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December 30, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK STINKS! Aaron Imholte’s CONTINUING Delusional Bubble!

Chad Zumock is fifty years old, and nobody has been paying the mudshark much attention since he got off his streak of six comedy shows this summer at some of the most crumbly theaters in our union. As Chad tries to branch out and secure some sort of financial freedom from his podcast empire, it’s becoming more apparent than ever how insecure and desperate this middle-aged nothing really is. Aaron Imholte gives his members a trickle of content this weekend to prove he isn’t stealing his faithful followers funds.

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe SEETHING Show! (December 27, 2024)

So many birthdays, so little money! Let’s all wear hats about it! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.

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December 25, 2024: BAH-FUNBUG! Comedienne CHAD ZUMOCK’S Sad Christmas Cope Walk!

AI WROTE THIS: Thank you all so much for an incredible year! Your support, feedback, and passion have made this journey unforgettable. I’m beyond grateful for each of you who’s tuned in, shared your thoughts, and helped make this podcast community so special. As we wrap up 2023, I just want to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year filled with peace, love, and joy. Can’t wait to bring you even more amazing content in 2024. Thank you for being part of this! 🎄❤️

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December 23, 2024: CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN! A 24-Hour Stream Of Substance! (Definitely Not A Prank!)

It’s a Christmas miracle! Patrick is going to spend 24 hours dancing and singing for you people! Can you even believe it! What did you do to deserve this! Who knows? But it’s really, really here! Send in your funny suggestions, clips, recipes, wacky news articles and favorite movie scenes so we can get those envelopes and stretch those improv muscles, not necessarily in that order! LOL! HIT THE LIKE BUTTON!

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December 18, 2024: GOALS Are Here For EVERYONE! The Revisionist World Of Aaron Imholte!

Chad Zumock is getting banned from MLC because of a demand from Patreon? Watch as the sad criminal and wannabe full-time comedian plots one of the greatest comebacks on the eastern seaboard this winter! Joey C is still poor and making threats. Aaron Imholte has a history of making things up, but we are here to watch the paint peel off the walls and reveal all the shortcuts the builders of this house of cards tried to conceal. Nick Rekieta has a spy and Aaron is getting pretty cocky about it! Hackamania is going to be LIT!

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December 16, 2024: REKIETA’S BIRTHDAY PARTY! The GOALS Are Getting GRIM! What Are WHEELS?

It’s Nicholas Rikieta’s birthday, so we are all going to take turns filling up his belly button with fun! Just imagine the SEETHING the haters will do! Aaron Imholte has had a year to figure out the difference between wheels and tires, since being roasted last year about his ignorance. He is completely lacking when it comes to any semblance of masculine knowledge. Hackamania tickets are on sale and Patrick is going to talk your ear off about it! Johnny is back and the goal is probably going to get BLOWN OUT so quick because of the talent levels on Steel Toe these days. Or is it?

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December 13, 2024: Friday The WORST-TEENTH, Am I Right?

There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction they are going! There’s no knowing where they’re rowing, Or which way the river’s flowing! Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they’re certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing…

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December 12, 2024: Mike Calta Admits His Wife STINKS! Steel Toe INVESTIGATES!

Mike Calta has become aware that he’s being watched on the internet, and in true insecure Cowhead fashion he is pretending Patrick doesn’t exist. Watch as he trots his unfunny wife out to explain she has no business doing a show and isn’t built for the internet. Aaron Imholte and Mike Calta both have what they consider trophy women, and they are compelled to keep showing them off to their audience for clout. Aaron talks about his legal issues and court date, and we find out whether or not he wants to stop slandering Patrick any time soon.

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December 10, 2024 (PART 2): MERSH Is Getting Sad! Geno Bisconte LOSES HIS CHANNEL! MLC Is MEAN!

Mersh cannot stop hanging out with losers, and the struggle sessions recently have been painful to watch. He’s teamed up with Geno Bisconte to tell everyone what is wrong with the Dabbleverse. Every show these guys hate, Steel Toe included, are doing better than them. Geno’s wish to leave YouTube comes trues after he shows full boof to the live stream. Kevin Brennan wants Shuli dirt from Bob now that he’s back in tow over at MLC. Watch Kevin roll around in glee when learning about Geno Bisconte losing his YouTube channel!

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December 10, 2024: Steel Toe’s TRUCK STOP Date Night! MIKE CALTA Can’t Sing! (Believe It Or Not!)

