steel toe morning show

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. …

The election is over, but that isn’t going to stop Aaron Imholte from taking to his basement studio to pretend to be a political pundit in between sandwiches and squirting Yoplait in his dungarees. There’s a new energy over at Steel Toe Morning Show and it has SlamPig’s fingerprints all over it. What could this new level of partnership mean for the future of the Toe? The Mike Calta Show may be worse than we could have imagined, with the Snorlax himself participating in some very questionable laziness. How long can these radio dinosaurs get away with providing rock-bottom levels of entertainment to clueless commuters trapped in their cars? When will the internet come for these relics? …

It’s that time again! America is on the precipice of one of the most important battles in our nation that doesn’t matter much at all. They’re gonna get us all in the end! But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a drink and make fun of the meltdowns, no matter which side of the aisle you sit on. Let’s remember that we do it for fun, after all! …

Another weekend and another grin for the Toe! Aaron takes heads to his basement broadcasting base to rally up another 8 goals for the week to keep his charade of a life on track just one month out from his second court date for felony harassment of a young lady by releasing her saucy photos without her permission. We watch our favorite radio pro meander through more ideas for his show while keeping grounded in the failure of today. April Anderson, once Imholte, has been tweeting suspiciously all weekend and it has the internet speculating again. Is this even April? Is Nick screwing with everyone again? What is going on? …

Patrick has been trying to ge his StreamDeck to work for over an hour, and it’s still not working. So get ready for a lot of yelling and lots of blocking. Seriously, you’re blocked! April Imholte has court today, but a bunch of fans crashed it and upset the judge which could mean no live court hearings over the internet for April in the future. Nick Rekieta might sell Patrick that charcuterie fridge that’s sitting in his bedroom. There’s a new apple around, but Nelly has nothing to do with it. Patrick forgot how to golf and it’s a big embarrassing thing. Aaron is above eating butter but not above eating dog food? How does this man reconcile his life? Aaron has a new girlfriend to lie to him about how he’s winning on the internet and it could be awesome! …

Hello. dear friends! It’s been a minute, and we’ve so much to catch up on! And maybe you can fill Patrick in on what’s been happening, because he’s been off the grid, as the more technically-savvy children say. There’s threats coming at Patrick, it seems like Nick and April have lost their minds on X, and Patrick ruined the biggest, coolest surprise in the Red Bar universe and he’s sorry about it. Donald Trump was on Rogan, and the world is starting to turn on Kamala Harris. Let’s all hug it out. You’ve been missed! …

Stuck at home with large calendar gaps, professional part-time comedian Chad Zumock has been thrashing in the mud lately, trying to grab on to any and every target he can, from the Compound Cucks to the Dabble Dweebs, Chad wants your attention and wants it now! He doesn’t have a point. He doesn’t have anything to say. He doesn’t even have any talent to entertain you with. But he is jealous, and he’s going to act like a child to show you how he feels! Ray Devito has escaped Patrick’s attention for quite some time, but he has truly become quite diminished and it’s very sad to watch. If there’s time, Bring your slop pants, pigs! …

Patrick has some explaining to do. Missed shows and erratic schedules are not very becoming of a small-time podcastman. What gives? There’s a story that might help shed some light on what’s going on, or confuse you more. Who knows what’s going on, anymore. Aaron Imholte is in desperation overdrive as he lays out possible evacuation plans and hands out life vests for the dingy that is the Steel Toe Morning Show. Will Aaron stop defaming Patrick publicly? The damage to his reputation may be immeasurable if Aaron can’t control his emotions and stop willfully lying about Patrick on his show every day! …

There’s a world of heavyweight creators out there, and we love checking in on them. Our favorite Raider fan Micheal Ray Bower is busy maintaining two channels, one on his favorite sportsball team and one about his never-ending bouts of depression and anxiety. Can you guess which one is more entertaining? What’s better than hot dogs and corn? Chocolate covered hot dogs and corn, or course. We check in with Royce to see what disgusting trash is on the menu today. Chad Zumock is in Tampa and sitting directly in the middle of the impending hurricane path. He’s using it as an opportunity to look brave an careless, but the reality is that he doesn’t have any friends or family to go stay with, nor does he have an extra $129 to blow on a La Quinta Inn a few miles inland. …

Aaron Imholte has spent another weekend combing over what all the haters have to say about him, and is now scrambling to try to change public perception with an overt change to his show that people have been asking for throughout his YouTube tenure. Keanu C. Thompson may be overstepping her talent allocation by trying to host her own show, but she has a full time position making Aaron Imholte question his own sanity. After Keanu mentions Aaron being so self-conscious he won’t show chat on the screen, he starts doing it the very next show! Aaron attempts to do a Vikings postgame show, but quits because nobody is watching, and then proceeds to do a Members Only stream where he just talks about football and Nick Rekieta, because that’s all Aaron has left to talk about. Hi April! …