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October 12, 2023 – R-TARDS UNITE! KC Armstrong is WORSE Than We Thought, Joey C Is An Italian Clown

Patrick is trying to recover from a week of neglecting his show duties and entertaining Moody. Sure, it may not be Moody’s fault that the shows are late on the podcast feed, or the thumbnails and descriptions are have been off or lower quality than usual. That’s life, baby! Patrick has a new iPhone, though. So let’s focus on the important things in life! KC Armstrong is unaware of everything going on around him. He has a studio with fancy mics and headphones, buttons and sliders and more, but he’s too dumb to know how any of it works. Patrick drives the chat nuts with a parody song loop. Joey C has a new plan to get Melton and it’s the most laughable plot he has attempted yet. Come laugh at this untalented felon with us!

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NLO 1299: Albo Iguos

Patrick is in Munich, Germany after a few relaxing weeks of not podcasting to you needy people. He begs your forgiveness and asks that you not hold it against him for taking some time off.

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NLO 1171: Shame Shirts

Patrick is in the studio solo to rant about the peeves of the week. Patrick is sure there’s a conspiracy to make his iPhone shittier by the day. He’s also super proud of his new

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NLO 1160: Nahhhh

Comedians Chris Gardner and Evan Jones are here to argue about candy. Not argue, but for some reason that’s how we kick things off. Patrick doesn’t understand why we don’t have new candy or new

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NLO 908: Hashtag Eyelashes

Patrick is joined by JAKE LLOYD in the studio today. Patrick has been instagram-ing. You should check out this picture of eyelashes on a car. Patrick teaches Jake why credit and bank accounts are important.

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NLO 896: Cherry Johnson

AL JACKSON is in the studio today! Patrick is frothed at Direct TV, and is threatening to burn all bills and equipment. Patrick’s mood isn’t improved by Al’s drinking. The two bash each other quite

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NLO 862: Ganta

D-Fritz tried to make himself seem like a real guest on this solo Patrick show. The studio is in Christmas mode. Patrick, who is decked out in santa shit, has rewired the place, which means

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NLO 826: Tampon Trouble

TESS BARKER and AMAYA PEREA are in the studio today, and they’re driving Patrick crazy. We discuss Amaya’s name and compare it to Spanish food, recap last week’s comedy show here in LA, and discuss