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NLO LIVE: KC Armstrong is a Real Boy, Bower is Crushing It (July 7, 2023)

July 9, 2023

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today? …

NLO LIVE: Ray Can’t Cook, Chad Can’t Win (July 6, 2023)

July 6, 2023

It’s Thursday, and boy, does it ever feel like it! Let’s keep on pushing to get through this week and just soak up some away-time from the Internet this weekend, ok? Patrick has wired up his cough button, but there’s a hum that’s driving him crazy. Will it cause him to storm out of the room and go back to bed? Find out why an email right before the show has Patrick questioning humanity. And what does Flimsy Greenberg say that hurts Patrick to his core? Find out all of these answers and more on this show. Also, Patrick may or may not be a victim of a Cash app scam by a pastor in Maryland. Ray DeVito may be the most challenged adult in the world, and his recent steak experience shows all his flaws. Chad Zumock makes another bad call and goes on to MLC for one of the most pointless screaming matches to grace a podcast in this dumb war yet. …

NLO LIVE: Sad World is Sad – Breaking Down the Dabbleverse (July 3, 2023)

July 6, 2023

Tis the eve of the anniversary of the birth of our nation. And we here at Onioncorp are thankful for free speech, fine foods, and good old fashioned name calling. Patrick is becoming ever disturbed by the ongoing activities in the so-called Dabbleverse, and the cauldron could either be coming to a boil or the flame could be about to die completely. Join Patrick this morning to recap the latest from Kevin Brennan, Bob Levy, Shuli, and KC Armstrong. And find out what this all has to do with some idiot name Stuttering John Melendez. This ship is suffering fom an airlock failure and we are going to need everyone to head to the escape pods – stat! …

NLO LIVE: Stevie Lew’s Life on Trial, Chad’s Hat Contest & More! (June 30, 2023)

July 1, 2023

It’s your chance to air out all the Stevie Lew dirt you have. Patrick has been warned for months about the nefarious back-handed dealings of Stevie Lew and his henchmen. But is the danger real? Is this guy a serious threat to others and possibly himself? You convince us all if you have dirt! We are having a Friday art contest and the assignment is Chad’s next hat and/or costume. What’s your prediction for the mud worm’s next attempt at a personality? Wait until you meet Joey C and dive in to his “content.” Yikes! We got one! …

NLO LIVE: Mooby LOVES Rumble’s Numbers! Bower is HORNY! (June 29, 2023)

July 1, 2023

It’s Thursday and Patrick would like to put all this crazy nonsense behind us. But can everyone else? Patrick has a rough morning screaming at the chat and allowing himself to be distracted by a bunch of narcissistic psychos. Stuttering John seems to be way behind on internet. Kevin Brennan is mad at Patrick for being friendly with Shuli. Michael Ray Bower is more horny than a guy who like banging and considers himself a sex guy. Steel Toe is not thriving on Rumble no matter what the Mooby man says. Is Stevie Lew controlling the narrative while actually being one of the biggest psychos around? Is he a complete fraud? Send in your LEW dirt for our show tomorrow where Patrick tries to reset the narrative an be less cantankerous overall. …

NLO LIVE: Steel Toe Strike, KB & SJ Versus Shuli, Ray Gets Puffy (June 28, 2023)

July 1, 2023

Patrick is back from the beach and ready to catch up with the latest nonsense in the podcasting universe. Ray DeVito thinks he’s a tough guy and stuff. Kevin Brennan is gloating after being the fisherman that was able to wrangle in the whale that is Stuttering John for the MLC podcast. The Shuli Network had a record day live streaming, with the perfect storm of both NLO and Steel Toe being off YouTube due to unrelated reasons. Patrick has been suffering intermittent Internet issues, and Steel Toe Morning Show seems like it’s starting to catch the eye of the YouTube content moderation team for its constant racism and transphobic remarks. Chad is exposed further as a charlatan broadcaster with no following of note, and Patrick thinks he’s caught another big lie by the crudshark! …

NLO (NOT) LIVE: Bowers Micro Peen, Erik Nagel Stinks, April’s Saucy Breast (June 23, 2023)

