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MLC Aftershow – June 12, 2023

June 12, 2023

David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits aka Addicted to Gains is a Bahamas guy who think he knows all about finances and he would be happy to help your family lose it all. Join Patrick as he discusses this complete nut, why he is so upset, and how a simple gray steak seemed to set this man on a path of a complete breakdown. What do Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan think? Are David’s voicemails and calls helping? Let’s get in to more of the mystery that is Addicted to Profits! …

Members Only Show – June 10, 2023

June 11, 2023

Chad Zumock takes to the internet in another unhinged and possibly intoxicated rant. This time there’s lots of panic yelling, fake toughness, and even a chair being thrown around! Chad pretends everything he has done so far has been a big prank on you, me and everyone else. Chad gets over on everybody else because they’re so dumb. You guys are all idiots. …

Members Only Show – June 9, 2023

June 10, 2023

It’s been a great day in the Onionverse. Patrick’s album debuted at number one on the iTunes charts, and people seem to be generally enjoying it. Misery Loves Company was amazing today, with both Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan joining the pile-on of Addicted to Profits main man David Skarica, who has been having complete meltdowns over Patrick, a gray steak, and his apparent control issues. Will everyone laughing collectively make David see the error of his ways? Will Lil Mir ever be a musical powerhouse? We explore some music and some documentaries to find out what makes these weird fans tick. Enjoy! …

NLO LIVE: Album Release, Court Report (June 9, 2023)

June 10, 2023

It’s FRIDAY and Patrick’s new album WE HAVE FUN is available! Help get it to number ne in the iTunes Charts by buying a copy today! Patrick has been to court, hence the unannounced absence yesterday. Patrick will be spilling the beans on exactly who his courtroom nemesis is and what went down during this insane exchange. Chad Zumock has seemingly allowed the alcohol in his brain to take the driver’s seat all the way to his hell gig in the middle of Georgia. Patrick gives his stale take on the Wednesday incident. You won’t want to miss this historical episode of the Nobody Likes Onions program. …

NLO LIVE: Chad Zumock is a Lying Creep! (June 7, 2023)

June 9, 2023

Happy hump day. friends! Chad Zumock is running like a bitch after rallying his fans to choose him or the haters on Monday. We are going to go over Chad’s insane lies and mumble-filled self-soothing and find out what’s really going on. Chad has new merch and wants to sell you a shirt! Chad blames Patrick for his studio not being complete as well as people fleeing his Patreon. As Patrick predicted, no one is coming to help Chad, and he knows it. Misery Loves Company has some superchatters that think they can control Kevin and send Patrick out to pasture as an MLC guest, and Patrick is here to tell you that nobody gives a fuck. …

NLO LIVE: Redbar Ain’t Comin’, Addicted to Pouting (June 6, 2023)

June 9, 2023

Patrick is fresh off another flawless performance over at Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy. Patrick wins the battle of the superchats with his nemesis Addicted to Profits aka David Skarica. Steel Toe Morning Show’s Aaron Imholte is gleefully back in the piling on to Chad business. Chad Zumock disgusts some fans by trying to make Melton look beta, but what does that even mean? Plus – will daddy Redbar swoop in to save Chad? Not a fucking chance. Patrick tells you why on this episode. …

Members Only Show – June 2, 2023

June 3, 2023

Today has been a real one. Why not come and decompress with some good old-fashioned laugh and community. But don’t crosstalk. We saw some of the aftermath of crosstalk today. Crosstalk is bad. So just focus on the show, alright. You’ll all be fine. Just relax and let the weekend wash over you. Patrick goes over the most recent Ray Devito double-down on dumb. Carlos Danger tries to save him from himself once again. Patrick gets drunk and demands people prove they aren’t poor. And we succumb to morbid curiosity and get balls deep in to the drama with phone calls from Ian, Dirty Danish, and some other wackos. This is the greatest show, and we have the greatest fans. Don’t miss this exceptional evening. …

NLO’s 18th Birthday, Ray Devito Can’t Win, Chad Spirals (June 2, 2023)

June 3, 2023

Happy Friday! Today is the 18th birthday of the first official Nobody Likes Onions show hitting podcast feeds. Cut to 2023 and you barely have to constantly explain what a podcast is to people anymore! Progress! Ray Devito bought a MacBook Pro from a place that most certainly ripped him off, and he tried to blame Patrick in a spectacular fail. Chad Zumock has painted himself in to a corner with no income, no friends, and no leg to stand on when it comes to arguing. Patrick has receipts if It might help Chad prove he’s the alpha. One of the most insane community dramas unfolds live in real time. It involves several simps, an elf, infidelity, plane tickets, creeps, catfights and so much more! Plus, a Friday art project – let’s see your predictions for Chad’s new shirt idea! …

MELTON in the MORNING! (June 1, 2023)

June 1, 2023

It’s Thursday, and after a full day of not talking, Patrick has a lot to scream about and you people had better listen. Patrick bans James Banks for hitting the same note on the piano over and over for the entire first hour of the show. Beating jokes to death is Patrick’s job. Speaking of that, please pre-order Patrick’s special – link below. He doesn’t want to look like a loser. Ray is not a mean guy but Patrick doesn’t want anything to do with him. Ray can’t stop being anxious during a show. He is overprotective, ignores other people when they talk, and is notoriously opinionated about stuff he doesn’t full comprehend. And he doxxes his friends! Patrick goes through the PO box to find some cool fan creations as well as a lot of things to wipe with. Patrick issues an apology to a chatter who he may have seemed unfair with on Tuesday, and much more!
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MLC Aftershow – May 29, 2023

