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July 23, 2024: The AARON IMHOLTE Distraction Hour Continues! WAH-WAH Summer! Training Tuesday!

We have almost caught up on the lies and spin coming out of trash-town Minnesota as Aaron Imholte seems to think he’s slipped responsibility for the accusations of his domestic abuse. Patrick has noticed a trend and thinks there’s another Steel Toe shakeup coming down the chute, and Aaron is holding on to Matt for dear life. Summer Sinclair may have MS and she’s taking chemo pills about it. We hear some inspirational words about how she’s going to make it despite the fact that we all know she’s never gonna make it. It’s Tuesday and that means we need you in the break room for a mandatory training session. Don’t let this gamer kids push you around.

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June 24, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Can’t Get Over April Anderson! Did Mooby MAKE Mat Quit Podcasting?

Another week means another week of milking the drama and trickle of news out of the Rekieta household for sympathy and righteous indignation over at the Aaron Imholte homestead. Watch another morning of Johnny K-legs sighing through the same old cope and whine from his buddy Mooby as he laments the fact that his hotwife is gone for good. A midwestern man cannot let go of his emotional reaction to losing his woman, and we shall all watch as he wrecks his own life as a result. Mathew Poster is one of Aaron’s only cohosts left, and after making his quit his own Savage Thoughts podcast, has Mooby revealed his unintentional plan to keep a stable of beaten-down insecure nobodies to cosign his nonsense on a daily basis? NLO thinks so. Come speculate with us!

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June 21, 2024: WAWA SUMMER STARTS NOW! Aaron Imholte’s Dark Corners! DonkeyLips Overshares Again!

The lols don’t stop just because your work week is done! We go back and catch some things Patrick missed regarding Aaron Imholte and his fake overreaction to the follicle test of Nick Rekieta’s child. Isn’t it time we try to learn more about Matt, Mooby’s simple Eeyore-like chum who shows up some nights to pretend he’s still a radio man? Let’s take a walk down memory lane to see when Matt stopped having such Savage Thoughts. Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame, has been cranking out videos that explain why he isn’t cranking out videos. Let’s see what’s happening with one of America’s most prolific child-stars that nobody wanted to take advantage of.