Aaron Imholte can’t stop himself from talking about Patrick, even though the more he runs his mouth he may find himself in a whole new mess of legal drama in 2025. Only time will tell! Investigators have figured out where Aaron Imholte has been taking his boo on Wednesday nights, and it’s worse than we could have ever imagined. Watch as we reveal the actual truck stop where this banal bunch of mouth-breathers goes for a night out! Mike Calta loves acting like the big dog around the 102.5 offices, but anyone who can recognize peak cringe wants out of this industry asap. Except Aaron Imholte. He’d take Calta’s job tomorrow!

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December 4, 2024: Red Bar Radio HATES Giggles! April Brucker’s New HOLIDAY HIT! It’s PO Box Day!

This one is definitely going to be the one where you realize that being a fan of this show isn’t doing you or your family any favors! Patrick is being attacked by an old incontinent man named Michael Redbar who has teamed up with number one radio guy Aaron Imholte. Find out if giggling is really the thing you want to be associated with! Patrick has some teasers about Hackamania for 2025 and you’re gonna want more! We’ve got a woman getting tased in a bikini just to make the hairs on the back of your tongue stand up! Wannabe comedian and amateur puppeteer April Brucker is back to remind everyone that Mike David isn’t the only one making plop on the internet!

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December 2, 2024: Aaron Imholte SITS In His Failure! Patrick RULES EVERYTHING Around The Toe!

Aaron Imholte is in a rut, but only if you look at his view metrics, subscriber count acceleration, or the money his sad excuse for a show brings in. If you go by attitude, your mileage may very, as Aaron’s bipolar nature will never reveal the actual level of stress the Minnesota domestic abuser is currently under. Aaron can’t help himself, as he continues to double down on calling Patrick slanderous names on almost every show, and you have to wonder if all of this faffing around will ever catch up to him. After an embarrassing showing on his manufactured anniversary show grift Friday, the Moobs is in a mood and we are here for it.

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THANKSGIVING MADNESS!

Kino Casino makes its triumphant return to the sixth largest streaming platform! Aaron Imholte shows an embarrassing glimpse of his kitchen! Michael Ray Bower ain’t got no meat! Won’t you please GIVE THANKS for what YOU have?

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November 27, 2024: Aaron Imholte JAIL-BOUND!? KINO CASINO Are Complete CLOWNTARDS! Bob Levy SMOKE!

It’s BLACK WEDNESDAY, and if you’re back home with your family, you’re probably drunk and looking for some fun! Come hang out with the Onions and get your goo gobbled! Aaron Imholte can’t stop talking about Kayla Rekieta apparently. Patrick reviews the tape to see if the rumors are true. If Aaron violated the court order, and if she decides to tell the court, he could actually be facing jail time. Kino Casino has survived their recent scandal. Or have they? PPP is striking things left and right and the breakdown of Andy Warski is unreal to watch. This guy is a complete mental midwit! Bob Levy is trashing The Shuli Network, and we are left to wonder if the bad blood is real, or this is just another work by the boys over at TSN.

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November 26, 2024: Rekieta WALKS Today? Aaron Imholte LOSES IT Over Ex-Wife! Training Tuesday!

Nick Rekieta is off to court today for a supposed settlement, and all the little internet gossips are refreshing their screens to see what he’s gonna get when the swift hammer of justice comes down on his head. From what it seems, we may be hearing from Nick very soon, and it sounds like he has a lot to say. April may be Aaron’s ex-wife, but she’s front and center in his mind. Some recent tweets have sent our wannabe boxer slash radio man in to a new frenzy. It’s training Tuesday and you won’t believe how easy grocery shopping has become! Pack a snack and come hang with the Onions!

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November 25, 2024: KINO CASINO Is EXPOSED? Bob Levy Back On MLC? Aaron Imholte BUSTED Again!

The boys known as PPP and Andy Warski from the online streaming preschool Kino Casino are taking a break from busting on other shows to reveal that they were busting on some ladies of the night in Las Vegas. At least Andy Warski was. PPP just sat in his mobility chair and soft-jacked to the scene. Bob Levy goes back on Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan to argue about money and feel out the next steps between the two old curmudgeons. Aaron Imholte once again is trying to control the narrative of his own past by lying about his radio ratings, lying about the proof that exposes his lie, and more. Watch how pathetic this gets as the Minnesota Moob heads in to his fourth year of streaming his sad little show.