and the stark reality of Chad trying to act popular in person is going to be a sight to behold. …

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September 21, 2023 – Chad Zumock’s SAD World, Ray Devito ENABLED Again!

September 21, 2023

We are blessed this morning with a tree that has so much fruit on it, it’s hard to tell which delicious, succulent piece to grab first. Chad Zumock is melting down. The reports are coming in far and wide about Zumock’s latest attempt to control the narrative. Google has some amazing Chad Zumock morsels for the picking over. Ray Devito was analyzed on MLC yesterday, and Kevin Brennan was loving it. But did the psychiatrist help Ray? Does Ray even understand what’s happening around him? Only time will tell. Let’s see where the day takes us, shall we? …

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NLO 1417: Slurred Lines

May 12, 2022

Patrick has so much to talk to you about! This show gets very, very drunk. Apologies in advance for the wild opinions and slurred speech, as well as the fake ending. Patrick wants to start gaming again and wants to get an Xbox, but it seems like a frivelous purchase. So he wants you to buy him one. The chat room is being blessed by the presence of a Kennedy. We have TWO UNSEEN new videos from Thai Rivera that produce more questions than answers. One is a younger Thai arguing with his former landlord. One is a live stream test from Thai’s new home in the middle of the night. Big Irish Jay brought his French bulldog over to play with Patrick’s dog, and Patrick embarrassed himself with a pizza fiasco. …

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NLO 1369: Dranksgiving

November 30, 2020

Patrick gathers all the people from around the internet who want to escape from their families in to one chat room to guilt eat and cry. Patrick is getting close to signing on his new house, and has stories about HOAs for days, but the chat doesn’t seem impressed. Patrick drinking always ends up leading to some really dark ideas. Does anyone wanna do some cool YouTube channel stuff as a prank? …

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CURRANTINED! Episode 1

April 23, 2020

Steve Curran is a rogue wolf in a sea of suckling sheep. Plowing through beers and cigarettes faster than this virus can try to bring him down, he does quarantine right. This series is recorded… …

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NLO 1318: Crushing Candy

November 9, 2019

Somewhere in Las Vegas comedians Alex Ansel, Adam Dominguez and Jeni Robins gather around some mics. We are breaking down Halloween and some of the guests are making short work of Patrick’s leftover candy. Patrick …

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AS 1317: Peanut Butter Bourbon w/ Tyler Jolley

October 21, 2019

Tyler Jolley sticks around for over an hour while we dive in to experimental cocktail hour. We take Kirkland smooth peanut butter and muddle it in Jim Beam for a flavor experience you have to see to believe. We keep on going, talking about everything from childhood heroes to Hugh Jackman. …

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AS 1305 – Shooby, Steve Curran

November 26, 2018

Shooby and Steve Curran are still here and still drinking. We get calls from some of our favorite trolls, including the deluded man-boy who tried to come to Patrick’s show in Idaho. Steve Curran does… …

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NLO 1302: Chunka Toe

October 23, 2018

Patrick is back and promising a huge announcement at the end of this show. Fans Paul and Laura from Glasgow, Scotland sit in on this show, and we all start drinking because it’s almost midnight. …

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AS 1300: James Hesky

October 9, 2018

Patrick and James Hesky drunkenly recap an eventful night at the comedy club in Boise. A complete dork sent by another podcast to “spy” on the show gets intercepted and almost has a meltdown.  … …

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NLO 1298: PB and Jeans

July 29, 2018

Patrick is in NYC drinking with fellow comedian and big-thinker James Hesky. We are clearly drunk and clearly drinking eleven percent alcohol IPA beer. Patrick has a lot of business ideas that probably are complete …

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NLO 1291: LeBron Down Under

May 22, 2018

Patrick is joined in Sydney by comedians Justin Jones, Gavin Scott, and Kyle Legacy. Everyone is still interested in hooking up with Kyle’s cousin Amber, even if we just say it to drive him a …

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NLO 1275: TREAM

January 16, 2018

Comedian James Hesky and Shooby meet up with Patrick in NYC for one of the first shows of 2018. Shooby is fresh off the boat from his fourth Holy Ship attendance, the annual maritime EDM …