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April 15, 2024: LESS HOLE, SAME GOAL! April Imholte Anderson NEEDS A JOB With NO DRUG TEST!

The dream comes crashing down just as fast as it began. In an unceremonious and barely-watched Members Only stream on Sunday night, Aaron admits that April will not be returning to the Steel Toe Morning Show, and she may be interested in rejoining the job force, if she can keep her alleged meth habit in check long enough to fill out an application and sniff her way through an interview. What will April do now that her legendary broadcast career has come to an end? Why is Moody rolling with it like this is the plan all along? Is Aaron Imholte actually undergoing some sort of self-reflection that will result in him being less of a narcissist? Will that change be enough to hold on to his failing marriage and April Anderson’s ruined radio career.

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April 11, 2024: FARM GIRL FAIL! Filthy Factory F*cktoy GIVES UP! Will It Be MOOBY or MAMA?

It seems like the STEEL TOE MORNING SHOW gravy train of LOLs will not cease! Aaron Imholte kicks off his day with another “two scoops” of cope. It must be getting tough to roll out of bed with bruised ribs and a bruised ego, and let’s not even talk about the sore o-ring. Let’s watch as Mooby already tries to force April Imholte aka April Anderson aka Mama’s Little Woods Angel back on to the show to open a package. Wielding a sippy cup around for no reason, and clinging to it like a blanket, let’s watch as Aaron Imholte tries to decide whether today is a good day or a bad day for the ol’ Steel Toe.

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April 10, 2024: Is APRIL QUITTING For Good? The PREP Begins! Mooby Copes With BEING ALONE!

It’s Wednesday and Patrick isn’t supposed to be here, but today’s Steel Toe Morning Show is simply too good to ignore. Aaron seems to be coming to terms with something the keen-eyed fans have speculated for awhile – April may never come back to the show. He seems to be laying the groundwork for a big pivot in the show, dreaming about big changes, studio redesigns and new cohosts to bring in a fresh energy. In Mooby’s mind, it’s only a matter of time before April Imholte aka April Anderson moves back to mama’s permanently and leaves Aaron holding his limp broadcast stick all alone in the basement.

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April 9, 2024: The NOBODY LIKES ONIONS Program!

Patrick is feeling loose and has some emails he wants to get knocked out of the way on the show. The Brandon Network is back and more confusing thank ever. Patrick reads and email that he cannot make any sense out of, but it seems to be very important to Brandon and his network. Joey C wants to hammer out some Hackamania details and make sure that he isn’t being setup. Patrick comforts the Florida man and all seems to be set for a fun event. April won’t be on shows all week over at the Steel Toe compound, but we get to here Aaron Imholte dream and pontificate about all of his upcoming opportunities for the Steel Toe Morning Show program, both online and on terrestrial radio. We dive in to the recent happenings and try to make both sense and predictions out of the insane cope coming from our favorite Minnestota hicks.

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MLC CRASH! Can We TALK ABOUT THE LIP?

We are breaking down MLC, as if it ain’t broken down already. And I don’t even have the time to wait for this clusterfest to finish. This can’t get more cringe and I’m here to get so very elevated while watching, and then if there’s time we have STAR80!

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April 8, 2024: STEEL TOE’S Lonely Weekend! April Anderson RUNS HOME To Clear Her Mind & Slizz!

It’s Monday, and the Dabbleverse at least seems to be calming down over the last weekend. evin is very bugged by Ray’s rejection of his demands and cannot seem to get over being hurt by one of his best baby boys. Steel Toe Morning Show is in a tailspin after what seems like a weekend of separation of Aaron and April Imholte. Will she save what’s left of her salvageable years and get out of this toxic relationship and lifestyle, or bury her head in the sand and tap out, refusing to fight back against a man who is clearly using her up as fast as he can? Only time will tell! This morning we wonder what life must be like on April Anderson’s farm with her mama and papa scrimp. Does she want to run back to her simple life in the woods?

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April 5, 2024: April Imholte Is SCARED Of Her Job! Aaron Is ALL ALONE! Steel Toe Is DRIFTING!

