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STEEL TOE SMOKING GUN! Aaron Imholte PHYSICALLY ABUSED April? Two Women Abused By A “Monster”

Aaron Imholte has been telling everyone he’s a changed man who has repented for his sins while shaking a fist and a bible at those around him. But what happens when the court documents that leak start to reveal more angles of Aaron Imholte, revealing several years of abuse between two wives of the wanna be boxer slash radio star. New documents and text messages reveal a close bond between April Imholte and Ashley Larue until Aaron manipulated the two to be intolerant of each other. Physical, mental and psychological abuse revealed from two of Aaron’s former partners, and a violation of the restraining order his ex-wife obtained to protect herself from his harassment now puts his financial and parental future in more danger than ever. This one is a bombshell!

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June 27, 2024: Aaron Imholte Is CRACKING Again! Is Stuttering John The WORST DAD On YouTube?

Aaron Imholte has had quite the year, and it’s just going to get worse for the low-testosterone streamer from the simple sticks of Minnesota. The problem with Aaron is that Aaron keeps screwing up Aaron’s plans. From losing the biggest viewer bump he’s ever had to slowly revealing his unbridled glee regarding his recent divorce, the guy can’t stop making it clear to his viewers that he is a selfish narcissist who will never admit certain flaws. From manipulating weak-minded friends to convincing his remaining supporters that the show is better than ever, The Steel Toe Morning Show is on a lol-worthy trajectory that you won’t want to miss. Stuttering John can’t stop ignoring his mom to try to stick it to bunch of strangers that he will never meet or talk to in person. Why won’t John let his poor mother enjoy her golden years without terrorizing her home with constant prank calls and deliveries? Why is the BabaDuke so petty and fragile?

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June 25, 2024: HAWK TUAH-SDAY! Angie Krum FINALLY Releases Haircast! Fatties Galore!

Patrick tries to get in to some other topics as we sit and wait for some expected bombshell from the Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte love triangle with Minnesota egg-trash, April Anderson. What is expected to come out next? We don’t know but it’s supposed to be really big and shocking news. Planet with a Palate is back and she wants to show off her boy to the channel while using her air fryer. Angie Arum has finally released her re-recorded podcast where she cuts the hair of nobody wannabe comedians around the Vegas area from her budget high-rise above the strip. Let’s watch as a comic who can’t “cut it” attempts to create a show where her dud personality merges with other boring failures from around the comedy flop scene. Celebrate the fat wit NLO on this magical Tuesday!

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MEMBERS ONLY: Steel Toe Gets DAD-CUCKED! Set Up Theories! Is Nick Rekieta Gonna Drop The HAMMER?

The lols don’t stop just because your work week is done! We go back and catch some things Patrick missed regarding Aaron Imholte and his fake overreaction to the follicle test of Nick Rekieta’s child. Isn’t it time we try to learn more about Matt, Mooby’s simple Eeyore-like chum who shows up some nights to pretend he’s still a radio man? Let’s take a walk down memory lane to see when Matt stopped having such Savage Thoughts. Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame, has been cranking out videos that explain why he isn’t cranking out videos. Let’s see what’s happening with one of America’s most prolific child-stars that nobody wanted to take advantage of.

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MLC SNIPETOWN! Watch An Old Man Try To Do A Show!

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today?

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Members Only: Minnesota Racist Radio Host APRIL ANDERSON Wants A New Life!

Aaron Imhote has tossed April Imholte to the wolves, letting her start her life over and reclaim her once-promising future in the stark Minnesota landscape. April Anderson is out looking for work, wondering where the next chapter of her life will take her. But will the habits and hauntings of the past make things difficulte for her to forge ahead? You decide.

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MEMBERS ONLY: STEEL TOE vs. Jesse PS

Patrick is here on a Friday night to continue watching the appearance of Jesse PS from PodAwful as he attempts to navigate the muddy waters of St.Cloud Minnesota. Jesse mostly plays with Aaron, trolling him with confusing narratives about Opie and Anthony and his missing wife. Aside from hammering Aaron with the same truth bombs that the rest of the internet has been screaming at the weak-chinned non-man for over a year. Let’s watch a troll mess with a man who thinks he is beyond trolling and see what happens.

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April 30, 2024: What’s Happened To MLC? FELICIA is FINE as FUNK! APRIL IMHOLTE Needs A Job!

Patrick is recovering from a headache that could choke a donkey. That doesn’t mean anything. Don’t overthink it. Let’s check out the latest version of MLC and try to figure out what this show has become. It’s the last day of April and we need to make our nut. There’s four squares left on the wall and daddy needs to hit the goal! Stuttering John and Kate Meaney are on a fantasy world where Patrick is about to get arrested for some imagined crime at any moment. John is wasted and has seems to have pink eye from wiping with his hands before snacking. We check out the imagined new jobs for April Imholte aka April Anderson now that she’s out of the Steel Toe business.

