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NLO LIVE: Reel Ray In, Keep Kevin Calm, Learn to Cook (July 13, 2023)

The same issues seem to keep presenting themselves in this world, and no one seems to listen. Everyone claims to have lines drawn and allegiances, but they get more and more blurry everyday. Kevin Brennan doesn’t even know who he’s mad at anymore. Ray can’t seem to grasp that he’s retarded. Patrick received his Rustic Cuts and has some thoughts. Michael Ray Bower helps us gain a more sophisticated palette. The hit single That EEEEE Sound kicks off the last day to send in entries for a song contest that may or may not happen.

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NLO LIVE: Tuesday, July 11, 2023

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NLO LIVE: Loss of Loyalties, A New Summer Song (July 10, 2023)

Happy Monday! Patrick is back to catch up on the weekend drama from a healthy distance. Summer Sinclair is standing up to bullies, and standing up on stages all over town. She’s allegedly been very confused by another local comedian who’s trolling her with a new summer banger featuring clips of Summer. All this and the latest garbage fires from Steel Toe Morning show, including an update on the billboard project which is now looking very not possible. Grab a hoagie and come hang.

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Members Only Show – July 7, 2023

I have a bad feeling about this. Patrick has some internal business to take care of. Has one of our favorite mods gone rogue yet again? Patrick takes calls from listeners about anything and everything under the sun. Patrick and the chat formulate a plan to purchase a billboard in Minnesota for the Steel Toe Morning Show anniversary show.

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NLO LIVE: KC Armstrong is a Real Boy, Bower is Crushing It (July 7, 2023)

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today?

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NLO LIVE: Ray Can’t Cook, Chad Can’t Win (July 6, 2023)

It’s Thursday, and boy, does it ever feel like it! Let’s keep on pushing to get through this week and just soak up some away-time from the Internet this weekend, ok? Patrick has wired up his cough button, but there’s a hum that’s driving him crazy. Will it cause him to storm out of the room and go back to bed? Find out why an email right before the show has Patrick questioning humanity. And what does Flimsy Greenberg say that hurts Patrick to his core? Find out all of these answers and more on this show. Also, Patrick may or may not be a victim of a Cash app scam by a pastor in Maryland. Ray DeVito may be the most challenged adult in the world, and his recent steak experience shows all his flaws. Chad Zumock makes another bad call and goes on to MLC for one of the most pointless screaming matches to grace a podcast in this dumb war yet.

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NLO LIVE: Sad World is Sad – Breaking Down the Dabbleverse (July 3, 2023)

Tis the eve of the anniversary of the birth of our nation. And we here at Onioncorp are thankful for free speech, fine foods, and good old fashioned name calling. Patrick is becoming ever disturbed by the ongoing activities in the so-called Dabbleverse, and the cauldron could either be coming to a boil or the flame could be about to die completely. Join Patrick this morning to recap the latest from Kevin Brennan, Bob Levy, Shuli, and KC Armstrong. And find out what this all has to do with some idiot name Stuttering John Melendez. This ship is suffering fom an airlock failure and we are going to need everyone to head to the escape pods – stat!

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Members Only Show – June 30, 2023

It’s Friday night and the mood is right! Who is Joey C and why is he so concerned with Patrick making light of his dead child? Thai Rivera has figured out how to be successful on YouTube. Maybe. There’s a new Vegas podcast on the scene and it’s gonna be great. (We got one!)

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Members Only: Stream Sniper Roundup! Chad, Stuttering John, Kevin Brennan and More!

Thanks for being a member and supporting the show! This one is just for you! Patrick has some thoughts on the recent Lil Mir interview with Chad and wants to give Lil Mir a message about his content. The Dr. Chow collab may be a good idea. Summer Sinclair’s boyfriend has some pretty harsh words for Patrick and the onions. Blondecast gets weirder and weirder. Are they only chopping up one episode a month and putting it out as multiple episodes? Is Casper poor? Does he need shirts? Why does Hailey have to listen to a playlist to psych herself up to do three minutes of comedy? What are these dorks doing?

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Members Only Show – June 23, 2023

Thanks for being a member and supporting the show! This one is just for you! Patrick has some thoughts on the recent Lil Mir interview with Chad and wants to give Lil Mir a message about his content. The Dr. Chow collab may be a good idea. Summer Sinclair’s boyfriend has some pretty harsh words for Patrick and the onions. Blondecast gets weirder and weirder. Are they only chopping up one episode a month and putting it out as multiple episodes? Is Casper poor? Does he need shirts? Why does Hailey have to listen to a playlist to psych herself up to do three minutes of comedy? What are these dorks doing?

