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Hello. dear friends! It’s been a minute, and we’ve so much to catch up on! And maybe you can fill Patrick in on what’s been happening, because he’s been off the grid, as the more technically-savvy children say. There’s threats coming at Patrick, it seems like Nick and April have lost their minds on X, and Patrick ruined the biggest, coolest surprise in the Red Bar universe and he’s sorry about it. Donald Trump was on Rogan, and the world is starting to turn on Kamala Harris. Let’s all hug it out. You’ve been missed! …

Stuck at home with large calendar gaps, professional part-time comedian Chad Zumock has been thrashing in the mud lately, trying to grab on to any and every target he can, from the Compound Cucks to the Dabble Dweebs, Chad wants your attention and wants it now! He doesn’t have a point. He doesn’t have anything to say. He doesn’t even have any talent to entertain you with. But he is jealous, and he’s going to act like a child to show you how he feels! Ray Devito has escaped Patrick’s attention for quite some time, but he has truly become quite diminished and it’s very sad to watch. If there’s time, Bring your slop pants, pigs! …

Patrick has some explaining to do. Missed shows and erratic schedules are not very becoming of a small-time podcastman. What gives? There’s a story that might help shed some light on what’s going on, or confuse you more. Who knows what’s going on, anymore. Aaron Imholte is in desperation overdrive as he lays out possible evacuation plans and hands out life vests for the dingy that is the Steel Toe Morning Show. Will Aaron stop defaming Patrick publicly? The damage to his reputation may be immeasurable if Aaron can’t control his emotions and stop willfully lying about Patrick on his show every day! …

There’s a world of heavyweight creators out there, and we love checking in on them. Our favorite Raider fan Micheal Ray Bower is busy maintaining two channels, one on his favorite sportsball team and one about his never-ending bouts of depression and anxiety. Can you guess which one is more entertaining? What’s better than hot dogs and corn? Chocolate covered hot dogs and corn, or course. We check in with Royce to see what disgusting trash is on the menu today. Chad Zumock is in Tampa and sitting directly in the middle of the impending hurricane path. He’s using it as an opportunity to look brave an careless, but the reality is that he doesn’t have any friends or family to go stay with, nor does he have an extra $129 to blow on a La Quinta Inn a few miles inland. …

Aaron Imholte has spent another weekend combing over what all the haters have to say about him, and is now scrambling to try to change public perception with an overt change to his show that people have been asking for throughout his YouTube tenure. Keanu C. Thompson may be overstepping her talent allocation by trying to host her own show, but she has a full time position making Aaron Imholte question his own sanity. After Keanu mentions Aaron being so self-conscious he won’t show chat on the screen, he starts doing it the very next show! Aaron attempts to do a Vikings postgame show, but quits because nobody is watching, and then proceeds to do a Members Only stream where he just talks about football and Nick Rekieta, because that’s all Aaron has left to talk about. Hi April! …

It’s a late night fudge-fest, with Aaron making some bold moves and really struggling with his goals this week. This man is getting run in to the ground daily, as he admits more and more the flailing nature of whatever is left of this aspiring radio-like career. How can this go on? Is he preparing to dump Johnny, or is the recent teasing and belittling of his favorite gimped sidekick a backlash for his recent transgressions on other shows? Only time will tell! We have so much Toe to get through and so little time, but let’s laugh the night away catching up with our favorite spouse-abusing narcissist! …

Aaron Imholte is more panicked than ever, and he can’t stop dreaming about the expansion of his dying show. Watch the cognitive dissonance in real time for some of the best laughs of our time! Patrick has a new Rode Caster and he’s embarrassed about all of the cables nd equipment that this one simple box is replacing. Or is it? Patrick proceeds to scream about Windows audio for an hours because something is causing the levels to turn down automatically again, and windows myriad settings and configuration panels make it impossible to find. Anyone have any ideas? Aaron shows off his German coin that is worth two dollars and kisses it like it’s the most prized thing he owns. Aaron as received a strike on the Steel Toe YouTube channel for his gun promotion, and he thinks it’s Patrick’s fault. Has SlamPig been doxxed? Who is Ann Gosch? …

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. …

Late show, hate show, sorry ya had to wait show! Aaron Imholte, the only remaining full-time employee of the Steel Toe Morning Show is starting to run out of ideas, but that’s not going to let him stop from pitching old ones wrapped up in some used trash glitter he found in his car seat after one of SlamPigs kids had to take an art project home from day camp. Watch Aaron explain how he’s one step ahead of Melton and he’s embarrassing his opposition more and more every day. Mersh is still being poor and complaining about it. Glitter and Lazers is back with some heartbreaking health news that you’d never expect from a woman the size of a small forklift. …

Aaron Imholte, alleged sex crime felon and wannabe radio man, is back from another weekend of visiting his children in shared custody, and the projection about his inability to be left alone with his own kids has his broken his brain. We watch a man who is legally no longer allowed to discuss his own life on his own show exploit a crippled friend and drive a stake in to any hope of a relationship for his friend could have had with the woman he’s been dating. Aaron has to squeeze every last bit out of his “friend” before he abandons him for good. Patrick has apparently been in contact with a “member of the family” that has some concerns. Let’s get in to it! …

After making the news around the world for sharing sexual photos of a woman without consent, and the allegations from his ex-wife of head-butting and choking abuse, Aaron Imholte is cracking at the seams! He cannot stop steering what’s left of his program in to the rocky shores of racism, antisemitism, bigotry and slander! After attempting to do a show for two days without being able to blame the women who have escaped his Steel Toe torture chamber, he is quickly spiraling in to complete disarray without a panel of cohosts to cosign his nonsensical delusions. …