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MEMBERS ONLY! Patrick Is DONE! Come Mourn The Good Times!

In the quiet, there’s a place—Xylith’s Veil. A place where echoes twist into something else. Listen carefully. Sounds come, but they don’t leave. The walls bend, whispers grow teeth, and your shadow might start to follow you. The hours flicker strangely, like paper burning from the edges. Vernix once found the stillness there, but he’s not the same now. Will you be? Don’t ask. Don’t search for answers. Just listen. And when you hear it, don’t say its name.

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Members Only – November 23, 2024

Were you forced to spend Friday night and all day Saturday with you friends and family, rather than hanging in a chat of debaucherous nerds talking about everything from Push Pops to Pinwheels! Come on down and have fun with Patrick and the gang! Pull up a thong and light up a SONG! Okay?

NLO Shows

October 31, 2024: We GOTTA Talk CALTA! Chad Zumock UNDERBITE Contest! STEEL TOE Farewell To Mat!

Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has let go of another co-host, and he cannot decide how much to lower the goal by if any. First he announced it would be twenty dollars, then fifty, and by next week he will be back to full goals hoping you forgot all about his brain-dead cohost. It turns out Mat might have a reactive and mentally-ill partner at home, and Aaron confirms it. Halloween is here and we have some HAUNTING impressions of Chad that have come in to the Onion Inbox. Patrick checks in on Tampa radio personality Mike Calta aka Cowhead to see the latest project by another radio dinosaur who has completely fallen asleep at the wheel as the broadcast industry dies around him.

Aftershows

AS 1092 – Radio Wars

Patrick checks out the latest in radio wars heating up around the country. There is Bubba versus Cowhead in Tampa, and the recent Opie and Anthony blowup. Just some chill radio stuff, and a lot…

NLO Shows

NLO 1072: So-chella

Shooby aka Snooby sits in for a show today to talk about his issues. His latest issue, which is introduced by a brand new Shooby News theme, is leaving a nice bowl of pee for