NLO Shows

November 18, 2024: MONDAY FUNDAY! Aaron DREAMS Big! LEGAL MINDSET Exposes Himself As A Fraud!

Patrick has found another instance of LawTubers being useless, and relying clippers to do the work for them, rather than trying to understand a situation and provide an accurate commentary. Let’s watch another professional man make a complete ass out of themselves and their profession in realtime. Aaron Imholte sits squarely in the middle of several legal battles, with possibly more on the way. His ex-wife April is alleging physical abuse, and seems to be indicating she will be coming for her former radio partner in a legal setting. On top of all that, he’s still stressing out about the goal, haters and money. But never fear, there’s another anniversary to celebrate, and these made-up-milestones are a real injection of enthusiasm for Aaron’s fake career.

NLO Shows

November 14, 2024: Keanu The TRAITOR? Aaron Imholte DODGES Abuse Allegations Again!

Keanu reveals secrets about April, Nick and Aaron! Could Geno and Keanu be teaming back up with the Toe after April’s recent insinuations of abuse at the hand of her ex-husband and partner? Is April ok? Is Nick ok? Could everyone involved in this cluster-fork be doomed? And most importantly, will this show survive the fallout of all of the haters who are transferring their ignorant rage on to the host of this fine program for pregnant women and small families.

NLO Shows

November 11, 2024: A Very Merry UNBIRTHDAY To Me…

It’s Patrick’s birthday, but it’s a panic at the Merltoon household. The lawyers have been in and out all day, and Patrick is wondering if he should just roll down to the police station and turn himself in. The Nick Rekieta haters have already tried and convicted him of high crimes. Thankfully this world doesn’t function on the whim of emotionally-reactive logic-bending incels and premium-grade hopium. Let’s watch the breakdown of some of the funniest goons on the internet, and see how Aaron is dealing with the increasingly-numerous embarrassing things apparently being made public.

NLO Shows

REKIETA VS. IMHOLTE! What Is Going On? Let’s UNFOLD What Just Happened!

Nick Rekieta has his haters more frothed than ever, after an appearance on the latest This Little Piggy and dropping what appears to be a screenshot of Aaron Imholte’s browser history. Alleged messages from Aaron seem to confirm that Nick has been accessing Aaron’s Google account from his house since Aaron logged in to do a show from there almost one year ago. What could this mean for Aaron? Will there be repercussions for Nick? And why is April posting nonstop about Nick’s hog? Let’s get in to it!

NLO Shows

November 7, 2024: NEW HOPE or NEW COPE? Aaron Imholte Is TRYING! Mike Calta Is CORNBALL!

The election is over, but that isn’t going to stop Aaron Imholte from taking to his basement studio to pretend to be a political pundit in between sandwiches and squirting Yoplait in his dungarees. There’s a new energy over at Steel Toe Morning Show and it has SlamPig’s fingerprints all over it. What could this new level of partnership mean for the future of the Toe? The Mike Calta Show may be worse than we could have imagined, with the Snorlax himself participating in some very questionable laziness. How long can these radio dinosaurs get away with providing rock-bottom levels of entertainment to clueless commuters trapped in their cars? When will the internet come for these relics?

NLO Shows

ELECTION 2024: Join Patrick In ZOOMING In On ALL The Coverage!

It’s that time again! America is on the precipice of one of the most important battles in our nation that doesn’t matter much at all. They’re gonna get us all in the end! But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a drink and make fun of the meltdowns, no matter which side of the aisle you sit on. Let’s remember that we do it for fun, after all!

NLO Shows

November 4, 2024: Is APRIL Breaking Down OR Breaking Out? Aaron Imholte Is An AMERICAN CORNBALL!

Another weekend and another grin for the Toe! Aaron takes heads to his basement broadcasting base to rally up another 8 goals for the week to keep his charade of a life on track just one month out from his second court date for felony harassment of a young lady by releasing her saucy photos without her permission. We watch our favorite radio pro meander through more ideas for his show while keeping grounded in the failure of today. April Anderson, once Imholte, has been tweeting suspiciously all weekend and it has the internet speculating again. Is this even April? Is Nick screwing with everyone again? What is going on?

