It’s a new dawn and that means a bunch of new things that will probably just make us a combination of depressed and anxious, with a side of outrage. Patrick is going off on ANOTHER Las Vegas comedian that popped up in his feed on Facebook this morning. This time it’s a grown man with some ideas about the government tracking us with our phones. We also go over some older videos from Thai Rivera, since he’s been laying kind of low this week. …
The gay giving tree that is Thai Rivera has birthed us a new comedian jester to keep our eyes on, Trez Mala. Patrick took years of Spanish in high school. so he’s pretty sure that means “bad three.” Or something close. In the first installment of two, we listen to Trez talk about himself and his comedy roots and philosophy on some other gas weasel’s podcast. If you’ve never heard of the MoonBug Glip Glop podcast, strap in …
Patrick continues Thai-rlessly going over the minutia of an insane narcissist while he tells some amazing tales. We have all the hot thai’kes you can handle, and plenty of puns to boot. Thai tells an amazing story about his shitty car needing an air conditioner repair in the middle of the desert summer. We further diagnose Thai Rivera’s inability to tell a story with any effectiveness. Not that we mind, as it leads to some hilarious insights about how Thai sees himself and other people. …
We are continuing with HOUR 3 of the breakdown of Thai Rivera’s latest podcast, and it’s slow going because there’s a lot to dissect. Thai begins his podcast by thanking people for feedback, and you can tell he has taken a lot of our advice to heart. At least for awhile. His energy fades quickly as he becomes distracted by his own difficult-to-follow stories and ramblings about a dog that he is keeping captive for some reason. Thai can’t really form sentences or complex thoughts well when he has to speak. …
Apple has finally announced new iMacs and Patrick couldn’t press order fast enough, despite bezels. Patrick is furious that he has to broadcast on both Facebook and Twitch today because of hackers and stuff. The show opens with another tale of Facebook drama, this time involving another comedian in Las Vegas. We find a bizarre link between an old frequent guest of the show and Thai Rivera. Patrick chastises Vegas comics for respecting or mischaracterizing Thai. …
Patrick is frustrated because he’s struggled to get the stream live again after an onslaught of attacks. Someone out there is really upset about the live stream and wants it shut down. Patrick starts drinking and we all know how that usually goes. Patrick gets a little bit in to his current state of mind while the world being on the precipice of disaster. Facebook, Google, Amazon and Apple are defending each other. People are really enjoying the Thai Rivera stuff. …
The well of inadequacy that is Thai Rivera seems to have no bottom, and Patrick seems to be fine with that fact. After a trip to Costco, Patrick returns to chat about Thai’s latest exploits, and we break down a comedy video he posted from a local cantina. While we are mainly focused on Thai for this show, we do feel carefree enough to venture down some alternative courses of cognitive foreplay, like Costco pizzas. …
This show should have been so much longer, but the alt-right libtards and their vicious team of tea party Q-Anon antifa activists have prevented it. On this show we talk about an old-school fan named Lane, and how he thinks Patrick is a cuck for being scared of a virus. Patrick tries to not seems crazy, but things play out a little differently. We review some videos of the public losing their mind, and try to explore any deeper meaning. …
This Thai Rivera thing was supposed to be over, but Patrick just can’t help himself when it comes to trying to unravel the distorted mental map of a mad man. Dual scourge of the gay and comedy communities, Thai Rivera, does a podcast named after a more famous podcast. Patrick stumbles in the studio and fires up the stream to listen live, and it turns in to a THREE HOUR deconstruction of a broken man who contradicts himself more and more every minute. …
Roy Johnson connects from Tulsa to try to pretend that the world isn’t meaningless once again. But this time it should be easier, because we’ve got pizza. Lots and lots of pizza. Before diving in to the pies, Roy and Patrick touch briefly on the days developments regarding comedy drama magnet, Thai Rivera. Patrick is in a sharp mood, but Roy thinks he’s mellowed from weeks past. …
Everyone’s favorite proud boy, Steve Curran, calls in to talk about what big fans we are becoming of Thai Rivera and his manic brand of sassy comedy. We watch him on some election show from years ago, and dip in to a couple other videos and aspects of this man’s bizarre obsession with “letting them know.” The chat is lit, the laughs are flowing, and we don’t see a reason not to kick back for some more Vegas comedy classics. …
This show is a brave message to those out there who have to deal with bullying on an everyday basis. Patrick woke up to find himself being told of a lack of approval about a Facebook post he’d made the day before. Las Vegas comedian, or is it comic, Thai Rivera spins out in manic glory over a silly post, resulting in a chain of hilarity and weird pointless hating that can only be classified as virtue signaling horseshit. …
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