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December 28, 2023: Chad Zumock’s DESPERATE Show! Geno & Kiki CAVE! Kevin Is SCARED? WHOA!

December 28, 2023

The new year has the miseryverse in a spiral, and everyone seems to have forgotten their characters and lines! But too much snow and indoor light can make anyone nutty enough to forget their place. Kevin Brennan is completely off his rocker and cannot be helped. Chad Zumock has so much to prove to nobodies of people that he has booked one of his “cucks” to do his sad Atlantic City spitefest. How many tickets will sell to this garbage fire in the armpit of AC? Bob Levy has Kevin Brennan scared. Geno Bisconte and his girl are down to make a cool $200. Ray Devito stands his ground and rejects Chad’s show offers, but does anyone’s word mean anything anymore? Spoiler alert! NO! …

December 15, 2023 PART 2: Let’s Get It Poppin Fresh! The After-MLC Breakdown!

December 15, 2023

Many hours have passed and the landscape has changed. Chad Zumock and Kate Meaney have been emboldened by the recent backlash of Kevin Brennan on Patrick. After gushing for weeks and calling him the sheriff of the dabbleverse, the worm has turned and Patrick is seemingly on the outs with the pink hot dog man. But Kevin doesn’t need Patrick. He has Ray, and Kate Meaney, and let’s not forget his number one son, Chad Zumock. Kevin says Patrick shouldn’t come to Atlantic City, but how could the Big Onion miss this party? It’s on in Atlantic City baby! Let’s wrap up the week and try to smooth things over on this second installment of the Friday Onion program. Kick back and relax with Melton and the kids! There’s no reason to be upset. This has all been a big misunderstanding! …

December 15, 2023 PART 1: KEVIN BRENNAN is MEAN! I’ll RUIN Your Life OLD MAN! Jkjk PO Box Friday!

December 15, 2023

It’s’ Friday, and while there may be a peace settling over the Joey C and Melton feud, Kevin Brennan seems wound up about something else. Patrick woke up to a text calling him a pathetic piece of poo, but your guess is as good as anyone’s as to what it’s about. It seems like Kevin likes to be the guy investigating and asking questions, but he cannot handle the heat when it’s thrown back on him. How much of this show will be about Kevin Brennan? It’s hard to say. Friday’s are loose around here. just like every other day of the week. We’ve got a PO Box update and maybe some more from your favorites. Who knows what Friday has to offer? Don’t miss it! …

December 9, 2023: MERSH Ain’t Fat! Kate Meaney Embarrasses Herself More! Saturday Vibes!

December 9, 2023

The rich come out on a Saturday to pick squares and embrace possibilities. The Imholte’s are in Las Vegas and the rumors are trickling in. Patrick has a challenge to issue to Aaron and April, but they’re too busy running around Las Vegas like rubes, dazzled by all the lights and free drinks. Kate Meaney has another video where she’s singing to all of us with he childish angelic voice. Watch as she stands on a table in her rich mom’s home and sings in to a gold club. Patrick’s in the mood for Mersh, and we watch some of this donkey’s latest clips. Mersh is going on a trip and wants everyone to know about his catsitter and the new automatic feeder he splurged on for his cat family. Mersh is also sick of people saying he can’t get laid, and he also doesn’t like Patrick calling him fat, no matter how much it’s the truth. …

December 7, 2023: Kate Meaney Should RUN! Kevin Brennan MELTS DOWN In Hypocrisy!

December 7, 2023

Kate Meaney spent most of the night huddled over a keyboard leaving comments on yesterday’s NLO show, and she has now blocked Patrick after many accusations. It’s sad when a young comedian has no idea how the internet works, but apparently Kate is in the DANGER ZONE! Kevin Brennan is obsessed with Shuli and his viewers, but thinks Patrick is obsessed with his viewers. He bites the troll bait HARD! What a nut! Ray Devito seems to be more confused than ever. It’ a tumultuous time and I ask that you bear with us during this personal ordeal. …

December 6, 2023: Someone Help Kate Meaney! Kevin Brennan is LOOSE!