NLO Shows

October 31, 2024: We GOTTA Talk CALTA! Chad Zumock UNDERBITE Contest! STEEL TOE Farewell To Mat!

Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has let go of another co-host, and he cannot decide how much to lower the goal by if any. First he announced it would be twenty dollars, then fifty, and by next week he will be back to full goals hoping you forgot all about his brain-dead cohost. It turns out Mat might have a reactive and mentally-ill partner at home, and Aaron confirms it. Halloween is here and we have some HAUNTING impressions of Chad that have come in to the Onion Inbox. Patrick checks in on Tampa radio personality Mike Calta aka Cowhead to see the latest project by another radio dinosaur who has completely fallen asleep at the wheel as the broadcast industry dies around him.

NLO Shows

October 29, 2024: April Anderson’s Clown Court! Aaron Imholte’s Positivity! New Apples, Who Dis?

Patrick has been trying to ge his StreamDeck to work for over an hour, and it’s still not working. So get ready for a lot of yelling and lots of blocking. Seriously, you’re blocked! April Imholte has court today, but a bunch of fans crashed it and upset the judge which could mean no live court hearings over the internet for April in the future. Nick Rekieta might sell Patrick that charcuterie fridge that’s sitting in his bedroom. There’s a new apple around, but Nelly has nothing to do with it. Patrick forgot how to golf and it’s a big embarrassing thing. Aaron is above eating butter but not above eating dog food? How does this man reconcile his life? Aaron has a new girlfriend to lie to him about how he’s winning on the internet and it could be awesome!

NLO Shows

October 28, 2024: All The NEWS That’s Fit To GRINT! Catching Up With BIG SAUCE!

Hello. dear friends! It’s been a minute, and we’ve so much to catch up on! And maybe you can fill Patrick in on what’s been happening, because he’s been off the grid, as the more technically-savvy children say. There’s threats coming at Patrick, it seems like Nick and April have lost their minds on X, and Patrick ruined the biggest, coolest surprise in the Red Bar universe and he’s sorry about it. Donald Trump was on Rogan, and the world is starting to turn on Kamala Harris. Let’s all hug it out. You’ve been missed!

Featured Videos

MEMZ CLUB! Are you a MEMZ?

Times are tough all over! Grab your favorite bottle of scotch and saddle up to the NLO saloon for some high times and high tea! We’re diving into the wild wacky world of recklessness! Who’s in? Call your dad because it’s gonna be a late one! What does that mean?

NLO Shows

October 17, 2024: CHAD ZUMOCK and JOSH DENNY Battle For Relevance! Have You SEEN Ray Lately?

Stuck at home with large calendar gaps, professional part-time comedian Chad Zumock has been thrashing in the mud lately, trying to grab on to any and every target he can, from the Compound Cucks to the Dabble Dweebs, Chad wants your attention and wants it now! He doesn’t have a point. He doesn’t have anything to say. He doesn’t even have any talent to entertain you with. But he is jealous, and he’s going to act like a child to show you how he feels! Ray Devito has escaped Patrick’s attention for quite some time, but he has truly become quite diminished and it’s very sad to watch. If there’s time, Bring your slop pants, pigs!

NLO Shows

October 14, 2024: Aaron Imholte DESPERATION REVEALED! Make The DEFAMATION Stop!

Patrick has some explaining to do. Missed shows and erratic schedules are not very becoming of a small-time podcastman. What gives? There’s a story that might help shed some light on what’s going on, or confuse you more. Who knows what’s going on, anymore. Aaron Imholte is in desperation overdrive as he lays out possible evacuation plans and hands out life vests for the dingy that is the Steel Toe Morning Show. Will Aaron stop defaming Patrick publicly? The damage to his reputation may be immeasurable if Aaron can’t control his emotions and stop willfully lying about Patrick on his show every day!