June 26, 2023

Happy Friday! Patrick is on vacation at the beach, but he slaved away for you yesterday pre-recording a whole show so that you chat monkeys would get your fix! Patrick has some quick thoughts about Chad and why he needs to knock it off with the constant cope-lies regarding his numbers. What is is! A listener writes in to tell Patrick that all his problems stem from pork! Micheal Ray Bower is changing up his whole auction process and he walks you through how it might probably maybe work one day. There’s an unearthed video where Bower admits to having a micro-penis and proclaiming he doesn’t care about the consequences. April Imholte has opened her social media accounts with confidence an is showing off what’s left of her family whole also displaying more cleavage in preparation for more simpcasting! …

NLO LIVE: Aaron Imholte Can’t Bang, P.O Box Surprises, Discord Drama! (June 22, 2023)

June 26, 2023

Happy Thursday, you very special children! Patrick is gunned up for today’s show, because he was eating peanut butter for breakfast. We take a trip to the ol’ P.O. Box to see what listeners have sent in. One listener insults Patrick with a package of skin care products, and another seems brimming with treats that will need to be individually unpacked live. KC Armstrong seems to be ignoring Patrick’s attempts at burying the hatchet. We try to find out about the latest discord drama involving Dirty Dalish and our own Ian Hawk, but are sidetracked by an emergency watch session of Steel Toe Morning Show. The midwestern grift clowns are having an on-air fight and are breaking down over their own sex confidence. Mooby keeps trying to shut April up to make up for his own shortcomings in the bedroom. Grab your socks and swim for it, sailors! …

NLO LIVE: Bower Auction Breakdown, Mooby Snaps & More! (June 21, 2023)

June 26, 2023

It’s a CLASSIC SUMMER Wednesday and Patrick is here to help you over the hump! And you’ve picked an excellent show to not miss, because this one has some twists and turns you can’t even begin to believe. Ray DeVito has let the Bud Light eat in to his brain if he thinks he knows his labia from his laptop. Michael Ray Bower gives a very long and sad auction update. Patrick gets a job interview at Facebook. Little Lemmi is letting her Steel Toe mod power trip flare up again as Aaron cannot seem to reach 10k subscribers to save his life. …

NLO LIVE: Mooby’s Info Moat, The Blondecast (June 20, 2023)

June 26, 2023

It’s Tuesday and Patrick has had another horrific night of sleep, but he’s such a show soldier that he’s here for you anyway. We have some big things coming up this week and you’re probably going to want to listen. Las Vegas comedian Casper ThaGhost has a new podcast and he’s been very sneaky about it. Butch Bradley has a friend with a dream. Patrick owes Suli an apology, but he also manages to work in some digs at the same time. Aaron Imholte gets caught up in a big flex while coping with his inability to hit 10K subscribers. …

NLO LIVE: Parasocial Fans, Chad is Plastered Again, ATP Art Assignment (June 16, 2023)

June 18, 2023

It’s Friday and you should stand up and try to reach some part of your back to pat it for making it through this one. Patrick briefly recaps the latest from everybody’s favorite sauced soothsayer, Chad Zumock. Ski Mark and Lil Mir get in to a fight which prompts Patrick to see a bigger trend. Ask yourself to imagine other rooms and areas in David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits Bahamian homestead and commit them to an everlasting piece of art. And finally, you won’t believe the tweets Patrick seen… …

NLO LIVE: Bending Steel Toe, Blue Chew Man Goo (June 15, 2023)

June 18, 2023

Patrick wishes he could move on from stupid Aaron Imholte and his insane Steel Toe Morning Show, but he won’t be satisfied until it’s undeniable that Patrick is the king of morning drive! The delusion is so strong with this couple that it’s bound to boil soon. We watch several clips of Mooby and the Scrimp in full-on denial about his freestyling skills, his continued harassment of Chad Zumock, and the constant gaslighting the couple inflict on their fanbase. We watch an awkward exchange where Aaron once again sexualizes his partner, and calls her a cock whore to save himself from embarrassment of having a low libido. The internet drops out and Patrick has to soldier on and finish the show without the beloved chatters. …

