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July 24, 2024: KiKi Strike Back! Michael Ray Bower LOCKS IT DOWN! Did Aaron Imholte BEAT His Wife?

It’s Wednesday night, but Patrick can’t get weird with you this Friday so we have to do it tonight! Come gather around your whatever and feel a little what have you! Come get grounded in the energy that is Melton and whatever he wants to talk about tonight. Don’t force it. Let’s feel it and ride the wave. Like an Ouija board, the spirits will be guiding our session tonight. Who wants to come be a part of the action with Patrick, a spare goat, and some old denim he found on a train? Don’t ask, bro!

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July 23, 2024: The AARON IMHOLTE Distraction Hour Continues! WAH-WAH Summer! Training Tuesday!

We have almost caught up on the lies and spin coming out of trash-town Minnesota as Aaron Imholte seems to think he’s slipped responsibility for the accusations of his domestic abuse. Patrick has noticed a trend and thinks there’s another Steel Toe shakeup coming down the chute, and Aaron is holding on to Matt for dear life. Summer Sinclair may have MS and she’s taking chemo pills about it. We hear some inspirational words about how she’s going to make it despite the fact that we all know she’s never gonna make it. It’s Tuesday and that means we need you in the break room for a mandatory training session. Don’t let this gamer kids push you around.

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July 22, 2024: Is Mersh Okay? Aaron Imholte Is Still WRECKED About Losing His STEEL TOE Sidekick!

Patrick is back from beating off bears deep in the bush, and of course Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show has been busy trying to convince everyone that he’s moved on while doing nothing but dwelling on his past. Watch a man try to discredit his ex-wife more and more to misdirect your attention away from the allegations of domestic abuse that are causing him so much trauma. One thing is clear – Aaron is a complete boob, incompetent and void of confidence without a woman by his side. Watch the April cope as she gets caught at a tattoo convention with her new boo. Mersh is back in fail form, yelling about pennies and talking tough while trying to straighten out his gaze long enough to convince you he isn’t a desperate poor.

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July 17, 2024: Steel Toe EXPLAINS! Let’s Check For DEALS! WaWa Summer! MOAR?!

Don’t tell, but we’re about to have some FUN! Come catch up with Patrick for a night of complaints and compliments, apologies and admonishments! Steel Toe Aaron Imholte is in a death spiral and wants you thinking about anything other than the allegations that he assaulted his wife. It’s the final hours of Prime Day and you better get your deals now! Let’s check in with some of our favorites and just really have a good time before Patrick abandons you for the cooler shores of Lake Tahoe for the weekend. Bye, poors!

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July 16, 2024: Steel Toe Desperation Continues! Prime Day DEALS! New GUY Alert! Meet Alex Chiu!

I don’t know what to tell ya, bud! Patrick is determined to stay away from Steel Toe Morning Show and Aaron Imholte today. We go over a new guy, named Alex Chiu, who has some advice on how you can use one can opener for the rest of your life. He also sells immoratlity rings so you can live forever, so that’s convenient that you’ll be saving so much on can openers. We also finish the Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips video where he makes carne asada wings for the Fourth of July holiday. God bless America! The wings are dope and the beans are good!

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July 15, 2024: Steel Toe’s AARON IMHOLTE Is Desperate & Lonely! Donkey Lips Finishes His Wings!

Over the weekend things have gotten even more sad for Minnesota’s most mid wannabe broadcaster, Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show. His woman has left him, his show is a shell of what it ever was, and the allegations mounting that this man abused his wife and possibly other women are mounting by the day. Will Aaron ever be able to escape his reputation as a liar, abuser, manipulator, bad father, horrible husband, and all the rest? Only time will tell. His remaining cohosts are planning their exit as we speak, his big roast. has been called off, and the death rattle couldn’t be louder for this descending personality who refuses to face facts and get a job at Chipotle. The roast of Aaron Imholte has been canceled, because Aaron has no friends and can’t take people making fun of him, so now the 10th Anniversary show is just a reunion hang. Cool!

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July 12, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Is A BAD MAN! An Abuser FREAKING OUT About Consequences To Come!

The walls are closing in on Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show, a failing racist hatecast he runs out of his basement in Minnesota. After losing his wife April Anderson to another man and running his once-mid show in to the ground at the expense of his personal life, he now faces mounting allegations of domestic abuse from his ex-wife, and he is frantically trying to discredit both his friends and his ex-wives as they possibly prepare to bring legal action on the midwestern zilch who can’t stop running his mouth with lies on a daily basis. Watch today as he tries to smear the woman he once loves, and attempts to silence his friends with threats of legal action that he made up out of thin air.