It’s been an odd week, but it’s hard to focus on much more than the goings-on of Steel Toe and the disaster that is April Imholte aka April Anderson coming to the realization that she is trapped in a life that isn’t what it seemed just a few years ago. Rapidly approaching 30, stuck taking care of children that are not hers, performing tasks for a job she doesn’t comprehend, and not being allowed to seek a more fulfilling purpose outside the home that could bring stability to their financial life. The wedding rings are off. The tears are flowing. April is collecting a salary from her parent’s home while Aaron tries to keep in all together for the loyal few who still don’t see the train wreck is coming for these midwestern mopes!

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March 29, 2024: Steel Toe BACKPEDALS Their Own Failure! We CAN’T STOP These Minnesota LOLCOWS!

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today?

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March 19, 2024: TUBBY TUESDAY! Catching Up With ALL The Fats! Steel Toe EXCUSE SHOW Coverage!

Forget about Kevin Brennan and his wobbly green screen and face-melting bad breath for a day. The Steel Toe Morning Show is becoming a parody of itself – each day beginning with addressing haters, rumors, detractors, and trolls about anything and everything they’ve heard. Of course, Aaron still has to mention Patrick and go on a road-trip of success in his own head to self-soothe. Today we’ve got updates from our favorite fats, including Mersh, Corey Adam, Donkeylips, and of course some of the most rotund ladies on the internet. Whether you’re looking for a tasty treat, or you need some advice on how to live a life that’s larger than most, we have you covered on today’s Nobody Likes Onions.

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March 8, 2024: STEEL TOE Catch-Up Show! MOOBY Makes An Ooopsie! Patrick Can’t Internet!

Patrick is back after a harrowing day of unreliable and unpredictable internet service. He has spend a considerable amount of money for a 5G cellular backup system to remedy this issue in the future. Aaron and April Imholte are on there third weed of being sick, and it must be some fever, because the Moobs has convinced himself that his numbers are higher than ever. Watch as the Scrimp brings her man some soda, the two argue about energy drinks, and they wreck their precious Rodecaster, whcih is the very cornerstone of their super professional broadcast. Bob Levy has made some moves, set some traps, and is now threatening action if Brennan doesn’t pay him money. What’s going on? Does anyone know? What is Bob going to do? Is Kevin going to lose his channel?

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February 23, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE Has RUINED Steel Toe! Aaron is DUMBER Than Anyone Ever Knew!

April Imholte has systematically become broken down as a cohost and a woman on the Steel Toe Morning Show, first by the listeners and now her own husband. Watch as April tries to host the show herself, regaling the chat with tales of how she murdered a deer and let it go to waste and how she is so hungry she can’t stop rubbing her tit. This woman is the single worst decision Aaron Imholte ever made in his life, and he hers. A more disasterous couple there has not beedn, and the road is only getting bumpier as time goes on. Mooby doesn’t know the difference between tires and wheels, and teaches everyone how cars work, proving he may be the dumbest man behind a microphone. Let’s examine April and find out if the hate she receives is worth it, or if it’s just a bunch of horned up incels who wish they could have the way with her bony body.

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February 5, 2024: CHAD ZUMOCK’s Early Years! STEEL TOE Struggle Show!

Another weekend has come and gone, with Chad Zumock sitting alone in his dark apartment, drinking himself to the point of being paralyzingly afraid of hitting the GO LIVE button on his little Playskool laptop. How many shows will the Mudshark do this week before the big Atlantic City meetup? How will Chad’s big standup show – the one he’s throwing to ‘give back’ and surprise people by ‘doing something’ in this stupid podcast world. We listen to Chad’s own words describing how he thinks it will play out. We also take a look at Chad’s origin story to find out exactly where this preppy peanut got too puffed up for his own good. PLUS Steel Toe Morning Show is back with Aaron Imholte and his lil buddy Johnny, and they’re reading chats and cranking out no content better than anyone in Minnesota.

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NLO 1014: Shoeber

Shooby makes his return to the show in non-braces glory. Patrick and the Shoobs just returned from the new Jason Bateman movie where he beats a bunch of kids in a spelling bee and is