Michael ray bower Archives • NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

MEMBERS ONLY – March 24, 2023

March 26, 2023

It’s Friday and Patrick has a special show just for channel supporters that you aren’t going to want to miss out on! Patrick is concerned about Michael Ray Bower and his recent videos which seem to indicate that he doesn’t really have a good place to sleep at night, and we confirm it by revisiting his old Bower bachelor box apartment tour. We take a preview look at Zach Halverson, who is destined to be the new floating second mic at the Steel Toe Morning Show. Zach seems to suck at comedy, singing Christian rock songs, and also being straight. That’s right – Aaron Imholte’s new funny man is gay, and that could spell trouble for Aaron Imholte, who loves using that word as a slur. …

NLO 1460: Rodney Wayne’s World

March 21, 2023

Can we just step outside the circle of Aaron Imholte, his flabby little moobs, his sad young wife, and his insane impression of a 2006 radio show for a few minutes? We have a local comedian here in Las Vegas who needs his diaper changed real quick. Rodney Wayne is a tough-talking beta boi who gets real shy when confronted by actual professional comedians about his completely garbage comedy. This guys needs to quit and go spend time with his family – it’s not going to work out for this full-grown chode of a man. Chad Zumock likes to talk and we should clear that up real quick. …

MEMBERS ONLY SHOW – March 3, 2023

March 19, 2023

Tonight we get in to some saucy chat, catching up on a really fun week. Patrick will be running a very real and very legal consensual conversation with the chat that may or may not end with some people getting some free things. It’s hard to say. This show is for members only to thank everyone for the support this past week and in general! We cover the latest from Michael Ray Bower aka Donkey Lips. We also discuss Opie and everything wrong with the broadcaster who can’t seem to find where he belongs these days. …

Aftershow 1458: Tim Can’t Tech!

February 18, 2023

We’re watching some vintage Dillion Dilligaf, who makes some great appearances with old show favorites. We also watch some of the latest content from Donkey Lips that is meant for his fans only. And of course we let Summer Sinclair wrap up her insane presentation to four people somewhere in a black box theatre in the warehouse district of Las Vegas. But the main entertainment of the night is waiting and watching as our boy Tim Chizmar emails frantically trying to find out from Patrick how exactly to join the YouTube channel to watch live. By the time he is able to figure it out, after multiple emails and a phone call, Patrick and the chat celebrate by wrapping it up! …

Aftershow 1457: Spy Balloons

February 16, 2023

Patrick does an aftershow and gets sucked in to the political stratosphere, so to speak. Maybe nobody here is a scientist, but Patrick doesn’t believe in the theory that this ballon was a Chinese spy balloon, and the chat makes fun of him for being a bit behind in the news. Why are shooting down balloons anyway? Speaking of balloons, Micheal Ray Bower has some new videos and is still pushing his channel and march as hard as he can. We also try to make it through seven minutes of David Hollywood Hulett interviewing Summer Sinclair on his Paprika Show podcast, live as usual from his kitchen with several wackos stumbling around and drinking beers! Don’t miss! …

Aftershow 1446: A Donkey Lips Christmas

December 27, 2022

Remember the show Salute Your Shorts on Nickelodeon in the 1990s? Of course you do, you little rapscallion. Donkeylips, aka Michael Ray Bower, has been an actor his whole life. But a few years ago his parents passed away, he ran out of money, and moved in to the saddest apartment in Hollywood and started cooking tacos in his own toilet. This latest update from Camp Anawanna’s favorite fat fuck is even sadder than the ones before it. Pour some egg nog, maybe fry up some toilet tacos or another disgusting snack, and sit back and listen as Michael Ray Bower tells us why things have been so hard for him for the past few years. God speed, little friend! …

NLO 1446: Tip Me, Daddy!

December 27, 2022

Patrick is here on a Friday night, and the drinks and opinions are flowing. On this show, Patrick explores Donald Trump’s latest scam – collectible NFT trading cards, featuring some of the sickest Trump memes out there. What is he doing with this money? Who are the idiots advising our leaders? Elon Musk becomes more and more unhinged as he lets his personal emotions dictate policy at Twitter, sometimes with very little notice to users. Is someone after him? Doesn’t he have other companies to run? The White House is probably lying. Wild Fork Foods sends Patrick a very special gift package. Women are confused about who they are and how they are supposed to behave ad relate to men on dates. …

Aftershow 1426: Mixed Nuts!

July 19, 2022

Patrick continues the insanity with a look back at some favorites to see what they are up to in 2022. Our friend Michael Ray Bower has stopped posting videos for months, after regular updates from his bachelor box. We watch a house tour we somehow missed previously, and what we see on his chair is enough to bring up yesterday’s lunch. We also check in on Daddy Derek, everyone’s favorite children’s beastiality author. There’s new remixes of the same old footage, and some new books for children you want to screw up at an early age. It’s a rough internet out there, but remember – these lights will guide you home! …

Aftershow 1353 (Part 1)

September 9, 2020

Patrick is hanging out for an eight-hour mega-broadcast. Superfan Moody quickly curbs any instinct Patrick has to venture back to Thai Rivera coverage. We take a wonderful detour into the life of Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkey Lips from a show in the 90’s called Salute Your Shorts. It’s from a thing called Nickelodeon. Before the internet. Anyway, the dude is like borderline homeless now and he’s cooking tacos in his fucking toilet. We wish this wasn’t true. …