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STAR80 Movie Watch – April 21, 2024

Patrick settles in to watch the film STAR80 starring Eric Roberts and Mariel Hemingway about a famous playboy model that got murdered by her jealous and bitter husband. The parallels between the movie characters and Aaron Imholte and April Imholte or soon to be April Anderson are startling. Let’s watch this disturbing film and make our own predictions.

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MEMBERS ONLY: April 19, 2024

We talk to Mr. Kill Everything from Misery Loves Company fame. Patrick is sure Kevin is not going to like it. Patrick tries to do a watch of the movie Star 80 but gets got good. Was it a plan by Doom to get Patrick expelled from YouTube? Probably not!

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April 18, 2024: Did APRIL IMHOLTE CHEAT On Aaron Imholte? The NEW GIRL Of STEEL TOE!

A new theory has emerged in the April Anderson saga as we try to uncover what happend that led to the downfall of the marriage and on-air partnership at Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron marches on with his show, without a plan or the confidence to admit it’s not going well. If there were a prize for constantly changing your panic to confidence and vice-versa, Aaron Imholte would win hands down. And where is April Imholte aka April Anderson from Litchfield? Is she running around town trying to get hired while rumors of drug abuse and sexual impropriety swirl? Or is she locked away in a facility, sucking down Suboxone like a used-up witch? The winds of Minnesota have not been kind to this simple and very racist couple. Why is Aaron running around town singing and dancing and flirting openly with other women? Does Kiki want to be in the middle of this tumultuous relationship?

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April 17, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE’S SECRET JOURNAL! Songs of Sadness! It’s WORSE Than We Ever Knew!

Patrick is fresh off a full day of productivity and chair shopping, and the butts at Hackamania are going to appreciate the dedication to comfort and quality. Some of our discord dorks have uncovered a playlist made by April Imholte Anderson, and four days ago she was updating it with new songs like Someone Like You by Adele. Watch and Moody calls in to walk us through a sonic journey of sadness, chronicling the events and feelings that led up to April leading the show, and we see if her choice of songs, and the metadata around her playlist, can help us decipher her plans for the future. Spoiler alert – it’s not looking good for this Minnesota mis-matched couple.

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April 16, 2024: Looking In On The LADIES! Steel Toe Aaron Imholte Has Learned NOTHING!

There’s definitely some Aaron Imholte and Steel Toe Morning Show news to cover this morning, but we’ve also got to check in with some of our favorite ladies of the Onionverse and see what they’re “creating.” Summer Sinclair has some new old standup to show off, and you won’t believe her latest karaoke banger. Angie Krum filmed a bunch of podcasts six months ago but refuses to put them out for public consumption. Where is this haircutting podcast and why can’t we watch it? Aaron is back to his old ways just hours after proclaiming he is a narcissist and needs to work on himself. The humility didn’t last long, and Mooby is back to his old bragging and cope as he wakes up today to find himself suspended from YouTube yet again!

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April 15, 2024: LESS HOLE, SAME GOAL! April Imholte Anderson NEEDS A JOB With NO DRUG TEST!

The dream comes crashing down just as fast as it began. In an unceremonious and barely-watched Members Only stream on Sunday night, Aaron admits that April will not be returning to the Steel Toe Morning Show, and she may be interested in rejoining the job force, if she can keep her alleged meth habit in check long enough to fill out an application and sniff her way through an interview. What will April do now that her legendary broadcast career has come to an end? Why is Moody rolling with it like this is the plan all along? Is Aaron Imholte actually undergoing some sort of self-reflection that will result in him being less of a narcissist? Will that change be enough to hold on to his failing marriage and April Anderson’s ruined radio career.

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April 11, 2024: FARM GIRL FAIL! Filthy Factory F*cktoy GIVES UP! Will It Be MOOBY or MAMA?

It seems like the STEEL TOE MORNING SHOW gravy train of LOLs will not cease! Aaron Imholte kicks off his day with another “two scoops” of cope. It must be getting tough to roll out of bed with bruised ribs and a bruised ego, and let’s not even talk about the sore o-ring. Let’s watch as Mooby already tries to force April Imholte aka April Anderson aka Mama’s Little Woods Angel back on to the show to open a package. Wielding a sippy cup around for no reason, and clinging to it like a blanket, let’s watch as Aaron Imholte tries to decide whether today is a good day or a bad day for the ol’ Steel Toe.

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April 10, 2024: Is APRIL QUITTING For Good? The PREP Begins! Mooby Copes With BEING ALONE!

It’s Wednesday and Patrick isn’t supposed to be here, but today’s Steel Toe Morning Show is simply too good to ignore. Aaron seems to be coming to terms with something the keen-eyed fans have speculated for awhile – April may never come back to the show. He seems to be laying the groundwork for a big pivot in the show, dreaming about big changes, studio redesigns and new cohosts to bring in a fresh energy. In Mooby’s mind, it’s only a matter of time before April Imholte aka April Anderson moves back to mama’s permanently and leaves Aaron holding his limp broadcast stick all alone in the basement.