May 30, 2023

Patrick is scheduled to appear on MLC on Monday afternoon, so try to plan your hot dog grilling and lake activities around the depressing internet show schedule, alright? Will Patrick bomb? How jealous are all these other nerds about this hiring? Does Kevin reveal just how much he is paying Patrick for his humor services? Only time will tell. Let’s break down the show after the show! …

Members Only Show – May 26, 2023

May 30, 2023

It’s Friday and our members only show is about to start popping, so grab an XL soda pop or a bucket of ketchup and get in here! We start out watching our favorite Untrainable, Ray DeVito, as he podcasts yet again about his lack of knowledge and interest in anything other than beer, women he won’t take a shot with, and emo bands he loves. The latest nonsense regarding MLC and Chad Zumock is in the air. We switch over to Pottstown, PA where Bob Levy, Shuli, and Perry Caravello are live streaming, and Patrick is blown away by how insane it is to watch people use a handicapped mentally ill man to get superchats. We finish with our very own naughty elf, Dirty Dalish, sharing a very culinary sexual experience she once had, and diving a bit in to the men on the podcast that is interviewing her. …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 30, 2023)

May 30, 2023

Patrick returns to Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy, and boy are his arms tired! Patrick performs to a chatroom of accolades and scorn, but takes it in stride. Patrick also gets a SUPERCHAT from KB after the show! Let’s sing ourselves a Steel Toe song and kick the day off right, and then who knows where this enchanted Tuesday could lead? …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 26, 2023)

May 27, 2023

It’s FRIDAY and Patrick has been barraged with questions and interest for the past 24 hours regarding the lawman that came to the door and brought some papers. Spoiler alert – there won’t be any big spoilers today, so you can skip watching and make your pedicure appointment instead. Patrick talks a little about what happened and what to expect going forward. Everything will come out soon enough, and you’ll all be laughing right along with Patrick about the insane nature of a man throwing elephant poo at the wall. Patrick talks a bit more about Chad and the recent MLC drama. Vince the Lawyer has filmed a fifteen minute something with KC Armstrong revisiting his gay tendencies and going over the Howard Stern show where they brought in KC’s trans lover. It’s something. It’s definitely something. …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 25, 2023)

May 27, 2023

What a week! Patrick is going to attempt to describe what’s happened in the past 24 hours, and it’s a lot. Chad Zumock appears on Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy, and they have a real reckoning. Before long, Chad falls right back in to his old habits once he finds his happy place. What does this mean for the future of the MLC podcast? Let’s talk about it. Patrick gets deep with the analysis of this appearance by the Z-Man, and at the end of the show there is a very special visitor to the podcastle – an officer of the law! Oh boy! …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 24, 2023)

May 24, 2023

Patrick is feeling fresh and pumped for a Wednesday show that is going to cover all the hottest topics he needs to dump from his prep sheet. Patrick doesn’t understand why Karl from Who Are These Podcasts can’t stop lying about him. We watch Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show continue to gloat in the misfortune of others, possibly lie about his coffee grift, and reveal other cringe-worthy behavior. Josh Denny is up to his old tricks again by using a veiled N-word joke on the Anthony Cumia Compound Media show. Patrick gives his latest thoughts on Chad Zumock, Kevin Brennan and the drama surrounding Producer Joe from the Shuli network. Patrick gets frustrated at the chat, as usual, and so much more. The chat becomes generous in the final minutes and milks more time out of the show, and Patrick watches Perry Carravello get trolled hard by the Cart Narcs. …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 23, 2023)

May 24, 2023

What a weekend! Patrick is still soaking in a buttermilk bath to rinse the smoke out of his nasty bits, but it’s a new day and the show must go on! Kevin Brennan has apparently stricken Chad Zumock’s YouTube account and Florida’s self-proclaimed best comedian is on life support. Will he recover? KC Armstrong announced, amid a flurry of distracting superchats, that he is taking a week off to keep his composure. Is Ray trolling Chad? Steel Toe Morning Show’s Mooby and the Scrimp are being sued by Alex Jones or something? …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 19, 2023)

May 19, 2023

It’s Friday and Patrick cannot wait to just take himself to the lake. It’s the birthday of one of our most lusted-after members. Join NLO in wishing Dirty Dalish a happy birthday with a birthday card design contest. We get a very weird and exclusive tour of Compound Media behind the scenes. MLC is getting weird and Kevin Brennan is no longer in the Bob Levy business. KC Armstrong delivers his most unreal performance ever as he gets played like a grade-school recorder live on his own show! No MEMBERS ONLY show tonight – join us tomorrow at 6pm ET/3pm PT for our very first Smoke Show. Grab your own pork shoulder and cook along with Patrick! …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 17, 2023)

May 18, 2023

It’s Wednesday and we’re looking forward to another fun day of complete drama and more meltdowns in the MLC universe. Ray DeVito has quickly become the superchat-magnet and lolcow of the moment. Will the rift between Kevin Brennan and Shuli continue to grow? Will Kevin continue to needle the relationship with Bob Levy? Patrick launches some new merch that you’re gonna wanna grab. We break down one of the most insane responses to being roasted that has ever been viewed by human eyeballs. This KC Armstrong fella is GOLD! Spend your Wednesday right here, sweet thang! …