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It’s Tiff’s birthday, and she has a hankering for a Metropolitan Detective update. Who would we be as the legion of Onions if we didn’t oblige her request? Karmic has been cast aside by his favorite daddy, Kevin Brennan, and it’s causing him to have quite an emotional reaction in front of his new girlfriend, Felicia Gillespie. We are less than 48 hours away from both Nick and Patrick contesting their HROs from Aaron Imholte in court, and it seems to be contributing to a lot of weird behavior from our favorite Minnesota muse! …

Another week brings another round of nonsense from some of your favorite dopes on the internet! With Aaron’s HRO hearings approaching quickly, the Onionverse is wondering what, if anything, Aaron can do to try to postpone his reckoning once more. With Johnny Krutches on the ropes with his health, wealth and technical issues, Aaron resorts to bringing in a vacationing trollop to cohost his silly show! Chad Zumock is back from Minnesota where his lackluster visit brought him more ridicule than funds. But at least he got a cool new hat and a pile of new ridicule from his midwestern meandering! …

Who says there can’t be a Nobody Likes Onions on a Friday? You’re buying in to the media hype! Patrick finally dives in to the love triangle that is Pat Dixon, KarmicX and Felicia Gillispie to try to make sense of whatever is happening between these rapscallions! Who is doomed and who is feeling? Michael Ray Bower is headed towards heart surgery and we need to know if he’s going to be ok – at least physically! Patrick has a trove of stuff from the PO Box and we need to go through these gifts to see who is winning over Patrick’s heart and soul! …

Did you know internet suckslut Keanu C. Thompson and sidelined sibling Ashley Cummings teamed up to do a show? Don’t worry! Nobody did! Let’s break down the recent collapse of the internet show nobody asked for, and see what happened that led to the collapse of Kiki’s latest attempt at making a best friend. Aaron Imholte seems to be going through a full-blown collapse on his pretend radio program. Won’t you step up and help this man hit his goal? …

Patrick receives an email from a listener in Minnesota with some interesting insight in to the Steel Toe brand! Aaron Imholte gets caught in simple lie after simple lie following his lady leaving him all alone! Watch as a man devolves right before your very eyes, lashing out at haters and rewriting history in real time! Our Members Only stream has produced one of the best new cooking channels we’ve ever discovered. Bodycam footage reveals a very pretty lady that only our boy Baumert could save. …

This week has been another topsy-turvy time for Aaron Imholte and his pretend morning radio show. Aside from struggling with the goal and creeping towards the inevitability of a career change for the troubled personality. This week has Aaron has revealed that he is no longer going to his boxing gym – the very gym he has used to threaten and attempt to intimidate his online critics. Aaron has begun to trash his old mentor, Coach Scott, and spread lies about Scott’s intentions and character in light of the embarrassing nature of his skill and teaching history at the gym are made aware to his audience. …

Join Patrick, Moody, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss the drama this week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. …

Join Patrick on an adventure through time and space to catch up on all the week’s adventures! Don’t bring your mood, ok? Patrick already has enough to put up with and he doesn’t need your issues. …

Ashley Cummings is lost and looking for an identity as she rapidly approaches her elderly years. Watch as she navigates the world of online streaming, desperate to make cash while being one of the most sensitive witches in the coven. The post-anniversary show spin is in full effect from Aaron Imholte and his cronies, and it’s doing more damage than the Minnesota mobbed-man can stand! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is back to selling off his most prized possessions to his die-hard fans. We launch a new segment dedicated to James Baumert and your vote counts! …

The Steel Toe Morning Show and its noodle-armed host Aaron Imholte have had a rough year. After losing his wife, violating a restraining order against his previous wife, committing revenge porn felony against his side chick, violating court orders in that case, and trying to silence his online critics with an abuse of the court system, the lost pretend radio man cannot seem to pull off anything with consistency. After a 10th anniversary show last year which saw the audience chanting slurs and spinning narratives, his attempts at a comeback this year are more lackluster than ever. Thanks to SchizoSeanTV for providing us with a recording of one man’s attempt to gaslight the world in to thinking everything is gonna be alright. …

Join Patrick, Moody, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and special guest Blind Mike as they discuss this ANNIVERSARY week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. …

Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has had quite a year! After being under court orders, violating them, negotiating a suspended jail sentence, and taking out two HRO’s in an attempt to get people to stop making fun of him, what wannabe radio man wouldn’t be tempted to celebrate with a big event by flying in your best friends and paying a cripple peanuts to perform? What’s your prediction for the upcoming anniversary show, golf tournament and subsequent cope show that is bound to play out next week? There’s so much Steel Toe to catch up on before the big celebration. PLUS Richard Leland Neal with some wound care tips, Johnny Krutches is crying very hard, and Mersh gets shit from Kevin Brennan for joing the Supertip platform! …

Michael Ray Bower pulled his last video down while we were watching it, and now wants to gaslight us about why he made such an emotionally reactive decision! Chad Zumock is performing with Jim Florentine in Florida and gives us a tour of one of his most loyal daddies’ homes after running from a snipe! Patrick got an email from a listener he’s never heard of and that listener needs your support! A certain Minnesota golf tournament is on the rocks, and the spin has begun! …

Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he’s mad that he’s been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he’s fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he’s confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out at Mersh for some reason. Ashley Cummings is a complete idiot, and wait until you see her slurring her speech on a live stream from this weekend that’s since been erased from her channel. Pin on your name tags, because there’s no way we aren’t all gettin trained today. …

Chad Zumock is fresh off a week of larping as a standup comedian in his home state of Florida. Before departing to sell twos of tickets to unsuspecting mirth-seekers, Chad did one of his famous streams pretending he is an entertainer, and then proceeded to go on Misery Loves Company and get roasted for his death pool scam. Karmic was told recently on a Minnesota morning show stream that he needs to humble himself before its host, and he isn’t complying as easily as desired. Speaking of Minnesota disasters, there’s a golf tournament (or a least a golf scam) happening in two weeks and the details keep getting foggier and more unrealistic as the date approaches. …

Tuesdays are for trouble, and we’ve got plenty! Metropolitan Detective is back for another action-packed episode! See if you can follow what’s going on in the internet’s most confusing series! Nonsensical cuts! Scenes that don’t move the story along! And so much more! Chad Zumock is back with a new show (again) and is still struggling to find out exactly what he does. Johnny Krutches is not only Steel Toe’s number one sidekick, but is quickly proving that he knows less than some of the dumbest ladies in the Dabbleverse! …

This short-lived stream was rudely interrupted by the YouTube gods for reasons unknown, but enjoy the first bit of what was to be a banger episode. We check in on the beloved eagle family in Big Bear and go over the progress Sunny and Gizmo have made as they learn to leave the nest. Pride swells in this feel-good intro to a show that never will be! Patrick will be back whenever whatever is happening is done happening. …

Patrick is back from Minnesota, and he’s excited to share his findings with the court of public opinion. Today we are going to look at Aaron Imholte’s favorite biker bar, Stoney’s Bar and Grill, and see just what the Steel Toe fans love about this broken-down hovel of a watering hole. We also catch up on the latest Steel Toe Morning Show clips and observe Aaron Imholte trying to be on his bestest behavior. PLUS we have a new prize structure for the golf tournament and an exclusive from Wapicada Golf Club admitting they don’t know anything about a tournament and how this is just another Steel Toe Spin Job! …