NLO LIVE: Bower Fire Sale, A Fresh Summer Set, Chad Chugs Around Town (June 14, 2023)

June 14, 2023

Summer is here! I mean here in Las Vegas. Summer Sinclair, the famous actress and comedian. She has a fresh set you need to see. Chad Zumock is chugging around Tampa with a selfie stick and ring light, completely oblivious. He reveals yet another merch mogul has turned their back on him, as well as other lies he totally cucked everyone with. We have some good old-fashioned fun watching a rap battle. Michel Ray Bower is selling off some of his clutter from his toilet. Addicted to Profits may actually be really bad guy. Don’t miss today’s show! …

NLO LIVE: Addicted to Steel Toe, Is KC Alright? (June 13, 2023)

June 14, 2023

It’s FRIDAY and Patrick’s new album WE HAVE FUN is available! Help get it to number ne in the iTunes Charts by buying a copy today! Patrick has been to court, hence the unannounced absence yesterday. Patrick will be spilling the beans on exactly who his courtroom nemesis is and what went down during this insane exchange. Chad Zumock has seemingly allowed the alcohol in his brain to take the driver’s seat all the way to his hell gig in the middle of Georgia. Patrick gives his stale take on the Wednesday incident. You won’t want to miss this historical episode of the Nobody Likes Onions program. …

NLO LIVE: Album Release, Court Report (June 9, 2023)

June 10, 2023

It’s FRIDAY and Patrick’s new album WE HAVE FUN is available! Help get it to number ne in the iTunes Charts by buying a copy today! Patrick has been to court, hence the unannounced absence yesterday. Patrick will be spilling the beans on exactly who his courtroom nemesis is and what went down during this insane exchange. Chad Zumock has seemingly allowed the alcohol in his brain to take the driver’s seat all the way to his hell gig in the middle of Georgia. Patrick gives his stale take on the Wednesday incident. You won’t want to miss this historical episode of the Nobody Likes Onions program. …

NLO LIVE: Chad Zumock is a Lying Creep! (June 7, 2023)

June 9, 2023

Happy hump day. friends! Chad Zumock is running like a bitch after rallying his fans to choose him or the haters on Monday. We are going to go over Chad’s insane lies and mumble-filled self-soothing and find out what’s really going on. Chad has new merch and wants to sell you a shirt! Chad blames Patrick for his studio not being complete as well as people fleeing his Patreon. As Patrick predicted, no one is coming to help Chad, and he knows it. Misery Loves Company has some superchatters that think they can control Kevin and send Patrick out to pasture as an MLC guest, and Patrick is here to tell you that nobody gives a fuck. …

NLO LIVE: Redbar Ain’t Comin’, Addicted to Pouting (June 6, 2023)

June 9, 2023

Patrick is fresh off another flawless performance over at Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy. Patrick wins the battle of the superchats with his nemesis Addicted to Profits aka David Skarica. Steel Toe Morning Show’s Aaron Imholte is gleefully back in the piling on to Chad business. Chad Zumock disgusts some fans by trying to make Melton look beta, but what does that even mean? Plus – will daddy Redbar swoop in to save Chad? Not a fucking chance. Patrick tells you why on this episode. …

MELTON in the MORNING! (June 1, 2023)

June 1, 2023

It’s Thursday, and after a full day of not talking, Patrick has a lot to scream about and you people had better listen. Patrick bans James Banks for hitting the same note on the piano over and over for the entire first hour of the show. Beating jokes to death is Patrick’s job. Speaking of that, please pre-order Patrick’s special – link below. He doesn’t want to look like a loser. Ray is not a mean guy but Patrick doesn’t want anything to do with him. Ray can’t stop being anxious during a show. He is overprotective, ignores other people when they talk, and is notoriously opinionated about stuff he doesn’t full comprehend. And he doxxes his friends! Patrick goes through the PO box to find some cool fan creations as well as a lot of things to wipe with. Patrick issues an apology to a chatter who he may have seemed unfair with on Tuesday, and much more!
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