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GET WRECKED – A Late Night Discord Disaster Event (August 29, 2023)

August 29, 2023

Don't worry about it. Come hang. Let your fears go away. Join us on the NLO discord (link below) in the voice chat for a very public hang. We will be simulcasting on YouTube for the lurkers. Don't be afraid. Daddy doesn't bite. I'm daddy. Know what I mean, baby girl? We watch Stuttering John and KC Armstrong try to navigate the ins and outs of podcasting. Patrick loses internet access mid-broadcast and calls it a night.

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August 28, 2023 – Deceased & Da Cyst, Numbers BREAK People, Troll Tolls, Bower’s Back & More!

August 28, 2023

Steel Toe is a dying channel, a dysfunctional show, and a living exhibition of a relationship decaying before our very eyes. The lies coming out of this show are reaching new bold levels. Patrick has become keenly aware of how number chasing breaks people, and the obsession seems to be ramping up. Patrick receives a very concerning legal document from two of the internet’s dumbest people. We read it and enjoy the stupidity. The piñata has burst, and people are scrambling for scrap. It’s time to stay in your own yard and prepare for a storm. Michael Ray Bower has a killer new video to help combat your depression. Patrick gets a taste of the trolling around his own subscriber threshold. …

BONUS: Steel Toe’s INSANE Gloves Up Cope Fest! (August 27, 2023)

August 27, 2023

This isn't a show! Don't even start with me about it! I've had enough of your attitude, mister! Why don't you have some cheese with that whine! Go stuff your sorries in a sack! Everything zen? Everything zen! I don't think so! We take a walk down the Steel Toe road of delusion, where he gaslights his fans about the boxing challenge, the 10k race, and so much more. We also make our own attempt to cross the 10k line, but it look's like Patrick is destined to be trolled as well! What can you do! Oh, nothing!

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August 25, 2023 – Steel Toe Pump & Dump. Ray vs Gay, P.O. Box Friday & More!

August 25, 2023

Happy Friday! It’s a new day and we’ve got a lot of new crap to talk about! We kickoff the show with an update on how the NLO race to 10K subscribers played out Thursday, and how it’s still ongoing. MLC is getting weirder and weirder. Chad is on his bestest boy behavior. Ray does another show with Aerie Jane and it’s a doozie. Patrick has some new treats in the P.O. Box. Will we finish flipping over the squares today? Only time will tell! Let’s finish off this Wawa Summer strong! …

August 24, 2023 – Steel Toe’s Race to 10K, Summer Scrimpfest, New Podcast Alliances

August 24, 2023

Happy Thursday! Whatever that is running down your leg can wait, you frosty animal! Join Patrick in celebrating everything that’s happened in the podcast world over the past week. Where does Nobody Likes Onions fall in all this controversy? Steel Toe has been having a field day while being left alone during the recent squabbling. Podcasts are clamoring to have Patrick on as a guest, but is this a good time to engage with low-level impersonators? Joey C couldn’t hold it together for two weeks. Has Chad had his nuts clipped? Patrick is back for Atlantic City and has so many thoughts. You care, right? …

NLO LIVE: Steel Toe’s CRINGE Show, Angie Krum is DREAMING Again! (August 14, 2023)

August 14, 2023

It’s Monday! Patrick hears some info about the Steel Toe Morning Show and their ninth anniversery party. Let’s see how Aaron tells the story in comparison to the reports Patrick received about the event. Las Vegas comedians are running amuck since Patrick has been distracted by comedians in other parts of the country. Today we refocus on a couple of these nuts to try to bring some balance to our lives! Clench your bubble guts and join the fun! …

Members Only Show – August 11, 2023

August 11, 2023

Come join Patrick and a cast of puppet characters as they act out the entire Wizard of Oz! You're going to love the way Dorothy sings the hits! Seriously grab a Starburst and sit grandma by the air conditioner because ish is about to get fire af tonight boi! No seriously though, who knows what could happen. Patrick has so much dirt he could build some sort of dirt business or something!

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NLO LIVE: Take it EZ! All About The R’s! (August 10. 2023)

August 10, 2023

Patrick is fresh off his 27 hour marathon experience, and his voice has yet to fully recover. So let’s take it easy and everyone make an extra effort to get along and keep things smooth. Let’s make this a day all about R and R and R and R…so many R’s. KC Armstrong is getting so good at his keyboard, we may have to put on a recital soon. Chad Zumock is desperate to get back in to the limelight. Ray DeVito may have actually learned something from Patrick. Will Kevin ever invite Patrick on MLC again after Patrick’s appearance on Who Are These Podcasts? Let’s talk about it! …

NLO LIVE: Patrick is Broken, KC is Broken, Steel Toe Nears Death (July 24, 2023)

July 24, 2023

He crashed and burned Friday night, and Patrick is here to tell the full tale of how to turn a disaster in to an opportunity! Come on in and hear a heroic tale of a program being rebuilt from scratch. Better. Stronger. Probably the same speed. Is Patrick quitting the MLC podcast today? The rumors are swirling like mad! Steel Toe is losing listeners faster than he is losing money, and it’s hard to tell which is having a larger effect. Patrick briefly addresses the dabble verse. KC Armstrong has been acting strange for weeks, but these recent shows are concerning. Plus we make up for Friday’s art contest that never was and announce this weeks contest! …