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NLO (NOT) LIVE: Bowers Micro Peen, Erik Nagel Stinks, April’s Saucy Breast (June 23, 2023)

Happy Friday! Patrick is on vacation at the beach, but he slaved away for you yesterday pre-recording a whole show so that you chat monkeys would get your fix! Patrick has some quick thoughts about Chad and why he needs to knock it off with the constant cope-lies regarding his numbers. What is is! A listener writes in to tell Patrick that all his problems stem from pork! Micheal Ray Bower is changing up his whole auction process and he walks you through how it might probably maybe work one day. There’s an unearthed video where Bower admits to having a micro-penis and proclaiming he doesn’t care about the consequences. April Imholte has opened her social media accounts with confidence an is showing off what’s left of her family whole also displaying more cleavage in preparation for more simpcasting!

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NLO LIVE: Bower Auction Breakdown, Mooby Snaps & More! (June 21, 2023)

It’s a CLASSIC SUMMER Wednesday and Patrick is here to help you over the hump! And you’ve picked an excellent show to not miss, because this one has some twists and turns you can’t even begin to believe. Ray DeVito has let the Bud Light eat in to his brain if he thinks he knows his labia from his laptop. Michael Ray Bower gives a very long and sad auction update. Patrick gets a job interview at Facebook. Little Lemmi is letting her Steel Toe mod power trip flare up again as Aaron cannot seem to reach 10k subscribers to save his life.

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NLO LIVE: Mooby’s Info Moat, The Blondecast (June 20, 2023)

It’s Tuesday and Patrick has had another horrific night of sleep, but he’s such a show soldier that he’s here for you anyway. We have some big things coming up this week and you’re probably going to want to listen. Las Vegas comedian Casper ThaGhost has a new podcast and he’s been very sneaky about it. Butch Bradley has a friend with a dream. Patrick owes Suli an apology, but he also manages to work in some digs at the same time. Aaron Imholte gets caught up in a big flex while coping with his inability to hit 10K subscribers.

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Members Only Show – June 16, 2023

Come relax and make Fridays Fridays again! Join Patrick as we learn about Micheal Ray Bower’s newly-announced memnto auction! What treasures will DonkeyLips have in store for us? How much is he going to earn? What red-hot collectible will hit the auction block first? We are dying to know the answers to these questions and more. Stick around for the premiere of Dillion Dilligaf’s new film Hell’s Coming For You, an interview with Ryan Bourassa, an attempt to laugh at Mike Bochetti, and a fantastic new recipe for a crunchy snack from our favorite e-chef, Simply Sara.

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NLO LIVE: Parasocial Fans, Chad is Plastered Again, ATP Art Assignment (June 16, 2023)

It’s Friday and you should stand up and try to reach some part of your back to pat it for making it through this one. Patrick briefly recaps the latest from everybody’s favorite sauced soothsayer, Chad Zumock. Ski Mark and Lil Mir get in to a fight which prompts Patrick to see a bigger trend. Ask yourself to imagine other rooms and areas in David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits Bahamian homestead and commit them to an everlasting piece of art. And finally, you won’t believe the tweets Patrick seen…

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NLO LIVE: Bower Fire Sale, A Fresh Summer Set, Chad Chugs Around Town (June 14, 2023)

Summer is here! I mean here in Las Vegas. Summer Sinclair, the famous actress and comedian. She has a fresh set you need to see. Chad Zumock is chugging around Tampa with a selfie stick and ring light, completely oblivious. He reveals yet another merch mogul has turned their back on him, as well as other lies he totally cucked everyone with. We have some good old-fashioned fun watching a rap battle. Michel Ray Bower is selling off some of his clutter from his toilet. Addicted to Profits may actually be really bad guy. Don’t miss today’s show!

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NLO LIVE: Addicted to Steel Toe, Is KC Alright? (June 13, 2023)

It’s FRIDAY and Patrick’s new album WE HAVE FUN is available! Help get it to number ne in the iTunes Charts by buying a copy today! Patrick has been to court, hence the unannounced absence yesterday. Patrick will be spilling the beans on exactly who his courtroom nemesis is and what went down during this insane exchange. Chad Zumock has seemingly allowed the alcohol in his brain to take the driver’s seat all the way to his hell gig in the middle of Georgia. Patrick gives his stale take on the Wednesday incident. You won’t want to miss this historical episode of the Nobody Likes Onions program.