NLO Shows

January 10, 2025: Aaron Imholte RUNS AWAY Again! The HEAP At HACKAMANIA!

Patrick was just casually watching Steel Toe this morning with a few hundred of his closest nerds, and Aaron Imholte’s emotional insecurity got the best of him again! Watch as Aaron opts out of using his words to explain his feelings and fantasizes again about boxing Patrick and all his haters. Patrick immediately accepts, and Aaron starts putting on stipulations and trying to back out due to trust issues. This marks the second time Aaron Imholte has backed down from a challenge to box Patrick Melton that he himself issued in the heat of an emotional bout of feels. By the end of the show, Imholte was telling his Steel Toe sycophants that Melton had declined his offer to fight, completely shrouding himself in delusion.

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January 8, 2025: MENTAL CHILLNESS! AARON IMHOLTE Invited To HACKAMANIA!?Joey C Refuses HIS Terms!

Patrick cannot take it anymore! Jill Carlson must be discussed! What is it about nutjobs with causes that makes them think they’re actually accomplishing something? Listen up and gather around to hear a story about a woman betrayed by her family and the government of an entire town. See if you can make sense of it! Kevin Brennan thinks Patrick is making up a source about Blade and his probability of sabotaging the AC event. Who knows what to believe as Patrick reveals more details! Joey C calls in and won’t accept Patrick’s offer to settle for the very thing he’s asking Patrick for, proving once and for all how dumb he is. Aaron Imholte has been a busy boy, and Patrick wants to catch up with you. Aaron is clipping again. Patrick invites Aaron to Hackamania and offers to cut him in like one of the boys! Mersh is having lots of internet problems and can’t stop yelling at his chat, which means he’s just like Patrick!

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May 13, 2024: Aaron Imholte ANNOUNCES DIVORCE?! Silly Corncob Jesse “Kid” Ever ATTACKS!

The melting mountain meh-scape of Minnesota insulates Aaron Imholte and his untalented slag wife from facts and information, and it shows on the latest iterations of the Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron Imholte is throwing daily tantrums and cascades of cope about Patrick and the rest of his detractors now, obsessing over Melton and Hackamania and other stuff he wishes he could be involved in. Aaron feels lost without his woman and his mentor Mersh to guide his show. Watch as he continues to tell you how well he is doing, and how he’s miles ahead of any perceived competition. Patrick received a message from a comedian that is very charged and threatening, and maybe we should look in to this internet tough man and draw some conclusions!

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NLO 1444: Kill Carlson (aka Jill Tony)

Everyone is living in their own insane little bubble and Nobody Likes Onions is here to cover it all! On this show, Patrick roasts comedian Trixx for his woke virtue-signalling, Big Irish Jay for his towel usage, and Lindsay Glazer for a WHOLE LOT of reasons we can’t even begin to describe. We breakdown the Jill Carlson appearance on Kill Tony at Skankfest Las Vegas in a fair and measured manner. Rokfin needs someone to guide them to success. Patrick talks about a lot of people cryptically to avoid virtual eye contact. Men in our society are acting bonkerz. Cool Cat has a new project and is looking for people to join in. Did we mention Lindsay Glazer may be a loon?