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March 18, 2024: KEVIN BRENNAN Tries To Improve His Show! RAY DEVITO Has Had Enough!

Another weekend sails by, and the occupants of the Dabblewhatever are strapped in tight for another tumultuous week turning on each other, faking events, and trying to undermine each other’s enemies. Can you feel it in the air? Kevin Brennan has cast aside everyone in his stable, from Pat Dixon to Ray Devito to Chad Zumock. Some are taking it better than others. Chad is too busy pretending to be a comedian for a couple of weeks to concern himself with the Dabbleverse unitil the end of March, when his calendar once again will be empty, leaving him desperate for the sweet MLC pay drip. Ray Devito seems to be growing some common sense about Kevin Brennan. Kevin takes his show up a notch with some green fabric that he doesn’t need or know how to use.

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January 11, 2024: PANIC and LIES! Chad Zumock is CHOKING! Corey Adam Keeps Trying To Internet!

Happy Thursday, you young and free rapscallions! Chen Zumock is hurdling towards failure in Atlantic City, and Geno Bisconte has the fat mudshark floundering around in his own blubber. The cope is real as we cross the one-month mark until the most embarrassing attempt at proving relevance since “Mudshark Loves Misery.” We break down how pathetic Zumock is and why he needs friends and shows on his calendar so desperately. Corey Adam is always good for a laugh, and his latest show is no different. We check in with the Haulrus to see if his eighty thousand fans showed up this week, or if it was another complete bust that he “doesn’t care about.”

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NLO NEW YEARS TOOKIE-TACULAR! Laughs, Surprises, Fun Times With Friends!

Come ring in 2024 with your friends until the end, Patrick and Tookie! There’s so much to be thankful for in 2023, and we plan to go over some of the biggest moments and create even MORE content about them! It’s the never ending spiral of the Dabbleverse! What does the new year hold for some of our favorites? Will Kevin Brennan keep inventing things that didn’t happen to get mad at? Will Chad ever fight his own battles, or will he continue to drink himself in to a stupor and point to the past in a desperate search for relevancy? How will the Atlantic City meetup play out in February? Will Ray close the deal with the blubbery-armed skin-tagged Kate Meaney? Will any of this even matter? There’s only one way to find out! Hold your breath and we will see you on the other side!

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MEMBERS ONLY: Friday Night MLC BREAKDOWN! Agents of CHAOS!

It’s FRIDAY night, and it’s never been more angry in the air! Tongiht we break down some of the lies told by failed comedienne Chad Zumock, and his new adopted father Kevin Brennan. The grift train keeps on cooking, so don’t even come around here if you’re poor, you sad sacks of soylent! Tonight – Patrick notices a new tick that Chad has developed, we lol as hard as possible at Chad’s constant hoop-jumping, as well as the equipment he’s hoarding for his new studio. And most of all we can’t help but focus on whatever the fork it is Chad keep doing with DAT MOUF!

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December 29, 2023: DONKEYLIPS Says EVERYTHING is PERFECT! Plus: ATLANTIC CITY Showdown?

It’s Friday, and rather than continuing our bottomless dive in to the dabble verse, let’s finish the year on some lighter, more fun fool fare. Michael Ray Bower, aka the trumpet tubby from Nickelodeon’s salute your shorts that goes by the name of Donkeylips, has some holiday messages to make even the most depressed saps perk up. Try to pull up the straps of your overalls and get through this with us, ok? It’s been a stressful year, with ups and downs, but right around the corner lies a new beginning and a fresh start. Or tons more of the same over and over again. Who knows what the future holds?

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December 28, 2023: Chad Zumock’s DESPERATE Show! Geno & Kiki CAVE! Kevin Is SCARED? WHOA!

The new year has the miseryverse in a spiral, and everyone seems to have forgotten their characters and lines! But too much snow and indoor light can make anyone nutty enough to forget their place. Kevin Brennan is completely off his rocker and cannot be helped. Chad Zumock has so much to prove to nobodies of people that he has booked one of his “cucks” to do his sad Atlantic City spitefest. How many tickets will sell to this garbage fire in the armpit of AC? Bob Levy has Kevin Brennan scared. Geno Bisconte and his girl are down to make a cool $200. Ray Devito stands his ground and rejects Chad’s show offers, but does anyone’s word mean anything anymore? Spoiler alert! NO!

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CHRISTMAS SNIPING! Chad RUNS AWAY O-gain!

Chad runs away from his own stream on Christmas Day after getting distracted by the fat failure that is Patrick. Is Chad still winning? Is this the Christmas show chad planned and wanted? Is this the mudshark that we have all come to love, or has the shark lost all his teeth. You be the judge on this very special Christmas episode of Sniping the Sniper!