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NLO Shows

NLO 1439: Separated at Girth

November 1, 2022

Patrick is joined by a doppelgänger live in studio. Don’t adjust your graphics cards. Sean Conway is here and Patrick is gonna make him pay for it. We kick off the show with Alex Ansel pulling pranks. We then dive in to a story about Sean wanting to do his laundry at Patrick’s place. It seems simple, but there’s a workflow issue that Patrick can’t let go. Find out how long two people can argue about something neither cares about. A new idea for a business has emerged in the back of Patrick’s brain that could save people a lot of money. Patrick screamed at a stranger at the dog park recently and it felt really great. Sean does a lot to live up to the racist stereotypical Aussie loose unit. …

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NLO 1392: No More Mr. Nice Thai

July 2, 2021

Thai Rivera issues a copyright strike on Nobody Likes Onions, and Patrick has been itching to share the latest regarding Thai’s super-unbothered attempt to crush free speech. Patrick outlines his planned response to Thai, in as much detail as he’s permitted. This copyright contest can get very ugly very quickly, and Patrick doesn’t plan to play softball with one of Vegas’s most notorious softbois. With legal troubles brewing that could have far-reaching unintended consequences in Thai’s world, and Patrick showing no signs of backing off, what will become of Thai’s new residency? The chat seems to be collectively smacking their heads at Thai’s latest move, and Patrick is asked to give Thai some serious advice as an objective onlooker. …

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NLO 1377: Build a Bubble

March 4, 2021

Patrick starts the show out with a mini rant about Twitch and their weird mechanisms for creators. A string of rapid subscription triggers something called a hypetrain, and that seems inappropriate. There seems to be some memory of Golden Corral that has triggered a very emotional rant from Patrick about chocolate fondue. The show had the best of intentions, but an off-handed line intended to support an argument triggers a tangent of conversation, aggravation and consternation that eventually leads to a fan getting upset at a chat bot, spinning out, and quitting the show. …

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NLO 1036: No Butt Stuff

July 10, 2014

Ryan Stout is in the studio to help Patrick talk to a prostitute fan. That’s right. On this show, we get a call from a fan who is a prostitute, and she has some stories …

Featured Videos

NLO 925 (Full HD Video)

July 3, 2013

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Cornell Reid. We are talking about everything in the world, including finding a hair in your burrito. We talk more about the recent Canadian case to make… …

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NLO 925: Horse Divorce

July 1, 2013

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Cornell Reid. We are talking about everything in the world, including finding a hair in your burrito. We talk more about the recent Canadian case to make …

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NLO 774 (Full HD Video)

March 26, 2012

Comedian KEN BARNARD joins the show today, and we’re fresh off a matinee date to see the movie The Hunger Games in IMAX. People are upset that there are black characters in the movie, more… …

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NLO 774: Movie Vagic

March 26, 2012

Comedian KEN BARNARD joins the show today, and we’re fresh off a matinee date to see the movie The Hunger Games in IMAX. People are upset that there are black characters in the movie, more …