NLO LIVE: Tape Torching! PO Box Carnage, Summer Songs (July 14, 2023)

July 16, 2023

Happy Friday! We’ve got some songs of the Summer to serenade your cerebellum! Could there be a new contender for the NLO convenience store banger of the year? Join the pillaging of the PO Box and find the biggest haul yet. And finally, an unboxing of epic proportions that only happens once in a generation! Micheal Ray Bower’s auctioned video tape of the film The Willies has made its way to Patrick’s posession, and as promised, today is a reckoning. Join us around the Donkeylips-fueled flame as we burn a boy’s dreams just for the allure of the lols! …

NLO LIVE: Reel Ray In, Keep Kevin Calm, Learn to Cook (July 13, 2023)

July 16, 2023

The same issues seem to keep presenting themselves in this world, and no one seems to listen. Everyone claims to have lines drawn and allegiances, but they get more and more blurry everyday. Kevin Brennan doesn’t even know who he’s mad at anymore. Ray can’t seem to grasp that he’s retarded. Patrick received his Rustic Cuts and has some thoughts. Michael Ray Bower helps us gain a more sophisticated palette. The hit single That EEEEE Sound kicks off the last day to send in entries for a song contest that may or may not happen. …

NLO LIVE: Tuesday, July 11, 2023

July 16, 2023

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NLO LIVE: Loss of Loyalties, A New Summer Song (July 10, 2023)

July 16, 2023

Happy Monday! Patrick is back to catch up on the weekend drama from a healthy distance. Summer Sinclair is standing up to bullies, and standing up on stages all over town. She’s allegedly been very confused by another local comedian who’s trolling her with a new summer banger featuring clips of Summer. All this and the latest garbage fires from Steel Toe Morning show, including an update on the billboard project which is now looking very not possible. Grab a hoagie and come hang. …

NLO LIVE: KC Armstrong is a Real Boy, Bower is Crushing It (July 7, 2023)

July 9, 2023

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today? …

NLO LIVE: Ray Can’t Cook, Chad Can’t Win (July 6, 2023)

July 6, 2023

It’s Thursday, and boy, does it ever feel like it! Let’s keep on pushing to get through this week and just soak up some away-time from the Internet this weekend, ok? Patrick has wired up his cough button, but there’s a hum that’s driving him crazy. Will it cause him to storm out of the room and go back to bed? Find out why an email right before the show has Patrick questioning humanity. And what does Flimsy Greenberg say that hurts Patrick to his core? Find out all of these answers and more on this show. Also, Patrick may or may not be a victim of a Cash app scam by a pastor in Maryland. Ray DeVito may be the most challenged adult in the world, and his recent steak experience shows all his flaws. Chad Zumock makes another bad call and goes on to MLC for one of the most pointless screaming matches to grace a podcast in this dumb war yet. …

NLO LIVE: Sad World is Sad – Breaking Down the Dabbleverse (July 3, 2023)

July 6, 2023

Tis the eve of the anniversary of the birth of our nation. And we here at Onioncorp are thankful for free speech, fine foods, and good old fashioned name calling. Patrick is becoming ever disturbed by the ongoing activities in the so-called Dabbleverse, and the cauldron could either be coming to a boil or the flame could be about to die completely. Join Patrick this morning to recap the latest from Kevin Brennan, Bob Levy, Shuli, and KC Armstrong. And find out what this all has to do with some idiot name Stuttering John Melendez. This ship is suffering fom an airlock failure and we are going to need everyone to head to the escape pods – stat! …

NLO LIVE: Stevie Lew’s Life on Trial, Chad’s Hat Contest & More! (June 30, 2023)

July 1, 2023

It’s your chance to air out all the Stevie Lew dirt you have. Patrick has been warned for months about the nefarious back-handed dealings of Stevie Lew and his henchmen. But is the danger real? Is this guy a serious threat to others and possibly himself? You convince us all if you have dirt! We are having a Friday art contest and the assignment is Chad’s next hat and/or costume. What’s your prediction for the mud worm’s next attempt at a personality? Wait until you meet Joey C and dive in to his “content.” Yikes! We got one! …

NLO LIVE: Mooby LOVES Rumble’s Numbers! Bower is HORNY! (June 29, 2023)

July 1, 2023

It’s Thursday and Patrick would like to put all this crazy nonsense behind us. But can everyone else? Patrick has a rough morning screaming at the chat and allowing himself to be distracted by a bunch of narcissistic psychos. Stuttering John seems to be way behind on internet. Kevin Brennan is mad at Patrick for being friendly with Shuli. Michael Ray Bower is more horny than a guy who like banging and considers himself a sex guy. Steel Toe is not thriving on Rumble no matter what the Mooby man says. Is Stevie Lew controlling the narrative while actually being one of the biggest psychos around? Is he a complete fraud? Send in your LEW dirt for our show tomorrow where Patrick tries to reset the narrative an be less cantankerous overall. …