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NLO 722: Fuck Criss Angel
Patrick is in Las Vegas, and he isn’t a happy boy. He went to the Criss Angel Cirque du Soliel show. It was probably the worst show ever conceived, and it should be burned to …
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NLO 712: Luxor Hotbox
Still in Las Vegas, Patrick sits down with Cleveland comic Ryan Dalton to talk about the Luxor pyramid and why it sucks, Ryan’s married life and how to deal with women, and much more. There’s …
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NLO 711: Tobler Tales
Comedian Brandt Tobler is a guest on this fine Monday. This show was recorded in Las Vegas, from a shitty hotel room at a place that is having a shitty comedy competition for a bunch …
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NLO 694: Jokers and Thieves
Patrick sits down with Alli Breen and comedian slash actor Keith Robinson. Keith talks about how hookers work, and Patrick tells a story about going to a comedy show at a strip club. Alli gets …
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NLO 683: All in the Delivery
Comedian Geoff Keith sits down to discuss a recent international incident. Geoff had some material stolen by a performer on Australia’s Got Talent, and for some reason, everyone there seems pretty cool with it. Patrick …
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NLO 682: Ugly Truth
Comedian and daddy’s little princess Alli Breen is in studio to talk about how bitches be trippin’, long and annoying movies, some ugly ass mugshots, and more. They also plan a trip to Vegas that …
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NLO 635: Creating Moments
Patrick is working in Las Vegas, and he just isn’t feeling up to his usual self. He skipped the dessert section of the lunch buffet, and he isn’t gambling like he used to. He slept …
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NLO 595: Cathouses and Claw Hands
This is the last show recorded in fabulous Las Vegas, and we’re graced by the presence of comedian Brian Mollica and the producer of his podcast, Tony. Tony is an Australian, and that is the …
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NLO 594: Buffet Sinners
Patrick is still in Las Vegas wrapping up stand-up shows with Dan Gabriel. In this episode, Patrick talks to Dan about the how and when of masturbation. We’re talking the real naughty details, here. They …
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NLO 593: Hash House
Patrick is still in Sin City, and his old buddy Chef is in town hanging out as well. On this episode, Chef revisits NLO and talks about his bad luck at the poker table. Don’t …
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NLO 592: Concentration Camp
Patrick is in Las Vegas with comedian Dan Gabriel. Patrick talks with Dan about the dangers and effects of coffee, married life, and more. The two talk about the passing of fellow comic Greg Giraldo, …
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NLO 591: Heroes and Hookers
Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh, who is fresh off a whore binge. And by whores, we don’t mean girls he has paid for sex, but rather just some random bitches he flew …
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NLO 543: Bjorgenflug
Chef is in Los Angeles and is back to bring his sarcastic brand of mediocrity to the show he once frequented back in Florida. Patrick and Chef talk about everything from their short stay in …
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NLO 531: Vegas Is Easy
Patrick is in Las Vegas doing some comedy recon and enjoying some free nights at The Palazzo resort and casino. It’s super fancy, and Patrick is sharing the digs with friend and comedian, as well …
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NLO 425: Gravy Dick
In this show we talk about upcoming adventures. We’re headed to London and Paris in November, Patrick is headed back to Houston and Biloxi next week, and Patrick and Shannon will be in Las Vegas …
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Shooby Smokes Herb
In Las Vegas in 2008, Nobody Likes Onions had a fan meetup and a comedy show. Then-fan and now-intern Shooby was talked in to smoking a little something-something in another listener’s hotel room. … This …