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November 7, 2023 – The Roast NOBODY Asked For! Chad Is Pathetic! Ray Is Sad!

November 7, 2023

It’s the day of the most pathetic excuse for a roast in recent comedy history. Gone are the days of respecting the craft and picking up a pen. Let the chips fall where they may when Chad Zumock and Ray DeVito awkwardly take the screen to tell an unspecified number of jokes in an unspecified format for an unspecified amount of money. What could go wrong? We have your ultimate pre-game breakdown before the cluster*ck begins. Steel Toe Morning Show’s feminine host Aaron Imholte can’t stop spinning in a hole of his own design, and the latest round of cope doesn’t disappoint. …

MERSH is BIG In Vegas: A Startling Exposé!

November 3, 2023

Somewhere in the poorest part of Florida, a fat short lazy-eyed guy sits in scotch-soaked pissy sweats and tells the world how it really is! Mersh attack Patrick, bragging about some trip to Vegas involving slap fights and Spirit Airlines flights. It’s a weird flex but we are here for it. …

October 30, 2023 – Florida’s LEAST Wanted! Joey C Snaps, Mersh FISH LUNCH Art Contest

October 30, 2023

Good Mooby Monday, friends! Let’s check in with Minnesota’s favorite married misery couple, Aaron and April Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show! What is the cognitive dissonance that looms over Minnesota that allows these two to live in complete denial? Plus, we have an exclusive Joey C meltdown from Florida, where there’s a matter of a theft that needs sorting out. Watch Joey scream in a parking lot and almost get sent to the hospital for hyperventilating. Plus, more hilarious Mersh moments, and your art contest entries deferred from Friday. Don’t miss Monday with your pals at the Nobody Likes Onions program! …

October 27, 2023 – Kevin Brennan “WINS” Ray From Shuli! What Say You?

October 27, 2023

Happy Friday, fellow Earth-dwellers! So much has happened over the last couple of days, we’ve got to throw out the bath water and change the gender of this whole baby! Kevin Brennan has unleashed relentless amounts of bullying on soft-brain Ray Devito this week, putting pressure on the young upstart comedian to choose between his fatter paycheck at MLC or his weekly slog slot at The Shuli Network, where his show is increasingly becoming an outlier amongst the other John-centric programming. Will Replayables be left as the only non-John show on the Shuli schedule? And if so, what does this mean for the future of the network? Plus, more great Mersh moments and your art contest submissions for our latest contest. …

October 24, 2023 – Being a LEXUS Guy, Bower is REBOOTING, Have a Slice for Training Tuesday!

October 24, 2023

Patrick is a Lexus guy now, so you’re going to need to show some appropriate respect when you address him from now on. Who knew cars could do all this stuff! What will they think of next! Summer Sinclair isn’t giving up on Hollywood and has some new audition tapes. Michael Ray Bower has a new agent and a new outlook on life. Will he be accepted by the acting community again, or is this all just another pathetic attempt at feeling better about himself? It’s Tuesday, so pin on your name tag because these salads aren’t going to make themselves. …

SPECIAL: Legion of Cranks!

May 8, 2023

Our favorite Shuli Network nuts Bob Levy and Shuli Egar are headed to the big city to appear on Legion of Skanks with Luis J. Gomez, Big Jay Oakerson and more. Let’s watch an see if his really is intent on starting Podcast Wars 2023 or if this is all just fun and shames. Kevin is back on the defense as Chad rakes in the superchats and successfully silences Kevin’s lines of communication. What will happen next? Let’s go! …

MLC EMERGENCY SHOW!

May 8, 2023

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! Just kidding! This is a podcast on a platform for videos and Patrick is a comedian. None of this is of any importance! Patrick watches the late night MLC stream featuring Bob Levy and Ray Devito. Ray keeps saying insane things and lying while trying to still appease everyone. He’s a lost cause. Kevin Brennan and his guests get drunk and have a blast. Patrick gets talked (or superchatted) in to doing another hour, and we wade in to a disgusting minster named Mersh. A superfan named Brandon shows up and superchats about $500 in just a matter of minutes. Hero? Drunk? Who knows? …

Melton in the Morning – April 13, 2023

April 16, 2023

Patrick has upgraded the entire sound chain in the studio, and gotten rid of the line noise and hiss that has slowly developed and mired the show in an unpleasant audio cacophony. But crisp audio and fun time are on the way. Patrick gets schooled on how to improve the show by David Attenborough. Corey Adam cannot stop showing his ass and we are here for it – you won’t believe how odd his new “show” is. Some ex-comic in Tampa named Mersh or Merch (no one can confirm) seems to be harboring a decade-long resentment of Patrick because of an interaction years ago. Patrick rejected Mersh’s insane offering of post-midnight steaks and skanks, and that has scarred his brain forever. …