December 6, 2023

It’s another week of MLC drama, and Kevin is at the peak of his obsession with Shuli and Bob and their viewers. What is the prize that whoever wins this corner of the internet gets? Is there a plaque or some sort of certificate? What is Kate Meaney trying to protect, anyway? Did Geno have anything to do with a privacy complaint on one of Patrick’s videos? Do we ever need another show with this sorcerer psychiatrist again? I’ve got some yelling to do! …

November 30, 2023: Chad Zumock DOUBLES DOWN On DUMB!

November 30, 2023

Chad Zumock is desperate for attention. He’s an unloved alcoholic with no income, no prospects for a career, and no friends or relationships to lean on as a support system. After being arrested over and over for victimizing veterans and the elderly, stealing identities and credit cards, stealing from stores, driving drunk in to trees, losing jobs at radio stations, and lying about career credits and highlights, what’s a loser from Cleveland in subsidized housing to do? Chad’s latest Thanksgiving grift is afoot! Watch as we dive in to Chad’s lies and Chad’s cope on the latest EMERGENCY EDITION of Nobody Likes Onions. Who is dumber? Chad Zumock or the person he thinks you are? The startling criminal history and the journey of cascading mistakes by a dummy at the end of his rope are in this crucial episode! …

November 28, 2023: Happy Holidays? MAYBE NOT! Back to BASIC!

November 28, 2023

It’s Tuesday morning, and the plebs are frothing in the aisles for a new NLO. What will Patrick be mad about this morning? Will there be a classic rant against one of the fans for some minuscule reason? You can almost guarantee! We check in with some of our favorite nuts to see how they’re gearing up for the holidays. Is the loneliness enough to break some of our favorites, or will the holiday spirit prevail and allow happiness to shine forth? There’s no telling, but we are definitely here to watch it all. Mchael Ray Bower is at his lowest and his blurriest on the latest stream about his health and future plans. Steel Toe is terrified of medical news and has a cool new blackface story to tell you. Chad still has no idea what he is doing and his snipe streams are becoming less and less impressive. If you’re looking for a killer banana pudding recipe and need something to do with your gross boiled eggs. we have a woman with a few tricks up her sleeveless shirt. …

BONUS: Phil Elmore’s a BIG Fan! KEVIN BRENNAN Berates Shuli & Bobby! Joey C Goes TOO FAR!

November 17, 2023

Can you believe Kevin Brennan spends his Friday nights with a tallboy of red wine and a grin across his face as his listens to Melton in the Evenings? Tonight Patrick attempts to do a Kevin Brennan style program where he just rants and talks ish about people and plays no clips. Jk jk there will definitely be clips. Just because Kevin’s computer can’t handle video playback doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t have a little fun watching the mistakes and blunders of others! Phil Elmore calls in to talk about his brother and his taboo tendencies. It gets weird! Kevin Brennan calls in to complain about The Shuli Network. Replayables is still doing great. Chad Zumock can spin anything in to a win, despite overwhelming evidence and thousdands of eyeball witnesses. …

DEVITO vs. ZUMOCK: Two Cleveland Nobodies Battle For Irrelevance

November 7, 2023

It’s time for one of the most idiotic battles in comedy! Who is funnier? Will it be career felon, failed radio disc jockey and all-around woman repellant Chad Zumock, or the sunsetting simpleton with troubled toes, Ray DeVito? You don’t care? Join the club! Chad set this up as an excuse to keep appearing on MLC and vanquish his most obvious competition for daddy Kevin’s love, while also padding out his calendar between one nighters all over the Florida swampland. One thing is for sure – this will be an unorganized competition of tools, with no clear winners other than the MLC podcast and it’s listeners who will ultimately revel in the sad display of machismo by two inept men who don’t realize the fight left them a long time ago. …

Members Only Show – October 20, 2023

October 20, 2023

I am not above this, I am far below. Welcome to a Friday night, welcome to a show. My name is Fatty Patty, and I am the king of trolls. I’m coming for your SJ, and only for the LOLz. I am far above this, I take back what I said. We will play with John a little bit, but then we’ll leave him dead. HIT THE LIKE BUTTON YOU FAT FREAK! …

Diagnosing A Dipshit: An MLC Stream Sniping Event!

