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NLO Shows

NLO LIVE: Reel Ray In, Keep Kevin Calm, Learn to Cook (July 13, 2023)

July 16, 2023

The same issues seem to keep presenting themselves in this world, and no one seems to listen. Everyone claims to have lines drawn and allegiances, but they get more and more blurry everyday. Kevin Brennan doesn’t even know who he’s mad at anymore. Ray can’t seem to grasp that he’s retarded. Patrick received his Rustic Cuts and has some thoughts. Michael Ray Bower helps us gain a more sophisticated palette. The hit single That EEEEE Sound kicks off the last day to send in entries for a song contest that may or may not happen. …

NLO Shows

Melton in the Morning – April 13, 2023

April 16, 2023

Patrick has upgraded the entire sound chain in the studio, and gotten rid of the line noise and hiss that has slowly developed and mired the show in an unpleasant audio cacophony. But crisp audio and fun time are on the way. Patrick gets schooled on how to improve the show by David Attenborough. Corey Adam cannot stop showing his ass and we are here for it – you won’t believe how odd his new “show” is. Some ex-comic in Tampa named Mersh or Merch (no one can confirm) seems to be harboring a decade-long resentment of Patrick because of an interaction years ago. Patrick rejected Mersh’s insane offering of post-midnight steaks and skanks, and that has scarred his brain forever. …

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Melton in the Morning – April 10, 2023

April 16, 2023

Good Mooby Monday! Come have some fun with Patrick and a train of thought that is sure to exclusively lead you on an adventure through your own brain! On today’s show we forget to even turn on Mooby and his little friend, and when we finally do, he’s seven minutes in to yelling about Patrick watching even though he wasn’t. We watch for half an hour today and bail as soon as Mooby moves on to making fun of black people with songs and voices. Patrick showcases some of the wretched Las Vegas comedy community, including Lex Las Vegas who recently did a comedy sketch parody about Mr. Onion, whatever that means. We call a strange man who challenged us to do so, and Patrick gets conned out of a $100 payday. …