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ATLANTIC CITY: Wrap-Up Show – Ray Devito, Tookie, Stevie Lew

February 11, 2024

Live from Atlantic City, NJ. …

ATLANTIC CITY: Chad Zumock BOMBS At Comedy Show

February 10, 2024

Live from Atlantic City, NJ. …

ATLANTIC CITY: Patrick & Tookie Saturday Show

February 10, 2024

Live from Atlantic City, NJ. …

ATLANTIC CITY: Stuttering John Confrontation Aftermath

February 9, 2024

Stuttering John Melendez gets approached by Patrick in AC to smoothe thngs over, but Stuttering John will have none of it. Listen to Patrick break down tonight’s incident while it’s fresh on the mind. Who knows what more the weekend at the Borgata will have in store? Will Chad Zumock come? Will Kevin Brennan show? Will anyone fight? Only time will tell. …

ATLANTIC CITY: Patrick & Fans Preview Show

February 9, 2024

Live from Atlantic City, NJ. …

Members Only Show – July 7, 2023

July 9, 2023

I have a bad feeling about this. Patrick has some internal business to take care of. Has one of our favorite mods gone rogue yet again? Patrick takes calls from listeners about anything and everything under the sun. Patrick and the chat formulate a plan to purchase a billboard in Minnesota for the Steel Toe Morning Show anniversary show. …

BONUS SHOW – April 6,2022

April 8, 2022

You’ve been such well-behaved children that Patrick is doing a bonus program! Patrick is being assaulted by some lady in the chat who can’t decide if Patrick is hot or toxic. We explore the latest from some old NLO favorites, including Starline and Daddy Derek. Star appears to be married now and is still mailing out hand-drawn stickers to internet creeps. Derek has somehow managed to re-cut the same old footage in to several “new” videos. We are all on pins and needles for the fourth annual 420 Awards! Of course, we also check in on the latest drama surrounding Thai Rivera, including his last frantic videos before leaving his living situation. …

NLO 1411: Crossing David

March 17, 2022

Patrick is back after a week of lethargy and food-borne illness. Vomiting on your dog can be therapeutic, if anyone is asking. David Cross is mad at Patrick about a tweet, and it did not go well. Patrick tries to explain this giant misunderstanding, but who knew David was so sensitive? This Why is everyone so obsessed with lying to themselves? We talk about comedy specials and why yours probably isn’t great. Did Aakash Singh blow his comedy load too early? Thai Rivera is serving ice cream and performing in dark desert tents, and is trying to gaslight the world in to believing both of those thing equal success. If you’re hate watching, it’s fine, just know that Patrick will win you over. …

NLO Classic: Heavy Dooty (Show 764)

August 27, 2021

CHRIS FAIRBANKS is here and he’s giving us the low-down on whether Ellen seems like a nice person or not, and also offering up theories on how weird porno works. BRIAN KING is also in the studio, and we talk about the Oscars and tweeting, watch the most annoying baby commercial ever, and check in on 90’s sensation Scatman John to see what his career was made of. A fan, Daniel, sits in and brings Patrick a gift. Chris talks about one of his first experiences in L.A., and how he almost died getting involved in others’ business. Patrick has a new plan on how to get everything you have for free. It’s super difficult to find a phone number for Jim Carrey, we look back on Dennis the Menace to see what was so funny about the past, and Patrick tries to get people to use a catch phrase that he can’t exactly remember. …

NLO 1377: Build a Bubble

March 4, 2021

Patrick starts the show out with a mini rant about Twitch and their weird mechanisms for creators. A string of rapid subscription triggers something called a hypetrain, and that seems inappropriate. There seems to be some memory of Golden Corral that has triggered a very emotional rant from Patrick about chocolate fondue. The show had the best of intentions, but an off-handed line intended to support an argument triggers a tangent of conversation, aggravation and consternation that eventually leads to a fan getting upset at a chat bot, spinning out, and quitting the show. …

NLO 1362: Know What I Meme

November 9, 2020

Welcome to morning hot talk with the bow boys. Patrick welcomes you to Gum Club and talks about how all the gum comes from like two companies, collectively known as Big Gum. Gum Club is sponsored by Brandie’s Bows and Cheryl’s Barrels. These shows were recorded before the election, so the amount of foreplay in the air between two old men is salty and thick. Jack in the Box is gross, bows and so much more more. …

NLO 1352: Gone In 267 Milliseconds

September 4, 2020

This show is an attempt to make everyone happy. We are taking a break from the latest trend of T2 tirades. So much in this show! Patrick talks too much about graphics cards. The final solution for low-carb pizza cravings is revealed. We teach an old fan some new tricks. Patrick tries to give people investment advice, but he has no idea what he’s talking about. Plus listener supplied topics! …

Aftershow 1333 – Crazy Joe Live!

July 12, 2020

Patrick is cooling off after a heated show, and some fans are here to help. We revisit our old friend Crazy Joe, who happens to be live on Periscope during the show. We learn that Joe recently exposed his penis on his live stream, and he has one hell of a hog. We take some phone calls from some new and old fans, including Edinburgh Mikey and a boy named Branch. …