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May 10, 2024: Steel Toe Morning Show Lives In GASLIGHT CITY! PO Box Friday and More Fun!

It’s Friday and it’s been another banger of a week in the Steel Toe universe. Watching Aaron Imholte slowly come to terms with his life partner rejecting his savior-syndrome insanity. April Imholte is wandering the streets with a resume featuring nothing but some valve-painting experience and a giant gap of employment. Perhaps the rehab completion certificate will garner her some sympathy. Jesse PS is apparently very upset at Patrick and trying to inflict some kind of wrath by manufacturing some version of the truth that works for him. Mersh removes a show from Rumble after an embarrassing night of streaming and proclamations about designing some long-game masterplan to teach Aaron a lesson, when is reality it was nothing but an emotional response to Podawful clowning one of his main allies.

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May 17, 2024: Imholte Divorce Documents! The STEEL TOE Collapse Continues!

Somewhere in Minnesota, April Imholte is waking up from a bad dream. A bad dream that has lasted nearly four years, and cost her some of the best prime time she has on this earth. Aaron is dancing around celebrating his newfound single status as low-key as he can until the ink is dry on the divorce papers. What’s next for Aaron and April? Patrick has some court documents that could help shed some light on the future, and we’d love your theories on the downfall of Minesota’s most hated radio duo. Is April Anderson in rehab for drug addiction? Did Aaron Imholte sit idly by while another man ruined his attempt at a second family? What can we learn from all of this? Happy Friday, nerds!

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May 13, 2024: Aaron Imholte ANNOUNCES DIVORCE?! Silly Corncob Jesse “Kid” Ever ATTACKS!

The melting mountain meh-scape of Minnesota insulates Aaron Imholte and his untalented slag wife from facts and information, and it shows on the latest iterations of the Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron Imholte is throwing daily tantrums and cascades of cope about Patrick and the rest of his detractors now, obsessing over Melton and Hackamania and other stuff he wishes he could be involved in. Aaron feels lost without his woman and his mentor Mersh to guide his show. Watch as he continues to tell you how well he is doing, and how he’s miles ahead of any perceived competition. Patrick received a message from a comedian that is very charged and threatening, and maybe we should look in to this internet tough man and draw some conclusions!

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KRUTCHES KRUMBLES! Steel Toe Sidekick CRIES & COLLAPESES. On Air After Criticism! (Part One)

INT. BASEMENT – MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me – does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a shot across the crippled bow of Krunchman that lands with such precision that it shall be talked about henceforth! Behold as the second cohost in as many months runs from the broadcast in tears, only to return and do it again TWO MORE TIMES before Mooby waves the white flag, declares the internet a bunch of meanies, and loses another wrestling match with his conscious over which of his stupid friends to side with. One thing is becoming very clear – Mooby better learn to fly solo!

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KRUTCHES KRUMBLES! Mersh DISMANTLES Crippled Emotional Man SAVAGELY! (Part Two)

INT. BASEMENT – MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me – does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a shot across the crippled bow of Krunchman that lands with such precision that it shall be talked about henceforth! Behold as the second cohost in as many months runs from the broadcast in tears, only to return and do it again TWO MORE TIMES before Mooby waves the white flag, declares the internet a bunch of meanies, and loses another wrestling match with his conscious over which of his stupid friends to side with. One thing is becoming very clear – Mooby better learn to fly solo!

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May 6, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Is MAX Lazy! MERSH Madness! Is SUMMER SINCLAIR a Fake Reality Star?!

Another week and another round of half-hearted attempts at improving a crumbling program. Aaron Imholte is at a loss without his lady and he’s winning so much, and his show is growing so well that he is changing things left and right. Patrick always says nothing is funnier than when a lolcow actually tries to do something, and last nights Members Only program from the Steel Toe whatever show minus April Imholte. Mersh has a new clipper that expertly captured a recent meltdown from the poor Florida streamer. Is Summer Sinclair trying to get fame or just a few dollars from her recent appearance in a couple of fake reality viral videos. Who makes this kind of crap content and how did they find Summer?

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April 9, 2024: The NOBODY LIKES ONIONS Program!

Patrick is feeling loose and has some emails he wants to get knocked out of the way on the show. The Brandon Network is back and more confusing thank ever. Patrick reads and email that he cannot make any sense out of, but it seems to be very important to Brandon and his network. Joey C wants to hammer out some Hackamania details and make sure that he isn’t being setup. Patrick comforts the Florida man and all seems to be set for a fun event. April won’t be on shows all week over at the Steel Toe compound, but we get to here Aaron Imholte dream and pontificate about all of his upcoming opportunities for the Steel Toe Morning Show program, both online and on terrestrial radio. We dive in to the recent happenings and try to make both sense and predictions out of the insane cope coming from our favorite Minnestota hicks.

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April 8, 2024: STEEL TOE’S Lonely Weekend! April Anderson RUNS HOME To Clear Her Mind & Slizz!

It’s Monday, and the Dabbleverse at least seems to be calming down over the last weekend. evin is very bugged by Ray’s rejection of his demands and cannot seem to get over being hurt by one of his best baby boys. Steel Toe Morning Show is in a tailspin after what seems like a weekend of separation of Aaron and April Imholte. Will she save what’s left of her salvageable years and get out of this toxic relationship and lifestyle, or bury her head in the sand and tap out, refusing to fight back against a man who is clearly using her up as fast as he can? Only time will tell! This morning we wonder what life must be like on April Anderson’s farm with her mama and papa scrimp. Does she want to run back to her simple life in the woods?

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April 4, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE Has NO Future! Aaron STEALS His Wife’s Best Years! Free Cope!

This week has been an amazing one for the Steel Toe Morning Show. After weeks of speculation about April Imholte aka April Anderson being on some kind of hard drugs that are wreaking havoc on her mind and body, her husband has continued to hide her from the show audience while she cries, or recovers, or copes, or looks for a job, or gets off the smack, or heals her open sores, or finds other men to turn her out for quick fix. We can’t be sure. Is April engaged in tons of sexual hobbies with stacks of men? Is she on some kind of hardcore narcotic? Why is she bouncing from on the show to off the show in these big emotional swings? What is Mooby covering up? And more importantly, how is he winning again today after taking down the insane cry-fest he performed Tuesday night?

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February 23, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE Has RUINED Steel Toe! Aaron is DUMBER Than Anyone Ever Knew!

April Imholte has systematically become broken down as a cohost and a woman on the Steel Toe Morning Show, first by the listeners and now her own husband. Watch as April tries to host the show herself, regaling the chat with tales of how she murdered a deer and let it go to waste and how she is so hungry she can’t stop rubbing her tit. This woman is the single worst decision Aaron Imholte ever made in his life, and he hers. A more disasterous couple there has not beedn, and the road is only getting bumpier as time goes on. Mooby doesn’t know the difference between tires and wheels, and teaches everyone how cars work, proving he may be the dumbest man behind a microphone. Let’s examine April and find out if the hate she receives is worth it, or if it’s just a bunch of horned up incels who wish they could have the way with her bony body.