October 19, 2023

Come join Patrick in a free and safe environment to share your opinions without ridicule! Watch as Chad Zumock does the bare minimum to earn his fee, dodging and twisting, bobbing and lying, deflecting and obscuring facts the entire time. Will Kevin hold the Florida Fatty’s feet to the fire? Will the Z-Man finally be recognized as the broken and damaged loser that he is? Let’s all point and laugh at this tumbling has-been together! …

MLCuck: October 17, 2023

October 17, 2023

Kevin Brennan has gone too far this time! Wait until you hear all about it! Just kidding! Clickbait alert! Just a bunch of dudes afraid to touch tips until the sun goes down. Check back later for hot man action! …

September 29, 2023 – Kevin Brennan HATES Truth, Ray Spins Facts, Mandatory Employee Training

October 2, 2023

It’s Friday in Las Vegas, and the end of September is nigh. So much has happened this week, both good and bad, and Patrick thinks everyone could use a super-sized palate cleanser to start the weekend. Patrick addresses some of Kevin Brennan’s insane concerns. Ray Devito is pulling videos down to prevent being caught in lies and avoid upsetting any future possible princesses. Joey C makes a lot of threats for a guy who can’t go up a flight of stairs without huffing for twenty minutes. Patrick has discovered one of the most insane videos on the internet and would like you to join him for a very rigorous employee training session from our friends at Waffle House. …

BONUS! Liar Liar Shows On FIRE!

September 26, 2023

What a day, what a way! Let’s have a drink and discuss opportunities for growth and improvement. We all need to take a deep breath and figure out what’s real, what’s spin, who’s out and who’s in. Is Rob Saul full of complete poo? Is Chris Ables obfuscating the truth to protect his ego? How much of what’s going on is being cosigned by Shuli, his producers, or others on the network? With all the rumors and misinformation swirling, we could all benefit from laying it all out in the open and just seeing what’s what! …

September 26, 2023 – Rob Saul Fires Allegations, Chris ENABLES, Shuli LIES About Patrick Live!

September 26, 2023

There’s some static in the air, and Patrick wants to be the dryer sheet that relieves you of all that tension. Comedian and dog-semen-extractor Rob Saul has gone public with some gossip, appearing on Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan on Monday afternoon. According to Rob, the Shuli Network, Bob Levi, and Chris Ables are all purchasing views for their videos, and claims to have receipts. Who is lying and why? Who is Steven Springer? What is “marketing?” Kevin Brennan is still being retarded, and it has to be a work. Aaron Imholte let his seat be filled by Keanu on Monday night. What lows will Aaron and April stoop to next on the Steel Toe Desperation Show? This show gets derailed by the accusations against the Shuli network, and intensifies when Shuli begins lying about Patrick live on The BS Show for some reason. …

September 25, 2023 – OLD MAN Brennan Needs Clues! Congrats Geno & Kiki! Chad Zumock Is a ZILCH!

September 25, 2023

What a weekend, and what a life! Congratulations to Geno and his lady for getting engaged, although this means Geno is no longer single, and therefore not available for Aaron and April to have a threesome with. Patrick has been beaming all weekend after Butch Bradley’s embarrassing Friday performance on Kevin Brennan’s podcast. Will Misery Loves Company be the final podcast where Butch talks about this, or will he run his mouth again. Does Patrick have a prayer at a defamation case, or is Kevin Brennan right when he says “you can’t just sue people.” We shall find out. Steel Toe has some new cringe to examine. Chad Zumock cannot stop lying, unless he’s reading. When he’s reading he stops his breathing. Let’s have ourselves a merry little Monday, shall we? …

September 7, 2023 – When Clippers Go CRINGE! Ray Brings The Women!

September 7, 2023

Rumors are swirling that Drunk on Cringe is a GONER! All of his social media, his YouTube channel and his website have vanished. There’s even an announcement of his DEMISE from his poor, fat German mama! Patrick issues his statement and addresses the allegations. Kevin Brennan has gone missing, YouTube issues an apology to Shuli, and Joey C is biting off more legal problems than his trailer trash family can afford. Ray DeVito is going live, and we’re gonna be sniping him just because! It’s wacky timeslot week here at NLO, so deal with it and roll with the changes. You can’t dodge an onion, ya big spalootch! It’s a Thursday and we are most certainly doing it. …